/e hears the ruckus and hides behind the sofa, slowly edging his way out of range of the witchy-woman and her witchy-ways. Will hide under the covers of his bed until the threat has passed.
Hello, Rook. Good morning, and good night. Yes, I'm an insomniac. Stayed up working on a TA/Arch Defender. 
/e screetches
WAAAUGH! Good morning and good night! Ok you get a pass Brutus! Sleepy giant monsters are easily defeated!
Take a pamcake and come back tomorrow refreshed and ready to smash fake cardboard miniature soundstages!
That's an ORDER!
:P
/e zaps one star bandit with Embiggening ray!
Let us stifle under mud at the pond's edge
and affirm that it is fitting
and delicious to lose everything. ~ Donald Hall
*stares about*
Um... good morning? I think?
/e zaps Blarg!
/e cackles "Good Morning indeed my Giant Blarg! Have some giant pamcakes and then go DESTROY those Powah Ranga's!!!!!"
Let us stifle under mud at the pond's edge
and affirm that it is fitting
and delicious to lose everything. ~ Donald Hall
Fair enough.
*bolts the pamcakes then bolts out he door*
*carrying a crossbow bolt which with he will stab the powah rangas!* 
*Tiptoes into the Rookery looking for cawfee*
/e zaps Dieselmeat turing him into a gigantic blue demon thingy.
WaaaaaA! What have you done with the real Dieselmeat who only drinks Drano?
/e waves dismissively, "No matter! A giant cup of joe will make for a SUPER CAFFINATED GIANT MONSTER!"
/e twirls around reveling in evil badness,"Waaa Hahahahahahaah!"
Let us stifle under mud at the pond's edge
and affirm that it is fitting
and delicious to lose everything. ~ Donald Hall
*steps through the door cautiously*
/e drops his newly aquired Bag of heads on the floor after seeing the table full of donuts and coffee, and sprints to the table
what was all that maniacle laughter i heard from outside?
/e sits puzzled....Do I Embiggen Virus or the bag of heads.....
/e scratches head with the staff.
Morning Virus!
/e zaps the bag of heads!
Wooohooooo!
Let us stifle under mud at the pond's edge
and affirm that it is fitting
and delicious to lose everything. ~ Donald Hall
Morning!
aww crap you know how hard its gonna be to sort through those now to find a girlfriend for Llama
*starts jumping to reach the top of the bag, but falls just short each time*
can someone give me a boost?
*darts in, looks around and ducks under the table, but not before deftly grabbing a cinnamon twist donut and a mug of coffee*
Hmmm, well I can't be a SUPER GIANT MONSTER! I'm a SUPER LITTLE MONSTER. (( true, Lil Miss Scare All is supposed to be a possessed doll, so if you were to make her giant, it would totally throw off her whole image and stuff ))
Also, good morning Rooky, Brutus(Zarek), Blarg, Diesel and Painful.
*resumes nomming on the donut*
good.......morning........Emmi
*he says between each unsuccesfull jump*
/e rolls eyes. "Oh for PETE's SAKE!"
/e zaps Painfulvirus with Embiggening ray.
There!
/e zaps Emmi too but she somehow becomes a SUPER LITTLE MONSTER!
WHAT!?!?!?! I think my staff is running out of mojo!
Morning Emmi
Let us stifle under mud at the pond's edge
and affirm that it is fitting
and delicious to lose everything. ~ Donald Hall
*begins to grow and slams head through the roof*
OOOOF! Hey what the?!
*his mangeled face seems to smile*
Oh this is gonna make hunting sooo much easier, but for now i have work to do!
*dumps the giant bag of heads on the floor around him and looks almost childish as he plays with each one*
Wait a second check this out!
*pulls a giant donut out of his pocket*
Ha Ha i forgot this was in here! I think this may be enough donut for everyone to have some.
/sneaks out from the Attic Lab wearing black top hat, black suit, black cape and twirling te ends of his handlebar mustache*
MEH HEH HEH!!! I have the perfect plan to stop those pesky rangers!! They owe RENT for that base of thiers!!
and you do know we have the Iron Rook just sitting there...doing nothing...ready to go to battle...
-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now
*Evil laughing ensues as Dieselmeat grows ginormous and busts through the roof of the Rookery while his stomach gurgles and grumbles quite ominously*
Excellent!!! Now watch as all the weekend beach-goers' scream in horror as I use the public and private beaches, as my own personal litter box!!!! MUAH HAW HAW HAW HAW!!!!
*Adjusts his now enlarged "cuff", hikes up his leather pants for good measure, then reaches back down through the Rookery roof, and takes the entire coffee machine while proceeding to eat it bit by bit.*
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/sneaks out from the Attic Lab wearing blac top hat, black suit, black cape and starts singing Puttin' On The Ritz
Have you seen the well-to-do, up and down Park Avenue
On that famous thoroughfare, with their noses in the air
High hats and Arrowed collars, white spats and lots of dollars
Spending every dime, for a wonderful time
If you're blue and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits,
Puttin' on the ritz.
Different types who wear a daycoat, pants with stripes
And cut away coat, perfect fits,
Puttin' on the ritz.
Dressed up like a million dollar trouper
Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper)
Come let's mix where Rockefellers walk with sticks
Or umbrellas in their mitts
Puttin' on the Ritz
Tips his hat just like an english chappie
To a lady with a wealthy pappy (very snappy)
You'll declare it's simply topping to be there
And hear them swapping smart titbits
Puttin' on the ritz!
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fix't 
*comes waddling in wearing her Nekozilla rubber suit and waving tiny forepaws feebly in the air*
Raawwwr! Good morning everyone. I heard this was the tryouts for giant monster day?
SG Mate: Cien, what the hell is this Rookery thing?
RadDidIt: (interjecting) Dude. It's the Rookery.
SG Mate: Yeah, but what IS it?
RadDidIt: Silliness Incarnate.
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/sneaks out from the Attic Lab wearing blac top hat, black suit, black cape and starts singing Puttin' On The Ritz
Have you seen the well-to-do, up and down Park Avenue
On that famous thoroughfare, with their noses in the air
High hats and Arrowed collars, white spats and lots of dollars
Spending every dime, for a wonderful time
If you're blue and you don't know where to go to
Why don't you go where fashion sits,
Puttin' on the ritz.
Different types who wear a daycoat, pants with stripes
And cut away coat, perfect fits,
Puttin' on the ritz.
Dressed up like a million dollar trouper
Trying hard to look like Gary Cooper (super duper)
Come let's mix where Rockefellers walk with sticks
Or umbrellas in their mitts
Puttin' on the Ritz
Tips his hat just like an english chappie
To a lady with a wealthy pappy (very snappy)
You'll declare it's simply topping to be there
And hear them swapping smart titbits
Puttin' on the ritz!
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fix't
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????!!!????? hmmm..kill that theme music band! thats not the overly dramatic diabolical fiend theme I ordered!!
-Pogoman, Master of Kick-Fu
-Co-Leader and recruiting officer of the Virtue Honor Guard
- lvl 50 ma/sr scrapper
-Ace O' Diamonds lvl 50 fire/rad controller
and waaaay to many other alts to mention right now
*Pops in behind Rooky, jumping on the staff and flipping the reverse polarity and direction switch before hopping down onto the counter below for his morning donut.*
Good morning RookyBrutusBlargDieselPainfulPogoEmmiNeko
*And with that he snugs Em, and pounces on the NekoZilla for a Tokyo Tussle.*
Heroes : Angrem (50 Stone tank), Exo Inferis (50 Fire blaster), Exo Proteus (50 ill/emp), IceVengance (50 cold defender)
Villains : AtomBomb (50 Rad/Kin corruptor), Aleks (50 SS/Inv brute), StoneLethal (50 EM/Stone brute), Davroz (50 Bots/Dark mastermind)
*as hes playing with the heads an idea crawls into his head*
Hey guys, wait nevermind this will be a surprise!
*goes outside, loud bangs and shouts ensue followed by a large crash and a ripping sound*
Check this out!
*comes back in with the head of a powerzord*
Now this is a head!
/em peers down the steps trying to discover what is going on after Pain's enormous head came crashing through her bedroom.
Can someone explain why my canopy bed is now in tiny little pieces in the neighbor's yard?
/em waves and Fedor and chuckles as she watches him tussle
Good morning all I see we are having one of "those" days today. And unless you plan to take me shopping just keep that embig... Embigen.. That silly ray thing away from me. I spent a small fortune on my wardrobe. Hmmmm
/em ponders if the ray can be used to just make certain parts bigger.. stares down at her small breasts and grins at the thought of being able to give big boobie hugs like Detra
Ummm How does that thing work exactly?
�We�re always the good guys. In D&D, we�re lawful good. In City of Heroes we�re the heroes. In Grand Theft Auto we pay the prostitutes promptly and never hit them with a bat.� � Leonard
�Those women are prostitutes? You said they were raising money for stem cell research!� � Sheldon
/e cackles wildly.
WAAAAA! Myplansarealllcomingtogether! SoonthosepeskyRanga'swillbecrushedandthentheworldw illbemine!
Waaaaa!
MorningallmyGIANTMONSTERS! GOANDCRUSHTHERANGERS!
NONONONON!!!! Don'tspendalldayeatingpamcakesandsnugglingandtussl ing!
WAAAAAAA!
/e runs around having a fit.
Ooh! Iron Rook is good. So is Mechaneko and powerzoid!
/e calms down a bit humming 'putting on the ritz.'
Let us stifle under mud at the pond's edge
and affirm that it is fitting
and delicious to lose everything. ~ Donald Hall
/e points at rooky
the giant bird did it, but i cant say i didn't enjoy the view 
edited for corectness, is that even a word?
/e barges into the building dress like this!
/e screetches, "WAAAAH! I can't believe those kids beat up my giant monster AGAIN!"
/e whirls around in an apoplectic fit.
A slow dim-witted eye monster gallumphs over, "Yeah...and the last time before that and the time before that and the...."
SILENCE!
/e schemes rubbing hands together in a scheming way, "What I need is a SUPER GIANT MONSTER! Yes.....THAT will work nicely.... and not just one but a whole BUNCH of giant monsters!"
Why I think I will wait up in the rafters and blast anyone who comes in with my Embiggening staff!
WAHHHH AHHHA AHHHHHHHAHAHHHaaaaaaa!
/e flutters up to the rafters to await the unsuspecting.
Let us stifle under mud at the pond's edge
and affirm that it is fitting
and delicious to lose everything. ~ Donald Hall