Would You Rather???

I'll take the bees. just Bee-cause.

Interesting answers so far and whithout invalidating any previous answers here be my thoughts.

Superman... one word... Flight!

Plus Supes could have any girl he wants (Lana Lang > lois) and could easily be rich if he wanted to.
True batman has the nice toys but if I'm superman I AM the nice toy.

and finally true batman usually wins... but not always. <----Are you ******* kidding me... BRB... BOOM! HOOYEAH! hahahah

and part 2... your bat power is a rope??? lol

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Batman he's awesome without powers, not sure if Superman would be :P

Also I would rather be stung by 3 bees, had it happen a couple of times and it was no big deal. Mosquito bites however, haunted me for weeks and were scratched to bloody oblivion.

Great idea Pyro! Loved the Supes/Batman banter!

Batman: He's beyond rich; Single WITH tons of hawt babes at his disposal; Lots of kewl toys nobody on the planet has; Waaay kewler threads, and finally - I can always call on my good friend Superman to handle anything I can't

50 Mosquito bites: Normally I would opt for the bee stings, however, I'm allergic to pollen and could potentially die from multiple bee stings, and that would be very bad.

His one is easy: Coma

Less butt piracey and getting shanked ftw!

Yeah I gotta go with coma too because you have a better chance of survival, plus I've always wondered what it's like for people in a coma.

coma.

I'd only spend time in prison if I was Hancock.

Prison.


What? I'm Superman *****. No crappy cell's gonna hold me. I get out when I want out.


(Seriously though, I'd pick the coma.)

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1: Batman, while both have their plus and minuses, I'd prefer wearing Batman's costume to wearing bright blue spandex with red underwear. And being that awesome while still being human. And Selena Kyle.

2: 3 Bees. Bee stings never haunted me into oblivion, but I have a more severe reaction to mosquitos. Instead of getting little raised bumps, I get a mountain.

3: It's a tough call between prison and a coma. While I would be much more curious about a 10 year nap, I wouldn't want to deal with the muscle atrophy when I finally wake up. Meanwhile if I'm more like Morgan Freeman in Shawshank while in prison, well life might not be so bad after all. So I choose prison, but you guys can tell me about the coma when you wake up and I'm out.

I tend to think prison isn't quite as bad as Oz but I doubt there's many who have it as easy as Red did...

Though I did see an MSNBC show Lockup which focused on an Amsterdam (I think?) prison... Guards have no weapons, cells bigger than NYC apartments and breaking out not a crime (the theft of clothes is though if you take your prison uniform...) those cells had tv, small appliances, closets, seperate private bathrooms.... I'd pick prison if it was in that prison.

Ill take the coma. cause people would be happy to see you come out of one of those.

1) superman why: teh flying!

2) bees why: bee stings are easy to treat there is no treatment for mosquitoes, also bees aren't disease ridden

3) prison why: cause when I go to prison it'll be for something like tax evasion or something where they send you to happy upstate prison with a library that isn't on a cart. also chance for early release with good behavior...I'm totally screwin with the rules here but hey.

I would choose prison over a coma. A coma would require way too much time to rehabilitate after waking up. The thought of being bathed by a stranger makes me shutter.

In prison, you get your three square meals, exercise, tv, books, the internet...no time away from CoX! YES! But if things get bad with the other girls, I'd just get in trouble by tearing up my cell so I'd end up in solitary. Which is a cake walk since you get everything except the company of the others.

Hmmm, all I know about actual prisons is what I've seen on TV or in the movies...

I'm assuming Redheads Behind Bars 12 isn't a documentary but I've seen very few prisons depicted where you got unlimited internet, there was no threat of violence ever or which had food I'd be willing to eat...

Maybe those country club prisons but all in all I don't think I want to risk it

Coma. Then I could come out and see everyone eating vitamin pill dinners and flying cars around and ordering their robot servants and it'd be like time traveling into the future!

Except I'd be 10 years older myself but whatever.

You people are insane. A coma is way worse than prison. At least in prison you're conscious and aware and can do things like read or use the computer, even if it's not on your own schedule. Hell, you could get a degree, or learn a new hobby, or work out. Most prisons aren't constant **** and beatings, even in America.

In a coma, you're blacked out. That's it. You've lost 10 years of your life (plus all the rehab time afterwards). You're ten years older, atrophied, possibly with complications from the coma, and there's nothing to show for it.

Taller. I'd rather be a giant freak and have to duck than a tiny person that has to use a stool.

Also, at 8'10 I could probably get a job as a pro wrestler.

Hmmm, currently standing at 5'6. So would I rather be 2'6 or 8'6...do I get to keep my proportions because I like my shape right now and tall people look like they're stretched over too much bone while smaller individuals tend to be much more stout. Well I'll stop asking questions, since they're irrelevant and possibly pushing the rules

Um, blast this is tough...I'll go with three feet shorter. Sure, I may not be able to climb onto a bar stool as easily, but then again I don't have to constantly worry about ducking my head, or squeezing into cars. Not too concerned about developing a serious love life. Halflings rock too

Superman, bees, prison...undecided on the last. I'm already relatively, um, vertically challenged at 5' 2.5". If I could keep my proportions, I'd actually go shorter, I think.