Null the Talking Pocket D Bird


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Yesterday I ran into this at the Pocket D on Virtue.





Yes. That's a bird. It talks too. It uses the same NPC gossip lines as NPC civilians (like "I'm not so sure about those Vanguard *CLICK* LORD NEMESIS IS WATCHING YOU, $charname *CLICK* guys, are you?"). Other times if you click on it, it gives the time. So it's an NPC civilian.

Except it's a talking seagull sitting in the middle of Pocket D next to DJ Zero. Just sitting there, doing nothing... and talking sometimes. Weirdest/coolest thing.

But I wanna ask... can we keep it? Pleeeeaaasssee? Null the Talking Pocket D Bird is awesome!


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Is he still there?


pohsyb: so of all people you must be most excited about the veats
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I saw that to the other day, was running through past Zero when out of the corner of my eye I spied this bird. Had to stop and go back for a closer look.


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We will always remember you, Null the Gull.

From May 1st, 2011 to May 2nd, 2011.

Be free and happy in the wild, Null.

Be free and happy.


 

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Don't worry folks, Null the Gull has been released back into the wild to be among his fellow time-telling birds. Someone apparently left the dimensional door to Pocket D open, and he got in.

He's much safer (and happier!) being free.


 

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Don't worry folks, Null the Gull has been released back into the wild to be among his fellow time-telling birds. Someone apparently left the dimensional door to Pocket D open, and he got in.

He's much safer (and happier!) being free.

Is THAT what you're telling us!? This sounds like when my Puppy went to go live on a farm and be happy forever! You killed him, didn't you! Monsters...


 

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Andy Belford
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Haha... That is awesome.
I am sad that Null is no longer with us.
I get the feeling that some cat-girl-scorned, half-demon/half-vampire, sulking alcoholic rogue with a good heart, but troubled demeanor, cooked him up for dinner.


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Haha... That is awesome.
I am sad that Null is no longer with us.
I get the feeling that some cat-girl-scorned, half-demon/half-vampire, sulking alcoholic rogue with a good heart, but troubled demeanor, cooked him up for dinner.
Null is the Inedible, Uncrushable, Indestructible Gull. Immune to catgirls, golems, and lasers. But sadly, not rednames.


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Null needs to become a contact for the next round of Incarnate trials. We already have a talking radio and a television in a blood feud with a mad scientist, why not a seagull that tells the time and hands out missions?


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Null needs to become a contact for the next round of Incarnate trials. We already have a talking radio and a television in a blood feud with a mad scientist, why not a seagull that tells the time and hands out missions?
It all makes sense now: Null is the mysterious letter writer!


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Thinking there should be a candlelight vigil this Friday for Null.


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I never saw Null the Gull, but I fully approve of him/her and would love to see him/her return in any capacity!


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I'm by no means a Virtuite, and I didn't see this thread until it was too late.

But I love this thread. I would love to see Null the Gull make another appearance sitting in a nook in Port Oakes or somewhere. Love it, I tell you.


 

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I'm launching a class action lawsuit against the management of PocketD for discriminating against Null and all other birds (except penguins, black and white is sooo last year) that wish to be able to loiter around and poop on everything. Paragon City was founded on protecting the rights and liberties of being able to tell time (thank goodness for John Bergey) in public! That and the ability of a level 2 character to sit in PI spamming "Looking for a group to power level me to 50 while I do absolutely nothing!"

I have also taken other causes like that against the Paragon Bottled Water Company for making their water too wet. And suing the mayor for providing bus stops all around the city yet no buses every stop at them!

Anyone wishing to contribute to my causes please leave a plain brown envelope filled with influence behind the Super Lanes bowling alley in Atlas park (I work as a bartender there).

NULL THE GULL WILL NOT BE FORGOTTEN!!!
(As long as I can make money off of it)


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I have also taken other causes like that against the Paragon Bottled Water Company for making their water too wet
It's all the dihydrogen monoxide they add to it.


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"again"??
You were happy once, ZM??
Yes. There was a time. Long ago. When I was just a little Black girl growing up in the south of Frahnce. Mamiere would gently lay her hand on the shoulder of my threadbare calico nightshirt to pull me away from watching the barges sail by on the inky molasses of the port bay and guide me to my straw-stuffed mattress and tell me a story of how our ancestors came to this land of warm breezes and fields of wildflowers and how we lost most everything in the Great War and that is why she looked at me with a tearful eye to tell me, “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.” I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, “Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, “Yo holmes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.


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Yes. There was a time. Long ago. When I was just a little Black girl growing up in the south of Frahnce. Mamiere would gently lay her hand on the shoulder of my threadbare calico nightshirt to pull me away from watching the barges sail by on the inky molasses of the port bay and guide me to my straw-stuffed mattress and tell me a story of how our ancestors came to this land of warm breezes and fields of wildflowers and how we lost most everything in the Great War and that is why she looked at me with a tearful eye to tell me, “You’re movin’ with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air.” I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and it had dice in the mirror. If anything I could say that this cab was rare, but I thought, “Nah, forget it. Yo, holmes to Bel-Air!” I pulled up to the house about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie, “Yo holmes smell ya later!” Looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air.
That makes even less sense!


 

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You merely lack the will to smith your own destiny.
Aha

Ahahahaha


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You merely lack the will to smith your own destiny.
That makes far more sense!


 

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You merely lack the will to smith your own destiny.
I feel dirty for laughing as hysterically as I did to that. Well played.


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