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This Week at Paragon Theater

Ashcraft

By Ashcraft,
Posted on: 2009-06-07 24:48 in CoH and CoV General Discussions

 

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So I was on my way to King's Row PD to get my Atlas Park safeguard with my newest character today and took the time to peruse the marquis at the movie theater. Council: Broken Column.

Heh, cute. Too bad they never change them, I thought. Then I got to wondering how hard it would be to get a program to change the marquis every week like the ones do in the real world.

Then I wondered: What if the developers of City of Heroes were foolish enough to let Steelclaw provide the list of movies...

1) Never Ending Story: The Positron Task Force

2) An Orange Clockwork

3) Hellion Raiser

4) Jurassik Lark: A Giant Monster Holiday

5) Indiana Jones and a Skull Named Crystal

6) Circle of Thornbirds

7) The Clockwork King and I: Penelope's Tale

8) Devouring Earth Tragedy: Taken for Granite

9) Space Wars: Use the Force Mage

10) Blues Brothers: The Endurance Come Back Tour

11) Land of the Lost (no plot; just 2 hours of the Lost beating the tar out of Will Ferrel)

12) City of Heroes Origins: Generic

13) Terminator: Menders' Migrane

14) Harry Potter and Azuria's Vault

15) Four Weddings and a Hospital Port

16) Finding Nemo-sis

17) Twilight: The Sparkle Aura

18) Young Freddy Krueger: Croatoa College Days

19) Sex in the City of Heroes (Rated PG-13)

20) Sex in the City of Villains (Rated NC-17)

21) Synapse and His Lover: The Fast and the Furious

Feel free to add your own!

My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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11) Land of the Lost (no plot; just 2 hours of the Lost beating the tar out of Will Ferrel)


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I would pay good money to see this.

"Now remember, things look bad and it looks like you're not gonna make it, then you gotta get mean. I mean plumb, mad-dog mean. 'Cause if you lose your head and you give up then you neither live nor win. That's just the way it is." Josey Wales

 

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An American War Wolf in London

Sky Raiders and the World of Tomorrow

Max Payne Domination

Paragon Vice

Dr. Aeon Flux

Manticore Begins

The King's Row and I

The Lost Samurai

(Where are all the) Children of Men

Once Upon a Time in Mercy Island

Unbreakble: The Citizens of Paragon (documentary)

The League of Exemplared Gentlemen

Sky Skiff Down

Spawn Point

Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

The Terra Volta Syndrome

Faster Catgirl! Kill! Kill!

Zeus Titan A. E.

Last Man Standing (Better Have a Rez Power)

Jerk Hackers

Arbeiter Dredd

 

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The First Redeemer: Captain Paragon

The Towering Infernal

Mission Invincible

Dr. Vahzilok's Sing-Along Blog

3 Men in spandex and a Baby New Year

Citizen Krylov

Saving Private Jenkins

Force 10 from Nerva

The Malta Candidate

Snakes in a Cave

The Wizard of Ouroboros

Million Inf. Baby

Warwolf Afternoon

The Day Synapse Stood Still

 

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Saving Private Jenkins

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Wins

Pinnacle: Hold my beer. Watch this!
Always remember that you are absolutely unique. Just like everyone else.
MA arc #117314!! Try it nao!!

 

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21) Synapse and His Lover: The Fast and the Furious

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Ok... now I've spit coffee all over my keyboard. ROFL

 

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I hate you guys. I'm trying not to laugh out loud in my calc2 problem session class

A Beautiful Brain
- The story of a young man employed by the government for his psychic control over clockwork. But is it real, or it just the effects of his refusal to take anti-psychosis meds and his last encounter with Blue Steel?

12 Rikti Monkeys
- In the year 2035, humans on Earth Prime have undergone the same mutations that created the Rikti. Prisoners travel backwards in time with the consent of the Ouroboros Menders in echange for reduced sentences. Mistakenly sent to 2003 instead of 2009, J'ms C'le is arrested and locked up in a psychiatric hospital, where he meets Dr. Ann-Marie Engles and Buck Salinger.

http://www.fimfiction.net/story/36641/My-Little-Exalt

 

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For what it's worth the movie title was from a contest way back when. Can't recall if there were any prizes associated with it or not.

 

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21) Synapse and His Lover: The Fast and the Furious

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ROFLMAO. Serious genius.

 

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Free Fire Zone Willy

The Wizard of Ouroboros

Gone with the Gale

Resident Evil: Dark Astoria

The Tale of Two Cities - A Documentary of Paragon City and the Rogue Isles

Atlas Shrugged

Hard Boiled - The Story of "Heroic"

Flight Boys

In the Line of Full Auto

Training Day in Atlas Park

V for Vendetti

The Rikti Watchmen

The Wedding Wailer

Role Models - the Story of a Mentor

The Magnificent Seven-Member Team

 

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Faster Catgirl! Kill! Kill!


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You owe me a new keyboard.

 

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The Blue Steel Ultimatum

Tramspotting

Planet of the Catgirls

Ed Woodsman

There's Something About Madeleine Casey

To Kill a Swan

Drag Me to the Shadow Shard

Becky the Tarantula Mistress Wears Prada

Silos & LazarusÂ’ Excellent Adventure

The Brothers Hansen

The Night of the Badge Hunter

The Perfect Ravenstorm

Weekend at Barracuda's

Enemy at the PvP Gates

Dial M for Moonfire

Wild Wild Willy Wheeler

Shark Tale - A Mako love story

Men in Black - A Malta Recruitment Film

 

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great post.

 

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11) Land of the Lost (no plot; just 2 hours of the Lost beating the tar out of Will Ferrel)


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I would pay good money to see this.

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My Lego Models http://www.flickr.com/photos/30369639@N07/ lemur lad: God you can't be that stupid... I'm on at the same time as you for once, and not 20 minutes into it you give me something worth petitioning?
Lady-Dee: Hey my fat keeps me warm in the winter and shady in the summer.

 

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Pirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's Glowie

Sleepy Hollows with Ichabod Wincott

Charlie and the Gold Brick Factory

007 James Bond: Gold Bricker

The Lost Boys (Young homeless mutants meet Council Vampyri; starring Cory Feldman)

Disney's The Little Coralax

Disney's Beauty and the Beast (starring Ghost Widow and Wretch)

(THERE'S a video challenge for you! I challenge someone to make a video of Wretch and Ghost Widow set to the "Beauty and the Beast" song from the movie soundtrack.. heh)

Enemy of the Statesman

Give me Miss Liberty or Give Me Death!

Dirty Dance Emoting

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Thorns

The Breakfast PUG (Jock as Tank, Brain as Defender, Beauty Queen as Blaster, Thug as Scrapper and Freak as Controller, guest starring Lord Recluse as the Principal)

My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw

 

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The Breakfast PUG (Jock as Tank, Brain as Defender, Beauty Queen as Blaster, Thug as Scrapper and Freak as Controller, guest starring Lord Recluse as the Principal)

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"You mess with the spider you get the web!"

 

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Disney's The Little Coralax


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Damn you, I laughed.

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That'll be $1.95 please.

My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw