Diagnosed last night with blood poisoning, one
WARFACE suffered the following delirious side effects of both blood poisoning and antibiotics:
<ul type="square"> --> Sings the lyrics of
Momma Mia (and just those two words) to the tune of
Rock Me Amadeus.
--> Claims he must go pack
*his* stiletto shoes (of which, in actuality, belong to
Eve).
--> Tries to keep
Eve's birthday present a secret for a month but blurts it out in passing in a phone conversation then hopes she wasn't listening when he was speaking.[/list]
And last but NOT least (and the most relevant to these forums),
WARFACE discovered the reason for his blood poisoning:
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LORD RECLUSE! Apparently it was a Lord Recluse spider that bit
WARFACE in his sleep and gave him his blood poisoning.[/list]BAD
LORD RECLUSE, BAD!! Here's to
WARFACE's health and recovery!
Oh...and watch out for Lord Recluse spiders!
