You know you play too much Coh when...
... you .. uh... DOH! I can't think of anything clever!
Where's Steelclaw when you need him?
Where to now?
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don'T attempt to read tHis mEssaGe, And believe Me, it is not a codE.
When you walk into a building that has an elevator near the lobby and think to yourself "Hey, that was easy to find! And I didn't even have to fight my way to it.... wait... this is real life." At least I didn't try to defeat the receptionist.
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I instinctively try to mouse over and target the Cimerorans that look like surgeons in the final cutscene of the ITF. Not out of game, I know, but it's still amusing.
"One day we all may see each other elsewhere. In Tyria, in Azeroth. We may pass each other and never know it. And that's sad. But if nothing else, we'll still have Rhode Island."
When there's a blackout and you sit in the dark playing "City of Heroes" with a bunch of Micronauts and a rubber squid.
"He may be arrogant, but he happens to be correct" - Ellis
"The server is full of crazies" - New_Dark_Age
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When you look at people on the street and wonder what they'd say when you "click" on them.
When you are on the shower thinking that if you swap that two slots on your nuke to put on your spammable attack would increase you DPS.
When you see a soldier or a militar with badges on their uniform and you wonder if they give any bonuses.
When your boss catches you during the work playing on MID's.
When you look at your mother complaining about you and automatically associates the words: "Arch Villain" to her.
When you wake up during the night just to check if your epic sold on WW.
When your girlfriend complains that the Hami Raid is more important than her needs.
When your bedroom is all messy and you wonder who the hell turned on whirlwind inside it.
When you board a train on your city and wait for the loading screen.
When you are at 3:35 AM of a monday writting on the boards about when you know you play too much...
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When you are on the shower thinking that if you swap that two slots on your nuke to put on your spammable attack would increase you DPS.
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Guilty as charged. :/
"The One"
76 characters and Twenty-four 50s later, I still love this game.
AlienOne's Human-Form Warshade Guide (Old guide+New guide = 12,000+ views!)
This holds true of all MMOer's probably but ...I've worked with a couple fellow gamers and I pointed out to them that when I sit down at my computer at work my fingers instinctively go to the WADSX keys.
Now if only I could configure my police/fire dispatching software to conform to those keys I would be a much better employee.
You walk by a plaque at the mall, stop and read it, then look for other plaques to get a History badge.
When every other game you play gives you ideas for characters/arcs
when you're watching tv and you reach for the mouse to adjust the camera angle to get a better view... and are confused for a moment when nothing happens.
(our tv and our computer use the same wall projector)
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when you're watching tv and you reach for the mouse to adjust the camera angle to get a better view... and are confused for a moment when nothing happens.
(our tv and our computer use the same wall projector) |
Every time I see a screenshot from the game I instinctively try to use the mouse to look around.
All that is planned fails. All that is born dies.
All that is built crumbles. This will always be true.
But memories remain, And that is beautiful.
When you can't watch a movie or tv show for that matter about any superhero/villain without immediatley critiquing the movie/show, saying that your hero/villain would have done it way better, and would have finished that mission in half the time.
When you constantly hear the little beep and think you got a tell.
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When you can listen to an ENTIRE musical on your ipod in one play session.
When you instinctively go to the boards when you are bored to see if any info on GR is out.
When you and your significant are making teh sexeh, and the only thing on your mind is how that next respec is gonna go. Any females that can identify get 10 awesome points!
This holds true of all MMOer's probably but ...I've worked with a couple fellow gamers and I pointed out to them that when I sit down at my computer at work my fingers instinctively go to the WADSX keys.
Now if only I could configure my police/fire dispatching software to conform to those keys I would be a much better employee. |
Everytime I sign paper work at my job I sign with my initials which are PB and everytime I write I think ...Peacebringer....