Steve Jobs: American Ninja!
By
BafflingBeerMan,
Posted on: 2010-09-16 06:24 in Comic and Hero-Villain Culture
Now maybe it's me, but stopping someone from bringing weapons onto his own damned private airplane seems pretty bloody stupid. What, is he gonna hijack himself?
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See Doc, thats where you fail to understand the grave threat a super rich ninja with thier very own jet plane represents!
Clearly Steve Jobs-American Ninja! would stealthily pilot his plane right underneath his intended target slice a hole in the fuselage and infiltrate said plane. A few seconds later and the entire world would be bowing to the demands of Steve Jobs-American Ninja!
I think we should all be thanking Japan right now, had it been europe or the americas or any place other than Japan, we'd all be up poo creek without a paddle.
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#1. Already debunked
#2. While it does sound sort of funny it is still illegal to transport contraband, drugs, and various weapons across borders...because let's be honest, do you really want someone to try to build a flying mobile armory... I don't think so... well some of us do because of the comicness of it, but in general no >.>
I'm actually somewhat comforted by the super-rich in their private jets being subjected to the same sort of idiotic, useless Security Theater I went through on my recent vacation to the continent.
=P
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Not too mention that the checkpoint isn't to get onto his private plane, it's to get to the place where everyone is getting on all sorts of planes. A little carry-on switcheroo and some bad guys have weapons on a commercial flight.
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iNinja?
"Ben is short for Frank."
-Baffling Beer-Man, The Tenacious 3: The Movie
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Did you know that MacGuyver isn't even allowed in the airport? Seems that anything he can get his hands on is automatically considered a dangerous weapon.
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No, iPirate!
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Originally Posted by BafflingBeerMan
iNinja?
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I thought it was rPirate?
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Originally Posted by Durakken
No, iPirate!
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"Ben is short for Frank."
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Normally, I wouldn't say something but that was a bad pun geeze v.v|
Originally Posted by BafflingBeerMan
I thought it was rPirate?
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Coulda' said something snarky which would have been better like
"I thought you were an aHole."
Psssh, there is no such thing as a bad pun...
...because that would be redundant! 
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-Baffling Beer-Man, The Tenacious 3: The Movie
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Steve Jobs-American Ninja! > Durakken-COH killjoy.
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Originally Posted by Durakken
#1. Already debunked
#2. While it does sound sort of funny it is still illegal to transport contraband, drugs, and various weapons across borders...because let's be honest, do you really want someone to try to build a flying mobile armory... I don't think so... well some of us do because of the comicness of it, but in general no >.> |
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Try flying in to DC with a one way ticket and no checked baggage.|
Originally Posted by Nethergoat
I'm actually somewhat comforted by the super-rich in their private jets being subjected to the same sort of idiotic, useless Security Theater I went through on my recent vacation to the continent.
=P |
They should have least bought me dinner first.
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So apparently back in July Steve Jobs, CEO of Apple, got stopped in an airport in Japan for trying to bring shuriken (throwing stars) onto his private airplane.
Here's a video reenactment of the event
Ok, I guess I better buy an iPod or something before Steve Jobs: American Ninja! kills me.
Oh, and whenever Steve Jobs: American Ninja! is mentioned from now on, it has to be his full title of Steve Jobs: American Ninja!