Move over Nemesis!

We have a new enemy. And it's worse than you think. The people...In Praetoria are mindless drones, and I figured it all out. Linsten closely. They are peacefull, quiet, docile little zombies, and the secret weapon of choice is ENRICHE!

Have you Tried Peach Divinity? Have you? It's so fantastic its practically mind enslaving.

Lets go play soccer in the park...but...Im getting this weird feeling I should be doing something...something important! Darn...can't remember. But Im hungry. Have some Freaking PEACH DIVINITY! MMMM...Peachy...Soccer...*Drool* ENRICHE!

Low in Calories and filling...this mind numbing Elixer no doubt created by Neuron has us weak. The resistance too! I saw one drinking it.

Heck. Im on her side. Fighting the good fight, and she attacks me. Sure I'm not dressed like her, and I don't have my Resistance membership club card on me, but she opens fire and calls me a Blueberry? Blueberry? Perhaps the flavor of Enriche that took her from being a warrior to a mindless mass of blue armor wearing (With a poo hair selection) gun toting Cole Slave Girl!

Oh yes...this is a plot alright. I know it...I saw.

So...now that my rant is done.

Our new weekly task force is to destroy Enriche! Where is it produced. I have no Idea, but Ill tell you this...Join me. Join in the fight to remove low calorie mind wiping PEACH DIVINITY off the planet.

We can do it. We can save Praetoria!

*Signed*

Rift-Dancer

PS. Don't drink the Koolaid either.

I need scissors! 61!

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Originally Posted by Arcanaville Samuel_Tow is the only poster that makes me want to punch him in the head more often when I'm agreeing with him than when I'm disagreeing with him.

Mindless drones don't hold protests.

WARNING: I bold names.

Nemesis moved over long before this post. He set you up. You thought all along that he needed to move over, when he'd already moved over in preparation for your thinking he needed to move over.

This post was a setup, a plan set in motion by Lord Nemesis!

Also...mmmm Enriche.

O.O

First After a Red Name!!!

Cute...I LOLzd at that one

I know there's something wrong with them because a couple of times I have seen one citizen walk up to another and say

"String"
and the other replies
"String"

I mentioned this before, it's not $string or textstring or anything indicating it's missing code, just string.

Either it's a code word I don't know, some illicit trade is being bartered about that I want no part of, or Praetorian citizens are a couple of McNuggets short a Happy Meal.

They need to fix their kites.

One person even forgot their name. His name is "Man", and while he is a man...his name is now just "Man".

I went back to visit Praetoria...just to listen. And Listen I sure did.

NPC = "Did you see Lucy, She looks Great"
The other responded
NPC =Enriche is low in calories and delicious

Thats not a conversation. Thats...thats...Enriche!

But...isn't it a little odd that sometimes you get the load screen

"Its all a nemisis plot"

And then suddenly

"Enriche is filling and low in calories"

I am sure Im not the first person to think this. I am sure others noticed as well. But...anything named PEACH DIVINITY that is not a stripper...I just don't trust.

Enriche, it's a hell of a drug.

Found it!

Mother Mayhem...Mental Rehabilitation Station!

I actually wonder if perhaps....just perhaps, if Cole himself is not controlled by her evil low calorie delight.

Prolly not, but I have a feeling, that she designed this and that the only people who are immune are the destroyers because of the Superdyne. Which makes em crazy, have orange hair and skin, and say dumb things like "Boom Baby"

If on Primal Earth the Destroyers are similar to Enraged Miner people, or Trolls, then perhaps they are the good guys?

Ill continue my research. Ill keep you all posted.

Don't use the Emote. Don't....

Recent informtation on the news thread indicates a new security feature. I am wondering if those using the Enriche Emote have, by accident given their passwords away... and they dont even know it. Or maybe they do know it, and don't care.

Again, I will continue to keep you and the resistance posted on my findings about this vile, mind erasing drink.

In real life now...I went and bought some Ensure. You know that meal replacement stuff, and I drank it, and while not mind enslaved...yet, (To early to tell, I just drank it) it is sorta chalky, and while I was conviced that I hated it, I kept drinking it anyways.

Either way... More on this to come. Be safe Virtue resistance members. Keep strong, don't drink Enriche, and Ill be located at the University by the recycling bin handing out information slips about Enriche and it's evil.

here comes something leaner?

Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.

reference to an old commercial. checking for fogies who would remember it. if you do, i AM calling you old.

Take the Magic: The Gathering 'What Color Are You?' Quiz.