Here's your sheet music

Okay folks, I am hereby organizing the Official City of Heroes caroling choir. You don’t need six slot tone-detection, so long as you’re enthusiastic and willing to wear the spandex choir uniform door-to-door in sub-freezing temperatures.

Anyway, for those of you who are interested, here’s your lyric sheets.

(To the tune of Jingle Bells)

Fighting through the map
On an eight-man awesome team
Damage is at cap
Making villains scream
You watch the level round
Toward salvation creep
And then you hear that lovely sound
So sweet it makes you weep

Level Ding, Level Ding!
Inspiration high!
It will even bring you back
Should you happen to die

Level Ding! Level Ding!
Such a lovely song!
If you love the level ding
It will never lead you wrong!


(To the tune of Rudolph, The Red Nosed Reindeer)

You know Statesman and Posi and Manti and Brawler
Sister and Malaise and Synapse that LoL-er
But do you recall?
The most nameless heroes of all?

All hail the Generic’d heroes
Found themselves without a name
Now they serve as a warning
In case you wanna do the same
The owners of all the comics
Into Court they took the fight
They said “We will not let you…
…Violate our copyrights!”

Then one lazy week end night
Some guy chanced to say
“You know what would be so keen?
I’m gonna make me Wolverine!”

Then how the Mods they clubbed him
As they shouted out with glee
“We’re gonna take your costume…
…And now nameless you will be!”


(to the tune of Silent Night)

Silent night
Boring night
Not a team
Is in sight

Here I stand and spam the tell
All alone in PUG-less hell
My favorite server is dead
All the servers are dead

Silent night
Boring night
I’ll solo
Teamless fight

Tell myself that I do not mind
All the missions an endless grind
Where the heck are the players?
Someone please answer my prayers.



(to the tune of It’s Beginning To Look A Lot Like Christmas)

It’s beginning to look a lot like Winter
As we flock to Pocket D
Just log in on your main to turn in your candy canes
Or use super jump while learnin’ how to ski

It’s beginning to look a lot like Winter
Presents everywhere!
Just click to open wide and see what lurks inside
An ambush or a gift beyond compare!

A dark flaming halo or just one all aglow
Is the wish of the costume piece fiends
Snowball emotes or mistletoe notes
To give RPers the means
To play and wish each other a merry Christmas

It’s beginning to look a lot like Winter
Snaptooth strikes again
On New Year he takes his toll; by kidnapping that little troll
And enlisting all the Tuatha de Dannan…

It’s beginning to look a lot like Winter
With new added content
Scramble to find a team to end Lord Winter’s dream
And make that walking snowman just repent


That’s it for now. I will likely be adding more as they occur to me and, as always, feel free to add your own!

Simply amazing! I was crying with laughter from these, especially the "Silent Night" one!

We need to get together a bunch of players and actually sing these. Who here has Skype?!

I can Sing

That's my audition tape.

A somewhat disturbing one to the tune of I saw mommy kissing santa claus


I saw Statesman kiss Miss Liberty
Underneath the atlas globe last night
I feel I have to speak
As it wasn't on the cheek
And I thought it rather scary
When she gave his cape a tweak
Then I watched as she tickled the Statesman
Underneath his cape, oh what a sight!
Oh, scandalous it would have been
if anyone else had seen
Statesman kiss Miss Liberty last night!


...quite.

*slow clap*

This title had me excited.

(To the tune of "I Want a Hippopotamus For Christmas")
I want a purple recipe for Christmas
Only a purple recipe will do
Don't want a ball, no dinky Hami-O
I want a purple recipe to play with and enjoy

I want a purple recipe for Christmas
I don't think Santa Claus will mind, do you?
He won't have to use my dirty chimney flue
Just put it in my Wentworth's,
that's the easy thing to do

I can see me now on Christmas morning,
creeping down the stairs
Oh what joy and what surprise
when I log in to my guys
to see a purpled hero standing there

I want a purple recipe for Christmas
Only a purple recipe will do
No costume changes, no respec recipes
I only like purple recipeses
And purple recipeses like me too

New one:

(to the tune of Oh Christmas Tree)

Oh Positron, Oh Positron
Please give us information
Oh Positron, Oh Positron
Free us from rumination

Oh please ignore your Marketing
We beg you tell us everything
Oh Positron, Oh Positron
Please give us information

Oh Positron, Oh Positron
Going Rogue sounds thrilling
Oh Positron, Oh Positron
But the wait to us is killing

For every week without more news
Is not the torment we would choose
Oh Positron, Oh Positron
Oh please don’t leave us hanging

Oh Positron, Oh Positron
More info we’re demanding
Oh Positron, Oh Positron
To your lackeys be commanding

Just tell us about seventeen
Please disobey and cause a scene
Oh Positron, Oh Positron
You’re Marketing’s wee play thing