Bikini Girls With Machine Guns!


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You're blatantly rooting for my thread to die, you constantly moan that you'd rather have something with more style and taste, and you've taken special care to clarify that when you say I'm "funny", you mean it purely as a personal insult.

I have to admit I'm curious... how do you behave when you ARE opposed to an idea?
I'm sure after Demons are released and everything's said and done. When they decide to code a new MM primary it will not be half naked women w/ guns.

I noted your campaign is funny because your lust for this to be coded is hilarious. There is a difference between laughing w/ and laughing at someone. You bash everyone who is against the idea of this being coded. Who is really moaning here?

Take the brain out of the bottle, because clearly its not in your head.


 

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I'm not against female pets for Masterminds in the least. But I am against scantily clad ones.

I'd like to see female mercs in full uniform and female thugs wearing standard street gear like the boys. Female ninjas covered head to toe like the current Genin? Sure! Perhaps even a female zombie (though I'd really prefer she be more dressed than the current male ones... in fact, they could really use more than the shorty-shorts they're wearing now) would be okay.

But bikini girls with guns? I don't even think the OP would do anything but stand around trying to pimp them out for inf. Sorry dude, you're just not coming across like the sort of mature individual who could handle an army of bikini women responsibly.

Edit: I will say though, we totally need the villainous swiveling egg chair as a base item.


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This thread is full of fail. Do I have to do everything around here?


Be well, people of CoH.

 

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This thread is full of fail. Do I have to do everything around here?

Win


 

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I'm not against female pets for Masterminds in the least. But I am against scantily clad ones.
Well, thank you for not denying that you're against it, as you proceed to quite clearly argue against it. Your honesty is refreshing.

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I don't even think the OP would do anything but stand around trying to pimp them out for inf. Sorry dude, you're just not coming across like the sort of mature individual who could handle an army of bikini women responsibly.
Oh, come on, give me a break. Insinuate if you will that some people will try to do it (at which point they will just get banned, and nobody will miss them) but what did I ever do to deserve this personal accusation that it would be ME? I've been perfectly clear I want bikini girls with machine guns for the same reason I want egg shaped chairs in my super-villain lair: because I like to revel in campy sixties spy-movie cliches. Is that really so hard to believe? And more to the point, aren't cartoon bikini girls with machine guns more GOOFY than erotic?

I certainly think so. I feel sorry for anyone who can't think of a better outlet for "those urges" than the character creation interface in City of Heroes. My god, man! We have the entire Internet at our fingertips! Don't you know what it's FOR?

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Edit: I will say though, we totally need the villainous swiveling egg chair as a base item.
See? THAT'S what I'm talking about! Come to my secret volcano lair for the egg shaped chairs, stay for the bikini girls with machine guns!


 

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Well, thank you for not denying that you're against it, as you proceed to quite clearly argue against it. Your honesty is refreshing.
I argued against chicks in bikinis, not against female pets. How do I need to phrase it exactly? I AM FOR FEMALE PETS AS LONG AS THEY WEAR CLOTHES. Better? Let me know if I need to spell it out even more.

And I'm assuming that link was to an Avenue Q song, without even clicking it. Seen it live, good stuff.


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I argued against chicks in bikinis, not against female pets. How do I need to phrase it exactly? I AM FOR FEMALE PETS AS LONG AS THEY WEAR CLOTHES. Better? Let me know if I need to spell it out even more.
Yes, that's precisely the "it" I was referring to: bikini girls. If you're against bikini girls, as far as I'm concerned you're against "it". I'm not having any difficulty grasping your position, I'm just keeping up my end of a debate that I hope we can keep civil.

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And I'm assuming that link was to an Avenue Q song, without even clicking it. Seen it live, good stuff.
Took a while for anyone to notice my Cramps reference, so good job picking up on that.


 

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Do I have to do everything around here?
Obviously, yes.


 

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Took a while for anyone to notice my Cramps reference, so good job picking up on that.
Different nerd circles, I guess. I've never heard the Cramps' music before. (Though I have seen the image Bill posted randomly on the web before... one tends to remember a bikini made of sequins.)


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Different nerd circles, I guess. I've never heard the Cramps' music before. (Though I have seen the image Bill posted randomly on the web before... one tends to remember a bikini made of sequins.)
As much as the sequin bikini totally fits in the context of a Cramps album cover, the kind of bikini girls who hang out in secret volcano lairs full of egg-shaped chairs tend to wear bikinis that actually work as swimwear, in case they need to covertly attach a magnetic bomb to the underside of a yacht or something.

Not that swimming actually plays a major part of the gameplay in City of Heroes, but it's an important part of the look.


 

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after awhile, even the hammer bores of the nail.

in all my years of posting on forums, i've never seen such a picayune diatribe.

if it weren't for the fact that the 7.3491 remaining posters on the COH forums are all engaged in this thread, this thing would've been 5th page history several hours ago.

girls with guns. girls without guns. men with firehoses. men without firehoses. NO ONE CARES. it's a game, play within the parameters they've given you, make a suggestion, and move on....beating the carcass for 3 flippin pages is

utterly

frackin

retarded.


 

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You obviously cared enough to post and put the thread back on top.


Be well, people of CoH.

 

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You obviously cared enough to post and put the thread back on top.
Indeed, I can hardly hear myself think with all these people constantly shouting that my thread isn't worth talking about. Don't they have anything BETTER to do with their time?


 

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I support this campaign! WE WANT BIKINIS! WE WANT GUNS! WE WANT BIKINI GIRLS WITH GUNS!


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I heartily approve of the OP's message.

Every female toon I've made in this game would cause a traffic pile up just crossing the street. I know a major factor in why I haven't gotten into playing MM's is because every one ends up looking the same (ie my thugs MM with pets out looks the same as your thungs MM with pets out).

So I definitely support pet customization. I also play video games for enjoyment and part of why I play a lot of female toons is because I like looking at them more than I like looking at dudes. The dude toons I play are usually robotic and awesome, or crazy mutant/demons and awesomely unlike anything in real life.

So for me female henchies that can be made to look as good as my female toons would be a huge yes vote from me.


 

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Hmm even replacing them with NPC models brings up the problems of what do the upgrades look like.

I mean for Tier Vahzilok Zombie NPCs there's easy upgrade options, going from normal Cadaver to Abomination to Emblamed Abomination...

But Tier 2 and 3, with Tier 3 probably being an Ediolon...where to you show upgrades on them...and what would Tier 2 be?

Hmm mind you...could just use different coloured Auras to signify the upgrades.


 

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I agree with the OP as well I want machine gun bikini girls

Oh oh oh and maybe they can have a machine gun instead of a lag like this