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I should take pictures of all the food I make *grin*


I am both interested, and disgusted by the thought of this.
Behold: Bakon


 

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Originally Posted by Riverdancer View Post
I should take pictures of all the food I make *grin*


I am both interested, and disgusted by the thought of this.
Behold: Bakon
I completely forgot about that! I also need to point out that both bacon inventions are from Seattle. (Yes, I'm a bit biased on that )


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I am intruiged by the Bakon, mainly because it means I could have a Caesar without clam juice and it'd still be tasty. There's something about the thought of juicing them that just gives me the collywobbles.


 

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Q:whuts green and smells like bacon?
A:Kermit's finger.


 

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Originally Posted by Red_Valkyrja View Post
Bacon must be crispy, with no perceivable limpness.
And there is a very fine line between 'crispy' and 'burnt'.


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Bacon is....just good.



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I cannot order baconnaise from the website and have it shipped to Canada. *angry face*


 

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Pig is usually closet to humans, when tests are done for ballistics, etc...


So basically, its like your eating human.... :O



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Originally Posted by JJDrakken View Post
Pig is usually closet to humans, when tests are done for ballistics, etc...


So basically, its like your eating human.... :O



JJ

Yah, there's a reason humans are called "long pig".


 

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Humans don't smell as good when they are cooking though.


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Before this topic slips into obscurity, I have one final thing to add.

Though you may need to save it to read it.


 

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...i regret clicking this thread >.<





 

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Originally Posted by Demon_Shell View Post
Before this topic slips into obscurity, I have one final thing to add.

Though you may need to save it to read it.

I have this on my fridge.

Hooray for pants! Bacon grease on junk is no fun.


 

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Originally Posted by Riverdancer
Bacon grease on junk is no fun.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha!

so very, very true.


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LMAO...I totally agree River.



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Sadly, there's no bacon involved in this, but I had to brag since it was so good...

I took a boneless pork loin roast and seared it in a frying pan til all the sides were nice and caramely brown and golden. Then I smeared it all over with a paste of fresh rosemary from my garden, garlic and kosher salt. I put it in a roasting pan and poured some dry white wine over it. I covered it, and put it in a 350 oven for about 45 min. I removed the roast to rest (tented in foil of course!) and added a tbsp of butter (butter makes it better!) to the leftover wine, rosemary and garlic mixture in the pan. Then I added some dijon mustard and whisked it all together and drizzled it over the (now) sliced pork.

It was fabulous. Absolutely amazing. I don't think bacon could have added to the awesomeness.

/brag


 

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Sounds awesome!



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Originally Posted by Riverdancer View Post
Sadly, there's no bacon involved in this, but I had to brag since it was so good...

I took a boneless pork loin roast and seared it in a frying pan til all the sides were nice and caramely brown and golden. Then I smeared it all over with a paste of fresh rosemary from my garden, garlic and kosher salt. I put it in a roasting pan and poured some dry white wine over it. I covered it, and put it in a 350 oven for about 45 min. I removed the roast to rest (tented in foil of course!) and added a tbsp of butter (butter makes it better!) to the leftover wine, rosemary and garlic mixture in the pan. Then I added some dijon mustard and whisked it all together and drizzled it over the (now) sliced pork.

It was fabulous. Absolutely amazing. I don't think bacon could have added to the awesomeness.

/brag
*drools*


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Ahem.

Bacon:Good.

Eggs:Scrambled:Complimentary.

Eggs:Scrambled:Cinnimon: Vanilla: Excellent.

Need:More.

Bacon:Nirvana.

Mark III translation:

I like bacon, but today I tried something new with it. I was going to make vanilla french toast, but discovered I didn't have enough bread, and I had already made the mix. I figured, since it's egg, I might as well try it scrambled. It was quite good, but I suspect it's an aquired taast. I think I'll do it again tommorow.


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I love it, but it always gets stuck in my teeth. Thankfully, the gods have shone their creativity in our direction.


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Originally Posted by Eldritch_Knight View Post
Ahem.
Bacon:Good.
Eggs:Scrambled:Complimentary.
Eggs:Scrambled:Cinnimon: Vanilla: Excellent.
Need:More.
Bacon:Nirvana.
Mark III translation:
I like bacon, but today I tried something new with it. I was going to make vanilla french toast, but discovered I didn't have enough bread, and I had already made the mix. I figured, since it's egg, I might as well try it scrambled. It was quite good, but I suspect it's an aquired taast. I think I'll do it again tommorow.
Take that bread, spread cream cheese and cherry, blueberry,or strawberry jam on it and make a sandwich. Dip that sandwich in the egg with cinnamon and vanilla mixture. Make french toast as normal. Add syrup.

Feed that to your significant other, and you shall get whatever you want. Whatever you want. Why? Because you just made your sweetie cherry cheesecake French toast, that's why.

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