Creative Caption Craziness! 6/18/10


Alexander_Drako

 

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Welcome to Creative Caption Craziness -- a fun weekly forum game. Every Friday, we’ll post up a new pic for you to write your most creative caption for. You’ll have until 5:00pm Pacific to post it, then the judging will commence. The winner will receive the forum title of “Caption Champ [date]” and the Costume Code of his/her choice from one of the following:

  • Carnival of Shadows Harlequin
  • Freakshow Tank Boss
  • Paragon Police Department Hardsuit
  • Carnival of Shadows Ring Mistress
  • Knives of Artemis Lt.
  • Praetorian Clockwork

The winning entry will be re-posted in the thread (along with the author’s name), as well as in a thread we will create consisting ONLY of the winning entries as they are picked, so that people can see all the winners at a glance if they want to. It will be your chance to achieve some small measure of forum immortality!

Now just a few rules, to keep things civilized:

1) Reply in the official City of Heroes® forum (http://boards.cityofheroes.com/) thread created for each weekly Creative Caption Craziness” with your caption submission.

2) Your reply must contain a single caption to the picture posted in the thread. Entries with more than 1 caption will be disqualified.

3) Your submission must also contain the following statement. Please note that your submission will be disqualified if this statement is not present in your post:


If I am a winner, I permit NC Interactive, Inc. and NCsoft Europe Limited to use my name, likeness, photograph, hometown, and any comments that I may make about myself or this contest that I provide for advertising and promotional activities. I also certify that I am at least 13 years of age and am eligible to participate in this contest.

4) To enter the contest weekly, as of January 15, 2010, you must be 13 years of age or older. If a winner is under 18 or a minor in his or her state/province/country of residence, his or her parent or guardian must also sign any applicable releases and documentation.

5) Please note, only 1 (one) entry per forum account will be accepted. If you post a second time, you'll get disqualified, so make your one entry count!

6) Entries must conform to the Official City of Heroes Message Forum Rules and Guidelines.

7). If you win the City of Heroes® Creative Caption Craziness Contest one week, you are not eligible to do so again for the next 8 weeks. This is to allow other people the opportunity to win. Please be courteous to others and refrain from participating during the weeks you are not eligible to win.


Visit here to read Official Rules and Conditions for the Creative Caption Craziness Contest!

So without further ado, here is this week's picture!





Good luck, and have fun captioning!


 

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Sometimes senseless acts of violence on inanimate objects is the only way to get service at some stores.

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ATs to 50 - TA/A Def, Nrg/Nrg Blaster, EM/EA Brute, WS,ELM/ELA Stalker

 

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What do you mean I have to be this tall to shop here?!?



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~ I am Mender Sirbil Xe I do not know who this Ex Libris is that you speak of. ~

 

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Give *Crack.. ME *Crack.. COFFEE *Crack.. NOW!!! *Crack...

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Nightshade didn't react well to learning, after staying outside of the store all night, they didn't have a copy of Going Rogue in stock. Because they were a Staples.

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Niviene was a little confused when told that with the right enhancements she could "start playing in the big leagues."


AE Arcs: #10482 N00b Rescue Duty, #164100 The Four Treasures of the Tuatha De Dannan

 

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"I told you for the last time... I WANT THE GOING ROGUE COMPLETE COLLECTION NOW!!!!!"


Ashes to ashes,
Pheonyx


The Cape Radio

"It's good to have friends. Wish I did." - Troy Hickman

 

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Taking a hint from the Family, NCSoft impliments its new "we'll offer your store 'protection' if you have a preorder deal for Going Rogue" marketing scheme.

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Niviene: But I am a Mutant! Look, my arm has a weird wooden growth.
Store Employee: ...that's a bat. Attached with duct tape.
Niviene: Mutant duct tape!
Store Employee: I'm sorry, you can't have any of our new Bioluminescent formula. Please leave. Forever.


Justice Hunter, 50 Inv/SS Tank

Slenszic, 50 Sword/Energy Stalker

MA Arc IDs: 1355, 2341, 2350

 

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Oh, I found your problem. *BASH* Your computer's busted.


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Hello, my name is @Caligdoiel and I'm an altoholic.

 

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"It's hard to commit a robbery when you can't even reach across the countertop."



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2 magic enhancements = 200$

5 purple inspiration = 150$

writing your checks with the new Batpen 2000 you got at comic-con last year for having the best clone trooper costume = priceless


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You must be this tall to buy Going Rouge!

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Agent Goat - CoX Global @Goat's


 

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"Look don't you know who I am? What you can't see me? Well then your counter needs to be lower."


50s on Virtue
Xandria Morte, DM/WP Stalker || Operative Morte, Bane Spider
Lisaveta Connelly, Fire/Rad Corruptor || Spider's Silk, Night Widow
Lisa Connelly,Rad/Pain Corruptor || Cutting Silence, DB/WP Brute
Siren Dusk, Sonic/Dark Corruptor || Electrified Grasp, Grav/Elec Dom
Ashley Fyre, Fire/Fire Blaster || AshIey Fyre, Fire/Therm Troller
Lana Thomas, MA/WP Scrapper || Dark Delight, Dark/Dark Defender
Sandra Kine, Kin/Ice Defender || Illiana Storme, Illusion/Kin Troller
Mistress Field, FF/Energy Defender
50 on Freedom
Madame Fallout, Mind/Rad Controller

 

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After USA had failed to win any of their two opening world cup games, theocho tried getting a refund via force forcing him to . . . go rogue.


@Damz Find me on the global channel Union Chat. One of the best "chat channels" ingame!

 

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"All right, you primitive NPCs, listen up! You see this? This... is my banstick! The 256-bit SSL-encrypted Banhammer. NCsoft's top of the line. You can find this in the customer service department. That's right, this sweet baby was issued in Mountain View, California. Retails for about thirty-six five a year, plus benefits. It's made of solid white ash, a sponge for player blood and tears, and a wicked sting. That's right. Shop soft. Shop NCsoft. You got that?"

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Michelle
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Samuraiko/Dark_Respite


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THE COURSE OF SUPERHERO ROMANCE CONTINUES!
Book I: A Tale of Nerd Flirting! ~*~ Book II: Courtship and Crime Fighting - Chap Nine live!
MA Arcs - 3430: Hell Hath No Fury / 3515: Positron Gets Some / 6600: Dyne of the Times / 351572: For All the Wrong Reasons
378944: Too Clever by Half / 459581: Kill or Cure / 551680: Clerical Errors (NEW!)

 

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"I ordered City of Heroes: Going Rogue, not a book by some crazy lady from Alaska. I want my money back!"

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If somebody you're arguing with goes off the deep end, don't follow.

 

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This is footage caught this morning of an attempted robbery in steel canyon, at approximately 11:00 am. Suspect entered Subgenetics demanding 'Cute new mutant fluffy tails' she'd heard about, and threatened to use force if necessary. The store clerk alerted her to the fact they were not yet available, whereupon the suspect fled the premises. The suspect is considered armed and extremely adorable.

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'World's Craziest Robbers' issued a statement that they were striking this robbery in progress video from their archives once they found afterwards that the bat in question was indeed corked.

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-Virtue's First Naughty Girl-

 

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Clerk: I'm sorry, I'm going to need to see ID before letting you purchase this enhancement. And hitting the front desk repeatedly with a bat is only reinforcing my previous statement.

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Hey! Can I get osme service here? Don't pretend you can't see me!

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"You said Going Rogue would be due summer! We are in summer! I want to switch sides, Now!"

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"Niviene: Do you know who I am? I'm Niviene! Now give me Going Rogue!
Gamestop: But you're no longer a Paragon Studios emplo...
Niviene: Do you know who I am now? AN ANGRY WOMAN WITH A BASEBALL BAT!"



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Playstation 3 - XBox 360 - Wii - PSP

Remember kids, crack is whack!

Samuel_Tow: Your avatar is... I think I like it

 

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Niviene storms the brighton offices in protest for the EU customers only to find that it has now become a Mc Donalds. Anger struck when she was offered a 'kids meal'

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Clerk: Little Girl you have to be 12 to buy Dual Origin and 22 to buy Single Origin. I don't make the laws, I just enforce them.
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