Furnishing the lounge.

basket of kittens

A collection of various classic tv shows and films for the sound-proofed, non-footie room. I.E: Monty Python, Laurel and Hardy, Only Fools and Horses, Carry On. I think you know what I'm getting at ^-^

Can't resist taking this In-character:

Psychonova: It must be decorated with the entrails of the vanquished Americans, the floor strewn with the scalps of the fallen, the water fountain filled with the tears of the weaklings we are here to rule...

Luminescence: Well, sugar, I'd quite like some strapping men with oiled chests to serve the drinks, okay? And if we can't have that, I've gotta wonder why you expect me to stick around here for very long.

Shadowe: Well, old bean, it strikes me that it would be a rather fortuitous circumstance if we were lucky enough to have a number of attractive young ladies around to converse with, as we lounge in comfortable armchairs, sipping brandy, smoking cigars, and generally enjoying the largess with which we have been so fortunately provided.

Helena Huntington: I would be most happy if there was sufficient air-conditioning to ensure that my circuits can operate at peak efficiency.

Liz Ross: Just somewhere quiet, where I can sit down and forget all my cares, and a dance floor where I can party. That's good enough for me.

Calas: What need have I for worldly comforts? I am here, and I have my quest. Nothing else matters.

And for me: Just a bunch of comfy lounge chairs, a decent TV and sound system, lots of books, and enough computing equipment to keep me playing games until the day I die.

A fireman's pole and a girl-sized catflap.

...oh, and comfy cushions, must never forget the comfy cushions.

Could use one gigantic super duper computer and secret passage ways dotted about that lead to a hanger where we can have the Super Dynamic European Lightning Force mechs!

*Does absurd intricate pose*

Super Dynamic European Lightning Force Combine!

*Goes off to save the day/rampage/pick up more booze*

*wanders of in search of some crackers, carrot flavoured or otherwise*

We need penguins! Lots of penguins, they can earn their keep as butlers then amuse us with their amusing antics. We can turn the useless stables for the stupid useless horses into an ice pool thingy for the critters and keep our beers in there too! Also somewhere to keep any spare horse meat if it doesn't all fit in the massive freezer that has yet to be mentoned after their all slaughtered to feed us and make way for our flightless buddies!

And somewhere for my dog too. And lazyboy chairs. And a cinema screen. And diet coke on tap! (among various other fizzy drinks depending on what the community demands) a TGI Fridays either adjacent or within the building for some of that succulant jack daniels BBQ sauce! Mmm *drool*

We need a popcorn machine. And a chocolate fountain.

It's big in an interdimensional/whole continent on the intertnet way, afaik.

And now some practicalities from previous suggestions:

The Diet Coke on Tap (DCoT) is welcome. However we will need two very large toilet facilities adjacent to said lounge, to counteract the sweeteners.

The chocolate fountain is also well received. However as a result (of some of the EU forum members ) I fear we'll need a method of keeping the fountain clean. And mess free. Therefore I propose the following: A giant kitchen roll dispenser; a big plastic glove dispenser; hospital-grade hand soap; showers.

And to counteract the lazy-boy chair, snacks and chocolate fountain a device or devices for burning fat. Treadmills and/or flamethrowers are my suggestion...

Don't forget the amusing toilet roll covers in the shape of a lady with a large skirt for the loos. I mean, with all the horse/penguin/chocolate eating going on, I have a feeling that they are going to be the most visited part...