The School Returns
gee I wonder what Mr. Bitt will have to say about that
*takes out trusty wd-40*
I'm sorry, WHO? That sucka hasn't been seen since 1976, back when Sister Psyche had a white woman's afro. This is MY class now, rebel.
lol ok
*raises hand*
Pink Floyd sucks.
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Biggest Troll on the forums? I'll give you a hint:
Hey, if the shoe fits...
Hey You!! Mr. Angryellow, Yes You!! Behind the bikeshed... Stand Still Laddie!!
*fires up the Dual Chainsaws of Progressive Learning and prepares to school the schoolie*
Rebel!
*nods, and Shadow's chainsaws are magically extracted from his hands and come into mine*
You now have two choices; Sit down and learn, or DIE!
Um... Shadow's attached to them. Literally. Wherever they go, he goes. It's generally not pretty. Trust me on that...
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*summons Howler*
*Howler quickly stabs AY in the [CENSORED] and runs his jagged claws down his face*
*AY, struck with terror at the shockingly painful encounter, rears back. To his horror, the saws come alive on their own, jousting and teasing the full terror from AYs highly pitching and irregularly throaty whine*
*Howler fancies himself a crack shot with his native fling and nails AY in the mouth to shut him up*
*Howler continues to ravage AY's face, chest, and other
sensitive tidbits of flesh and bone*
*in a smokey flash of dastardly disgust, the chainsaws rebuke their ill-fated summoner and return to their beloved master*
"Don't **** with a Jedi Master, Son!"
*Stays in Shadow's shadow*
*summons Howler*
*Howler quickly stabs AY in the [CENSORED] and runs his jagged claws down his face* *AY, struck with terror at the shockingly painful encounter, rears back. To his horror, the saws come alive on their own, jousting and teasing the full terror from AYs highly pitching and irregularly throaty whine* *Howler fancies himself a crack shot with his native fling and nails AY in the mouth to shut him up* *Howler continues to ravage AY's face, chest, and other sensitive tidbits of flesh and bone* *in a smokey flash of dastardly disgust, the chainsaws rebuke their ill-fated summoner and return to their beloved master* "Don't **** with a Jedi Master, Son!" |
*Summons Omega AngryCatSharkGurl, who grows to eight feet and 800 pounds*
*OACSG brandishes her claws and easily slashes off Shadows arms, and proceeds to shred him mercilessly as the real me looks on with sinister pleasure*
Jedis are p*ssies. Don't f*** with a Detroiter Son!
*lays on the ground in shredded pieces of bliss and giggly excitement*
Flattery will get you no where Mr. Motor City Man!
... but if this is your idea of foreplay, let's dance.
*begins to regen while Howler delivers a fresh Mongolian BBQ OACSG sammich off the grill*
Mmmm The Shark in her is what makes her sooo tasty! At 800 Pounds, you've just fed your inner city.
Tell you what. We're both evil hateful psychotic individuals. Why don't you and I team up and REALLY school these rebels?
You both get A's in Creative Writing, Can anyone tell me where Hospitality Management is ? I need cookies.
No cookies for you, rebel! Sit in the corner!
*quietly eats the cookies before hiding on the roof*
"The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open"
"Sometimes we risk taking things too far to see how far we can really go."
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*follows cookie trail*
*locks the door*
I'm locked out of school?!
Cool!
*RUNS*
*deactivates all prompts and Assembles the Team*
You mah little puppeh now!!
*finds self sitting in chair*
O hai!
None of you are going to graduate. Why? Because I said so! Rebels!
I've already graduated - I'm onna roof eating cookies waiting for someone to break for it...
"The mind is like a parachute. It only works when it is open"
"Sometimes we risk taking things too far to see how far we can really go."
Interwebz Hoard is now at: 33 Interwebz
{Peoples who have Contributed to the Hoard:: (30) & (2)}
Now available in a wide range of flavours!
right, Shadows gotta recharge
Ha! Catsi knows what's up. MY class, and rebels will be dealt with.