Signatures (aka Social Experiment 1000)

Below are most of the signatures I've used through my time in the game/forum. Yes, I've kept them when I remember to. They were all done to amuse me if no one else and most are original, if not just personal spins on random things that have traipsed through my mind. Trying to promote an MA story has put a stop to my ramblings, at least publically. I'm still saving them for a rainy day to make me smile whenever I post.

Why would you keep them?
WHY NOT!!?!?!?

Why are you posting them here?
WHY NOT!?!?!?!

Why do you change it at all?
WHY NOT!?!??!?

They don't even make sense!
WHY NOT!?!? err. Well yeah, probably.

Yes, I'm bored:




? Griefing the forums - one post at a time ?

There really are only 2 types of people in the world:
Those who are....and those who are not.....offended by pancakes.
Which one are you?? O.o

Studies have shown that 1 out of 2 people are actually perfect.
Speaking just between the two of us, you aren't one of them.

¤§¤ First (and best) Hero Isolator to 50 ¤§¤

If I could manifest 'stupid' into a physical form,
I would commit the most unspeakable of evils to it.

Studies have shown that the number one cause of all problems in the world is ego. Don't be a victim to it.

Health Warning: The CDC has issued a major alert for the rampant spread of ego.
Get your's checked today! Don't be a victim to it.

One of the strongest weapons in the world today is misunderstanding.
Be wary of those who wield it with a purpose.

What has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?
Hi, I'm VoodooCompany \o(*_*)o/

You can't keep a good man down.
But you can sure enjoy knocking him down over and over.

The power of suggestion compels you! The power of suggestion compels you! The power of suggestion compels you!

The power of voodoo compels you! The power of voodoo compels you! The power of voodoo compels you!

Words are just the messenger of meaning. Please don't punish the poor messenger

I change my sig line like I do my underwear. Every 3 days and not a moment sooner!

The only celebrity I've ever met is Chris Hansen....
and well, I'd rather not talk about it.

I'm the physical embodiment of Yossarian but I'm not crazy enough to do anything about it

I aspire to be more like the humble Koala where they eat bush all day and then leaves.

The voices in my head stopped speaking English....and it's driving me crrrraaazzzyyyy.

I am but a figment of your imagination.
Man you're one sick puppy

«§ Ever have one of those days? Things aren't going your way? 3 little words can turn all that around for you: I blame voodoo. Say them out loud and see if it doesn't bring a smile to your face. Try it. Money back guarantee if it doesn't make you feel better. §»

«§ Just blame voodoo for all your problems. It's vastly easier than dealing with the truth§»

People throw around the word sociopath like its a bad thing

Life is like a box of chocolates......once you get into it, you realize it's just full of NUTS!

Reigning champ for the annual 3-legged race. Solo category.

Now new and improved

Just remember: No matter how dire the situation, how glum the circumstances, how desperate the outlook, nor how lonely the outcome........Voodoo cares.
Bwhahahahaahahah

Currently looking for a new BFF. Benefits include.....well ok, there are none. The pay sucks. The hours suck. But it does count in most counties for any necessary community service dues. Inquire within.

I'm going to sue Heaven for false advertising. They don't allow threesomes there at all.

My other account is a nice person

For lent, I'm giving up on people

The only PvP I'm interested in has just one rule: Skin to win!

Mr_Magnifico: "Stop hating Voodoo"

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I've already forgotten about most of you

Blame Voodoo is by far my favorite.

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Hah, those made me laugh.

The only old one of mine that I remember is:

"If you can't get me off in 8 seconds, you weren't worth the ride."

Rodeo related! Really!

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He curiously left out:

"I have now completed my collection of My Little Ponies, and I love all of them"

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Don't mess with Texas!
--moo

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Blame Voodoo is by far my favorite.

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Agreed! That's a classic!

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Who do I have to *&^% around here to get more Targeted AoE recipes added?

Arc Name: Tsoo In Love
Arc ID: 413575

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The power of Bunny compels you! The power of Bunny compels you! The power of Bunny compels you!

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This one is my favorite


what?

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They all made me giggle. Yes I said Giggle. whatcha gonna do about it.

Arc advertising has ruined funny sigs.

And unfortunatley I have fallen victim to it.

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I'm concerned at the number of fluff posts from Voo lately. To be more specific, I am concerned that there are a non-zero number of them.

What's going on, Voo?

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Agua Man lvl 48 Water/Electric Blaster


"To die hating NCSoft for shutting down City of Heroes, that was Freedom."

Fluff = game related posts?

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I've already forgotten about most of you

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Fluff = game related posts?

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Sigs aren't game related. The Double XP post was, but it's not the kind of stuff you usually post.

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Agua Man lvl 48 Water/Electric Blaster


"To die hating NCSoft for shutting down City of Heroes, that was Freedom."

I have a new sig! Got it last night.

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Fluff = game related posts?

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Sigs aren't game related. The Double XP post was, but it's not the kind of stuff you usually post.

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Below are most of the signatures I've used through my time in the game/forum.

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I guess we agree to disagree. I see you just don't want me to post at all

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I've already forgotten about most of you

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I have a new sig! Got it last night.

"Viv is awesome, wrapped in the win, dipped in sexysauce." - Masque

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You should produce a video of this process.

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It is better to ask forgiveness than permission.

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Fluff = game related posts?

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Can we say that you're an expert fluffer than Voodoo?

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Don't mess with Texas!
--moo

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Fluff = game related posts?

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Can we say that you're an expert fluffer than Voodoo?

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Whatever helps you fall asleep at night to think about, Cow. I'm secure enough to let you dream of me.

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I've already forgotten about most of you

Awesome, I used to dream of Hamster, now it's you.

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Don't mess with Texas!
--moo

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I have a new sig! Got it last night.

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I am so [censored] emo.

No one ever said that about me. *sad pandas*

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I seem to remember Ele saying things like that about you.

Maybe you weren't around when those things were said >.>

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Dusty Trophies

Ele called me Cute Sauce and still does But thats not quite the same!

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MP if it wasn't for my domestic partner and the fact your married to Peril i would say that stuff about you....

Peril is crazy and would probably hunt me down. >.>

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Peril and I got a divorce a long time ago. He was cheating on me with like a lot of people. So feel free

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Trying to promote an MA story has put a stop to my ramblings, at least publically.

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I blame Voodoo

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205723: A Different DESTINY
When Soldiers of Arachnos got their names added to the Destiny List, Longbow managed to get a copy of the list and began rounding villains up. But one name on the list shocked them...

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Trying to promote an MA story has put a stop to my ramblings, at least publically.

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I blame Voodoo

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For as much as people are emo'ing about themselves in this thread, I'm thinking the same


At least the reason behind the thread title proved worthy.

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I've already forgotten about most of you

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At least the reason behind the thread title proved worthy.

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To see how long it took before people talked about themselves?

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Geesh, all the drama I miss going on vacation.



I blame Voodoo.

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