Funny Caption Contest #.... I forget!
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Posted on: 2010-07-15 10:38 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
Uh, Sir, I'm pretty sure thats NOT how you do the Heimlich maneuver.
Yes, sir... It looks just like Ichabod Crane...
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I think Pixel wins. 
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Hehe
Out of complete morbid curiosity... did anyone get the Ichabod Crane joke?
Not that I thought it was the best or anything like that. It was just what came to my mind immediately, and that's what I go with, hehe.
I am just curious if I was alone on that one
Personally, I found The_Overlord's to be the best:
"What, the chair? That's nothing, wait until you see my dresser - it's made of real Hellion!"
Haha!
@Zethustra
"Now at midnight all the agents and the superhuman crew come out
and round up everyone that knows more than they do"-Dylan
and round up everyone that knows more than they do"-Dylan
I forget what number we are on... but here ya go, have at this one...
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