When's recess?
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*is "the new kid"*
Well, after a wholly unsatisfying lunch, I'm too depressed to learn anymore. I'm gonna take a nap at my desk.
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* Note on the cafeteria *
todays meal will be
Sarah Palin lame duck stew
side of swine flu
washed down with New GM bail-out watter
and for desert : micheal jackson one bad apple pie
(is it too soon ? )
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What's this nonsense? Today's lunch is the Hillary Special: Two large thighs and a left wing.
[/ QUOTE ]Atleast it's not Bubba's Special: Heavy Beef Tongue with a squirt of mayo.
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*That is NASTY!! I'm taking my lunch money to the nearby restaurant for poutine*
(just like back when)
wanna come with me tommorow angry?,
*shh, teacher's back!!*
snaps back to desk like rubberband
*shyly walks from the Guidance councelor's office to homeroom, bookbag slung over her shoulder*
This must be it. C-5 mmhmm.
*opens door, slowly walks in*
Hey, new kid. Over here.
*adjusts glasses, looks, then walks over to an empty desk near Angry*
Thanks 
Stick with me and Early. Those Khelclones think they're hard and like picking on fresh meat.
*nods*
I seen bullies like that before. They're like balloons. One good pop and they go away.
Yeah but, they're stupid too. They don't learn a hard lesson easy. Just stay near.
hmmm, kay.
*sits in desk between Angry and Early and looks at the clock wondering when 1st period begins*
Right then! Let's all welcome Emmi_Blaze, and no setting fire to her! Or her belongings! I'm looking at you, Kheldarn!
Okay, that said, it's time for Social Sciences. Today's lesson: Creative Use of the Common Morningstar. You all have morningstars on your desks, get creative with 'em! The best way to learn is experience!
*Mysteriously instigates violence*
BackAlleyBrawler: I can't facepalm this post hard enough.
ShoNuff: If sophisticated = bro-mantically emo-tastic, then I'm going to keep to my Shonen loving simplicity dammit.
See, this is the problem with schools today. Violence. Usually it's the teachers who turn a blind eye to it, but you're actually instigating it. Shame on you, teach.
Oh, and uh, don't even think about failing me. I did pass this course at my old school. I'll learn you how to use a morningstar alright.
*drives up to school in ice cream truck*
Ladies first...
*lights morningstar on fire, then smashes it into Emmi_Blaze*
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Biggest Troll on the forums? I'll give you a hint:
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See, this is the problem with schools today. Violence. Usually it's the teachers who turn a blind eye to it, but you're actually instigating it. Shame on you, teach.
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I believe in practical education. Let's face it, most students are never gonna use friggin' calculus, but you never know when you need to pull off some blunt-force trauma. For self-defense, of course.
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Oh, and uh, don't even think about failing me. I did pass this course at my old school. I'll learn you how to use a morningstar alright.
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Really? Let's see what you can do, then.
*Is mysteriously curious*
BackAlleyBrawler: I can't facepalm this post hard enough.
ShoNuff: If sophisticated = bro-mantically emo-tastic, then I'm going to keep to my Shonen loving simplicity dammit.
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*lights morningstar on fire, then smashes it into Emmi_Blaze*
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Okay, whacking Emmi with a burning morningstar is close enough to actually setting her on fire to still get you in trouble. We obey the spirit of the law in this classroom! Right then... Wait, where's Badstorm? I can't send people to detention with Badstorm if Badstorm's not here!
*Mysteriously suffers punishment foiling*
BackAlleyBrawler: I can't facepalm this post hard enough.
ShoNuff: If sophisticated = bro-mantically emo-tastic, then I'm going to keep to my Shonen loving simplicity dammit.
*looks in*
Good lord this thing came back?
*plants atomic bomb and walks away*
*something blew up my morningstar ....*
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*lights morningstar on fire, then smashes it into Emmi_Blaze*
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*looks at Angry* Come on, lemme give Khel one good pop ... Just one right to the kisser! *mashes fist in palm*
*lights KhelClone on fire, then lobs at Bitt*
HA!
*lobs fiery morningstar at Bitt*
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Alright, Emmi. You can pop him one. Have at.
*gives Khel a pop ... sicle*
Heh easier to kill him with kindness 
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* Note on the cafeteria *
todays meal will be
Sarah Palin lame duck stew
side of swine flu
washed down with New GM bail-out watter
and for desert : micheal jackson one bad apple pie
(is it too soon ? )
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What's this nonsense? Today's lunch is the Hillary Special: Two large thighs and a left wing.
[/ QUOTE ]Atleast it's not Bubba's Special: Heavy Beef Tongue with a squirt of mayo.