Sister Psyche Making the Rounds

In another thread (which shall remain nameless) Dark_Respite suggested that Sister Psyche, upon finding herself in mortal peril, hitched a psychic ride on her husband for a while. It got me to thinking what sort of mental conversations might arise if ol' SP were to hitch on to various people about the game...

The initial name is the person she's hitched a ride with... the quote after it is from Sister Psyche herself.

* Manticore: "Hun... I was just wandering around in your memories and found this door... it's locked, bolted, welded, bricked up and has a small army of guards surrounding it... is there something you're not telling me?"

* Clockwork King: "Ugh... when you built this thing... urp... couldn't you have... oh lord... couldn't you have secured the danged brain somehow... ulp... all this bobbing and swaying... oof... is making me seasick!"

* Lord Nemesis: "Holy crap... It'd take me years.. no decades... to review and unravel all these plots... any chance you have a Cliff Notes version?"

* Captain Castillo: "Shut up... shut up... shut up... Shut Up... SHUT UP!!"

* Ghost Widow: "Wow... you know... I hadn't thought about it... but I guess I shouldn't be surprised you'd really be into Jim Morrison... what do you mean he comes over on Thursdays?"

* Statesman: "Nope, no personality here... maybe over in this corner... huh... not there either... for the love of... there's gotta be some in here somewhere..."

* Synapse: "Okay, see... that one's going to cost you 1,000 brain cells.. yeah, doesn't feel that good does it? Are you getting the point yet? Apparently not... let's double it then... I told you, bud, fellow hero or not you keep sneaking into my memories of me in the shower or with Manticore and it'll cost ya..."

* Swan: "You know the really ironic part of all this? This little piggy back ride fulfills one of my husband's fantasies... well... the letter of fantasy if not the spirit..."

* Captain Mako: "It's sitting right there! Right on top of the napkin! Eugh! Stop that! Just pick up the fork and knife... and for goodness sake let it die before you start... oh, that's disgusting!"

* Silver Mantis: "You know, I hate to admit it, but you're right... this IS kind of exciting... ooh... go pick a fight with him... the 50th level Tanker with the huge hammer..."

* Fusionette: "Ack! No! Stop that... just follow the hero who's rescuing you! AAAUUGHH! Darn it all, I just hooked a ride with you... I'm not ready to jump again so ... crud."

* Mirror Spirit: "Well... Well... this... this... is... is... interesting... interesting..."

* Azuria: "They're on the counter in the kitchen. No, really... they're on the counter... stop looking on your bedside table.. they're on the kitchen counter... no... no not the coffee table... counter... kitchen... read my thoughts... NO, I don't think you need to get a hero to help retrieve them!"

* Dark_Respite: "Hey... she has videos she hasn't published? Huh... she won't mind if I take a peek... what the heck? 'Manticore and Sister Psyche: The Honeymoon'?! Okay, that's it.... time for Excedrin Headache 2000!"

* Emperor Cole: "It's not all about YOU, you know... no really... it isn't... I don't care what your friends say... it's NOT all about you... oh for the love of... can I get put back in Castillo's head please?"

* Samuel Towe: "Listen I... no I'm not interrupting you... I just wanted to... fine... (time passes)... are you done? No... I'm not interrupting you... I wanted to agree with you... oh for... do you have to give a ten paragraph soliloquy EVERY time you have a point to make? I only said it looked like rain!!"

* Zwillinger: "Yeah, I gotta agree with you on that one... publically acknowledging Steelclaw in any way really was a bad idea."

* Chase Arcanum: "My goodness... okay... I'm just going to lock a few of these doors here until I can vacate the premesis... thank goodness I can memory purge myself... no no.. I don't need any help... you just sit there in the bad boy chair until I'm done..."

* Golden Girl: "Yes, I do see how your hair moves when you turn your head quickly... what's your point?"

* Steelclaw: "My favorite movie is Pretty Woman, Secrets of the YaYa Sisterhood, Steel Magnolias... argh... no... only one favorite... try again... my favorite ice cream is Rocky Road, Caramel Sutra, Chocolate Chip Cookie Dough... DANG IT! FINE! My name begins with the letter S... rrrrrrgghhh... I... S... you twit! Now you've got ME doing it!"

Aurora Borealis: "Hm... you've cleaned the place up since I was here last. Ah, the old couch is still here, though."

Azuria's got the biggest chuckle from me.

I honestly thought Fusionette's would be something like... "Wow... it's really roomy in here!"

Mirror Spirit made me laugh entirely too much

War Witch: "Wow, I never realized how crowded Pocket D got on a Saturday night, it's really... wait, what did that guy just say? He wants that girl to do what...? To his what...?? With her WHAT...???"


Sally: "I can see why you like Lake Salamanca... its so peaceful. Look, there's Captain Astonishing. He must be here to fight the Tuatha. Oh look, he's coming over to say... OW! Did he just punch us in the nose???"

You forgot cursedsorcerer:

"Long live the Cockroach Empire!"

+10 Cool Points... on a Great Post!!!!

I see I'm not high enough on 'The List' yet
I'll get you yet, Steelclaw!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zwillinger GG, I would tell you that "I am killing you with my mind", but I couldn't find an emoticon to properly express my sentiment.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Captain_Photon NOTE: The Incarnate System is basically farming for IOs on a larger scale, and with more obtrusive lore.

Other missing ones...

* Arcanaville: "You know... you're the first person I've ever met whose thoughts look like the opening credits of the MATRIX. Numbers... cascading... everywhere..."

* Leandro: "Ahhhhhhhh... what? Oh, sorry, I was just listening to you talking to yourself. Don't mind me... oh. Yeah. The warm tingly feeling's me. Sorry about that. Watch your thumb with the hammer, by the... way."

* Positron (the dev): "AGGGGH STOP IT STOP IT STOP IT... Geez, what is WRONG with you?! Owwwwwww... You thought I was who? Do I LOOK like Dark_Respite to you?"

* David Nakayama: "Not that big. I SAID, not that big. Look- NO! I don't WANT watermelons on my chest, my insurance doesn't cover chiropractic. Dude, if you make them any bigger, I'm going to need scaffolding for support."

* The Televsion (the contact): "There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission..."

Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite