WARNING: the serious effects of blood poisoning!


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Diagnosed last night with blood poisoning, one WARFACE suffered the following delirious side effects of both blood poisoning and antibiotics:

<ul type="square"> --&gt; Sings the lyrics of Momma Mia (and just those two words) to the tune of Rock Me Amadeus.
--&gt; Claims he must go pack *his* stiletto shoes (of which, in actuality, belong to Eve).
--&gt; Tries to keep Eve's birthday present a secret for a month but blurts it out in passing in a phone conversation then hopes she wasn't listening when he was speaking.[/list]
And last but NOT least (and the most relevant to these forums), WARFACE discovered the reason for his blood poisoning:

<ul type="square"> --&gt; LORD RECLUSE! Apparently it was a Lord Recluse spider that bit WARFACE in his sleep and gave him his blood poisoning.[/list]BAD LORD RECLUSE, BAD!! Here's to WARFACE's health and recovery!

Oh...and watch out for Lord Recluse spiders!


 

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This seems like just another funny post, but with a hint of serious... gonna have to go check out his FB page for details now.


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Awww... hope you get better soon, Warface.... so you can wear YOUR stilletos!


 

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Awww... hope you get better soon, Warface.... so you can wear YOUR stilletos!

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Screenshots or it didn't happen.

Have you tried the Cheetoes recovery plan Warface? Only side effect is that it turns your fingers orange


 

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First of all.............my medication says "May cause dizzyness" I say that "may" is an understatement......... Yes its all true...... though I had no intention of stealing her shoes, .............and unless my subconsious mind is really a drag queen, I prefer to go with the Im all drugged up on heavy antibiotics theory.

well that and combined with my Oklahoma DNA, means........ comedy and entertainment for Eve.


Oh and I killed the Lord (of course I mean brown) recluse spider .............I used her shoes :P


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Aicheewawa, Warface! Best of luck to you in your recovery. Brown Recluses do some mean damage to people.


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This seems like just another funny post, but with a hint of serious... gonna have to go check out his FB page for details now.

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I would check out his FB page...


BUT HE HASN"T ACCEPTED MY FRIEND INVITE YET!


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Good luck with it Warface. It ain't no fun. BTDT.

I was bit by a Brown Recluse Spider when I was about 14 on my bicep.

I remember it as being one of the most painful things that ever bit or stung me. The necrosis is the bad part. There is still a scar there from it.

Velvet Ants are fun to get hit by. Feels like getting zapped by electricity except it just keeps burning.

This guy was quite painful, but it didn't last long thank goodness.

Yeah, I grew up in the woods. Quite literally. 2 hours to the closest city, 5 miles from the small town that served our mail. It was not much fun, but then again it was. I learned how to fix more broken junk than most professional repairmen by the time I left home.


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Ouch sorry to hear that War... Hopefully was able to catch it in time and gets it all. If not mistaken, it's known to pop up later on too...



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Jesus War. I live in horror that one of those things will bite me.

Dont even take any chances with it. Keep in touch with a doc until he files a restraining order on you.


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You got bit by a...

*faints*

Dude I wouldn't wish that on the person I hate the most in life. And I really hate Art Modell.



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So why then are you double posting?




Oh and glad to hear that your better.

**Grumbles something about now having to re-add Warface's name to the Christmas card list.**


 

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Im such a wuss

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I believe the proper term to use here QFT.



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WARFACE you are supposed to be /invul killing machine from the past with his own frickin fan base with powers such as Resist physical damage, dull pain, invincibility, resist energies/elements , tough hide and in the worst case scenario Unstopable and you let a spider do this to you ... i am quite ashamed of you for not leaving your toggles on while you were asleep I MEAN COME ON YOU KNOW BETTER!

meh in any case you know i am just kidding and i hope for a fast recovery and superb prognosis. From one bud to another bud best of care. And same goes to Eve, best of care towards her also, and tell her i miss her speed boost! XD (inside joke :P)

From plus/ethereal hate a very lonely FUSION member XD

peace


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WARFACE you are supposed to be /invul killing machine from the past with his own frickin fan base with powers such as Resist physical damage, dull pain, invincibility, resist energies/elements , tough hide and in the worst case scenario Unstopable and you let a spider do this to you ... i am quite ashamed of you for not leaving your toggles on while you were asleep I MEAN COME ON YOU KNOW BETTER!

meh in any case you know i am just kidding and i hope for a fast recovery and superb prognosis. From one bud to another bud best of care. And same goes to Eve, best of care towards her also, and tell her i miss her speed boost! XD (inside joke :P)

From plus/ethereal hate a very lonely FUSION member XD

peace

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Apparently one of the times that darn 1 came up vs the 10 in rolling the dice. That and the -poison in defense...his card was up...

OMG...I know nothing of D&amp;D or anything like that, but sheesh that sounded bad!



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I let him limp back to the U.S. alive.
He does seem to get himself into harm's way when I am not around. Of course the same can be said for me when he is not around. We're each other's ying/yang klutzs!

*waves to Plus* Hiya hun! I should be back to the toon grinding board soon.


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