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Adeon Hawkwood

 

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What is the air speed velocity of an African Swallow?


 

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Laden or unladen?


 

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i wish we had a "newbies" forum >.>


 

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Monty Python is awesome!!!

*tosses Holy Hand grenade*


 

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58.63 MPH is the speed cap of the unladen swallow. Any further enhancement is wasted.

There's also this.


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Originally Posted by DarkGob View Post
58.63 MPH is the speed cap of the unladen swallow. Any further enhancement is wasted.
True, but the speed cap is applied AFTER the speed penalty for carrying a coconut so there is some advantage in over-slotting.


 

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Originally Posted by Adeon Hawkwood View Post
True, but the speed cap is applied AFTER the speed penalty for carrying a coconut so there is some advantage in over-slotting.
Regrettably, the swallow's speed greatly decreases whenever it attacks.


"You don't lose levels. You don't have equipment to wear out, repair, or lose, or that anyone can steal from you. About the only thing lighter than debt they could do is have an NPC walk by, point and laugh before you can go to the hospital or base." -Memphis_Bill
We will honor the past, and fight to the last, it will be a good way to die...

 

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Originally Posted by DarkGob View Post
Regrettably, the swallow's speed greatly decreases whenever it attacks.
That's to prevent kiting and maintain the risk/reward ratio.


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Originally Posted by Bitt_Player View Post
That's to prevent kiting and maintain the risk/reward ratio.
Stop telling me how to fly my own wings, evolution!


"You don't lose levels. You don't have equipment to wear out, repair, or lose, or that anyone can steal from you. About the only thing lighter than debt they could do is have an NPC walk by, point and laugh before you can go to the hospital or base." -Memphis_Bill
We will honor the past, and fight to the last, it will be a good way to die...

 

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Originally Posted by Leandro View Post
The airspeed velocity of an unladen European Swallow is 10 meters per second.

Source: http://www.style.org/unladenswallow/
Scooped, sorry


"You don't lose levels. You don't have equipment to wear out, repair, or lose, or that anyone can steal from you. About the only thing lighter than debt they could do is have an NPC walk by, point and laugh before you can go to the hospital or base." -Memphis_Bill
We will honor the past, and fight to the last, it will be a good way to die...

 

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Originally Posted by DarkGob View Post
Stop telling me how to fly my own wings, evolution!
The Swallow has been borked since it was first introduced. It has been proven many times that, by the numbers, the Sparrow is superior to the Swallow in every way. I ran builds through mids last night and would you believe that the Sparrow gets a +5% flight speed as an inherent.

It is obvious that the Devs hate Swallows. Just look at the lack of attention to player suggestions. I have, several times and in several threads, suggested the following tweaks.


Four Legs
Four Wings
Double carrying capacity
Three eyes

Any one of these would balance the set and make keep this game from it's approaching doom.

I don't expect the forum posters to listed. You are all Sparrow loving FOTM builds. Half of you are playing Cats to begin with and just want to trick people into a PVP build that is nothing more than epic fail.

In short....Fix the Swallow or I will quit and your precious game will soon tank without me!!!!!11!!1!!11!!11





Edit: !!1!!1!!1!!1


 

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Originally Posted by Perfect_Pain View Post
i wish we had a "newbies" forum >.>

I wish we had a section which we could nominate posts for "noob of the month"

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Originally Posted by Sylem2k View Post
What is the air speed velocity of an African Swallow?
Doesn't it depend on if said swallow has purpled out Flight?

--NT


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What if the swallow picked up Super Speed instead...?


http://www.fimfiction.net/story/36641/My-Little-Exalt

 

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Originally Posted by DarkGob View Post
Regrettably, the swallow's speed greatly decreases whenever it attacks.
Does that include if it comes at you with a pointed stick?
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Originally Posted by Bitt_Player View Post
That's to prevent kiting and maintain the risk/reward ratio.
Actually, a kite poses considerable risk to a swallow.


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Nerf drag.