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As we are all waiting with baited breath for the release of issue 14
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Are we? I aint hehe
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As we are all waiting with baited breath for the release of issue 14
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Are we? I aint hehe
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I'm definitely not! 
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I'm definitely not!
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Whats in I14? Not exactly looked at anything about it.
(it is sarcasm... But it also oh so true.... don't know anything about and don't want to either 
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I don't think reverse psychology is going to work this time around Chatarsis.
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I don't think reverse psychology is going to work this time around Chatarsis.
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It wasn't... Don't know *censor* about I14 and don't want to know it either. (well...Know about that MA thingie buts thats about it)
Besides. A wee bit hard to get reverse psychology to work here.
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I don't think reverse psychology is going to work this time around Chatarsis.
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(well...Know about that MA thingie buts thats about it)
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See, you do know all about I14
However, it turned out that Smith was not a time-travelling Terminator
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I don't think reverse psychology is going to work this time around Chatarsis.
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(well...Know about that MA thingie buts thats about it)
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See, you do know all about I14
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So... I14 is just that and nothing else?
How... Underwhelming.
Is a tad bit hard missing the MA since they throw it in your face almost 24/7.
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So... I14 is just that and nothing else?
How... Underwhelming
[/ QUOTE ]Actually, if you think about it, adding the Mission Architect effectively gives players a shed load more content than an "average" update would, for the simple fact that a lot of it is going to be player-created.
Characters:
The Heroic Mary Grace (50)
The Mystical Thunderspark (50)
The Candy-loving Little Jenny (50)
Twenty-four seven, yet I can't get enough. Want moar.
Also, why did mum post without supplying some of her own? I'm nearly dissapointed. 
Also also, Chatarsis' avatar scares me. 
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So... I14 is just that and nothing else?
How... Underwhelming
[/ QUOTE ]Actually, if you think about it, adding the Mission Architect effectively gives players a shed load more content than an "average" update would, for the simple fact that a lot of it is going to be player-created.
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Which technically could mean that I15 actually have more content rather than just one major feature?
See what I did there?
*edit* +1 *edit*
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*yoink*
Back on topic... Here's a good joke!
EU are getting i14 closed beta!
@FloatingFatMan
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Back on topic... Here's a good joke!
EU are getting i14 closed beta!
@FloatingFatMan
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
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Back on topic... Here's a good joke!
EU are getting i14 closed beta!
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got a better one.
The forum software is working perfectly.
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Back on topic... Here's a good joke!
EU are getting i14 closed beta!
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got a better one.
The forum software is working perfectly.
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Maybe he thought the joke was so funny it needed to be repeated.
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I'm not good at giving advice, can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?
@Lyrik
How about: ITV have excellent programmes, vast amounts of technical expertise and a viable commercial future?
And for our next godawful imitation of an American import...
(Courtesy of the B3ta Boards Credit Crunch TV challenge - not linked here as some images very, very NSFW, but also extremely funny)
*looks at P45 and swears profusely*
Is it time for the dance of joy yet?
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*looks at P45 and swears profusely*
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You got hit in those redundancies? Aaww <bleep!> *big hugs*
@FloatingFatMan
Do not go gentle into that good night.
Rage, rage against the dying of the light.
Police are monitoring a troublesome bar full of drunk men. A man walks out of the bar and one of the policemen tests his breath. The breathylzer shows 0.0 and the policeman asks "How could this be?" while all the other men drive off in their cars. The man replies "Tonight, sir, I'm the designated decoy."
How could the man not sign up for the job of moderating these forums?
The form he submitted was no longer valid.
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Aw, that's rotten - sympathies, DW.
*more hugs* (encompassing FFM who's hugging you already, unless he can move quickly enough)
Thanks you two. *hugs back* I've dodged a lot of bullets up to now, but this time they sent in the ninjas.
Still, that gives an excellent segue into a proper example of how to do TV-based comedy:
ONN: Modesto, CA, celebrates annual Ninja Pride Day
ONN In The Know: Are Violent Video Games Adequately Preparing Our Kids For Nuclear Holocaust?
Is it time for the dance of joy yet?
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Aww sorry to hear that DW. I was wondering if you'd been hit when the BBC announced it...
Still, now's the time for you to move on to his awesome purpleness' technical staff, just in time for Doll House to go down the tubes?
That's not a good thing, is it?
Fingers crossed you land on your feet DW.
"Idealism is such a wonderful thing. All you really need is someone rational to put it to proper use." - Kerr Avon
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I have no idea what a P45 is but it seems bad, so best of luck with whatever is is DW...
*hugs*
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Awww ey, I didn't know about any problems at ITV so I didn't catch the reference
You have my sympathies, but given how rubbish 99.9% of anything ITV makes is, I'd say you are lucky to be out of there. Get yourself to somewhere good and make good TV.....or better still, write it yourself, you're easily one of the funniest people on these boards
We built this city on Rock and Roll!
Maybe we should take this to PM, as don't want to choke the boards with my floods of hideously dramatic tears AND SHEER UNBRIDLED VITRIOL. Any case, thanks again guys. I'm not, in all honesty, all that sorry: the project was being blocked for internal political reasons rather than anything to do with cashflow, I'm proud of everything I did, and I'm pretty sick of working for somewhere with that much infighting and lack of vision.
(@BlueRabbit: a P45 is the record of service form UK employers have to give you when they kick you out the door. Equivalent to US "pink slip" - which they just tuck in your paypacket.... nice).
Anyway, here's some Architect jokes...
How To Refresh The Architecture Of Milton Keynes
ART DECO: You have two cows. You paint one silver, and make the other stand up on its hind legs.
INTERNATIONAL STYLE: You have two cows. You put them both in identical boxes.
BRUTALISM: You have two cows. You skin one and bury the other in concrete.
LATE MODERNISM: You have two cows. You slice one in half and encase it in glass. The other you disembowel and glue its innards on its outside.
POSTMODERNISM: You have two cows. You paint one green and purple and give it a hat, and you dress the other one in mismatched clothes.
Is it time for the dance of joy yet?
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I have no idea what a P45 is but it seems bad, so best of luck with whatever is is DW...
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P45 is the form you get when you leave employment that show how much you have earned and been taxed on.
As we are all waiting with baited breath for the release of issue 14 I thought I'd share some jokes a friend sent me today. Has anyone got any others?
* Why have estate agents stopped looking out of the window in the morning?
Because otherwise they'd have nothing to do in the afternoon
*As a surprise, a chief exec's wife pops by his office. She finds him in an unorthodox position, with his secretary sitting in his lap. Slightly ruffled, he immediately starts dictating: "and in conclusion, gentlemen, credit crunch or no credit crunch, I cannot continue to operate this office with just one chair."
* What's the difference between an investment banker and a pigeon?
The pigeon can still leave a deposit on a new Ferrari.
*A reporter on his way home from Parliament is stuck in traffic. He asks a police officer, 'What's the hold-up?' The policeman replies: 'It's about the Prime Minister. He's so depressed he's stopped his motorcade and is threatening to douse himself with petrol and set himself on fire. He says it's because people blame him for the credit crunch. So we're taking up a collection for him.'
The man asks: 'How much have you got so far?'
The officer replies: 'About 40 gallons, but a lot of people are still siphoning.'
* Gordon Brown, Alistair Darling and Peter Mandelson are flying to a world economic summit. Peter looks at Alistair and chuckles: 'You know, I could throw a £50 note out of the window right now and make somebody very happy.'
Alistair shrugs his shoulders and says: 'Well, I could throw five £10 notes out of the window and make five people very happy.
' Gordon says: 'Of course, but I could throw ten £5 notes out of the window and make ten people very happy.'
The pilot rolls his eyes, looks at all of them, and says: 'Listen, how about if I throw all of you out of the window and make the whole country happy.'
*Latest news: The Isle of Dogs bank has collapsed. They've called in the retrievers.
* Bradford & Bingley employees are concerned they were given no notice of the takeover by Santander Bank.
A spokesman said: 'No one expected the Spanish acquisition.'
* You know it's a credit crunch when...
The cashpoint asks if you can spare any change..
There's a 'buy one, get one free' offer - on banks.
The Inland Revenue is offering a 25 per cent discount to anyone who can pay.
Gordon Brown has stopped chewing his nails and started sucking his thumb.
Your builder asks to be paid in Zimbabwean dollars rather than sterling.
Highgrove has been repossessed.
Victoria Beckham is shopping in Primark.