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Just to let you all know, Champion Forums still exists as a normal chat channel.

I look at all that craziness in the BMT chats though and I wonder "DAMMIT WHY HAVE I MISSED OUT?" Waaaaaaaahhh


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[BMT of Champion]Major Tom: Say, anyone seen Blueballs?
[BMT of Champion]Mama D: didn't think it was cold enough for those to be in season yet
[BMT of Champion]Stoll Nagga Da Bob: O_O
[BMT of Champion]Major Tom: Har.


 

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Originally Posted by Shaytanah View Post
[BMT of Champion]Major Tom: Say, anyone seen Blueballs?
[BMT of Champion]Mama D: didn't think it was cold enough for those to be in season yet
[BMT of Champion]Stoll Nagga Da Bob: O_O
[BMT of Champion]Major Tom: Har.
Haha... very NICE


 

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[BMT of Champion]Wynter Phrost: Ive had Tragedy Anne
[BMT of Champion]Wynter Phrost: mt
[BMT of Champion]ChaosCoyote: Oh, but funny


 

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[BMT of Champion]Cherry-2000: it means buds is a girl
[BMT of Champion]Fugazzi: any interest in Sister Psyche TF ?
[BMT of Champion]Cherry-2000: oops


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Originally Posted by MajorTom View Post
[BMT of Champion]Cherry-2000: it means buds is a girl
[BMT of Champion]Fugazzi: any interest in Sister Psyche TF ?
[BMT of Champion]Cherry-2000: oops
Bah, dammit Cherry....go take your mt's else where...



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you should have explained it for me.

and you always love my mt's =\

its not just on bmt either. gotta love the mid-mission local/broadcast mt's when youre talking s**t about people on your team.


 

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Originally Posted by _Cherry_ View Post
its not just on bmt either. gotta love the mid-mission local/broadcast mt's when youre talking s**t about people on your team.
Isn't that what Vent is for?


 

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Originally Posted by Talon_Arsenal View Post
Isn't that what Vent is for?
Only Pingu Vent.
They've gotten berating your teammates down to an art form.


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[BMT of Champion]Cinkidd: anybody want to join a Monti TF
[BMT of Champion]Cr4ckB4ck: i'm down
[BMT of Champion]BlackAmaranth: Monty TF? "Lets' make a Deal?" Task Force?
[BMT of Champion]Cr4ckB4ck: wut u need?
[BMT of Champion]Ashcraft: Look, a Full Monty tf!
[BMT of Champion]BlackAmaranth: *facepalm*
[BMT of Champion]Talon Arsenal: no, a Monty Python tf
[BMT of Champion]Cinkidd: lol
[BMT of Champion]BlackAmaranth: I am SOOOOOO sorry i set that one up. Really I am.


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A quote in which Crackback was the one staying on topic?
Madness, I say. Madness.


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It's not from BMT, but it was LOL-Inspiring, just the same.


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Originally Posted by BlackAmaranth View Post
09-23-2009 22:18:20 [Team] Angry Sysop: you in BMT of Champion channel? That is the best channel to get groups in
09-23-2009 22:18:30 [Team] Fossil Eyes: oh i am.
09-23-2009 22:18:46 [Team] Fossil Eyes: but i have no time to do SF/TFs and such.
09-23-2009 22:19:00 [Team] Walking Grave: the problem is people know 'Da White Rapper'., not 'Phovos'
09-23-2009 22:19:08 [Team] Angry Sysop: ah there's your problem..... all the cool kids do TFs now.
09-23-2009 22:19:24 [Team] Walking Grave: you got served
09-23-2009 22:19:26 [Team] Fossil Eyes: ya think? i was trying to change my name to Phovos. But the boards don't let me....
09-23-2009 22:19:26 [Team] Walking Grave: heh
09-23-2009 22:20:11 [Team] Fossil Eyes: cool kids have all the time! lol
09-23-2009 22:20:12 [Team] Walking Grave: im telling you, change your global to 'Da White Rapper', and watch the panties drop....heh
09-23-2009 22:20:23 [Team] Fossil Eyes: lol ya think?
09-23-2009 22:20:23 [Team] Angry Sysop: ROFL
09-23-2009 22:20:26 [Team] Sandra Fu: stun, held and not in the fun way
09-23-2009 22:20:27 [Team] Walking Grave: no
09-23-2009 22:20:33 [Team] Angry Sysop: that was almost sig worthy!


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[BMT of Champion]SilverBlaster: [Kitten with an Axe, Level 7 Mutation Tanker] you would think this guy i'm rescuing in this scanner mish would follow me a lot closer. i'm in a bikini and high heels for crying out loud!
[BMT of Champion]Cannon X1: But you're weilding an axe, that ain't sexy, try bacon.
[BMT of Champion]SilverBlaster: [Kitten with an Axe, Level 7 Mutation Tanker] i put the axe away to lead him out, doesn't that count?
[BMT of Champion]Nagata: did he see you chop down the people holding him hostage? Would you go with somebody that just went Paul Bunyan in front of you?
[BMT of Champion]Freedom Man: anything going on?
[BMT of Champion]SilverBlaster: [Kitten with an Axe, Level 7 Mutation Tanker] actually, i would. it means they can protect me
[BMT of Champion]SilverBlaster: [Kitten with an Axe, Level 7 Mutation Tanker] unless, they did it so they can kill me...
[BMT of Champion]Nagata: or you're next...
[BMT of Champion]SilverBlaster: [Kitten with an Axe, Level 7 Mutation Tanker] wouldn't be much of a hero if they rescued me so they could kill me
[BMT of Champion]Nagata: lol...who said an axe wielding maniac bustin in on you would be a hero?
[BMT of Champion]SilverBlaster: [Kitten with an Axe, Level 7 Mutation Tanker] correction, an axe wielding maniac in a pink bikini and high heels
[BMT of Champion]Nagata: if it's a dude...yeah run
[BMT of Champion]SilverBlaster: [Kitten with an Axe, Level 7 Mutation Tanker] you know, that's the only thing missing in this game, heroic crossdressers
[BMT of Champion]Cannon X1: lol
[BMT of Champion]SilverBlaster: [Kitten with an Axe, Level 7 Mutation Tanker] oh no, did i just make a quote for that thread?
[BMT of Champion]Cannon X1: Yes and I count this whole convo as epic win
[BMT of Champion]Nagata: Glad to a part of it
[BMT of Champion]SilverBlaster: [Kitten with an Axe, Level 7 Mutation Tanker] looks like we have another reason to go to the boards


 

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[BMT of Champion]Gideon F: The scenery is great as well. There is a large breasted blonde on the team. I don't recommend cybering however because while it may be flattering I will post said cybering in the BMT randomness thread.


 

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Originally Posted by Stray Kitten View Post
[BMT of Champion]Gideon F: The scenery is great as well. There is a large breasted blonde on the team. I don't recommend cybering however because while it may be flattering I will post said cybering in the BMT randomness thread.
Heh.
Sinner.


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[BMT of Champion]Gideon F: Don't be dissing Virtue. We are a friendly bunch and like large breasted cat toons
[BMT of Champion]SCyberTaz: deleted it, you know how rare sashquash porn is?






 

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[BMT of Champion]Shaytanah: r no you idiot. My grandmother did not fight Eochai. I said she was from CROATIA not CROATOA. Die now plz.
[BMT of Champion]Shaytanah: mt. sry


 

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Originally Posted by Mr_Squid View Post
[BMT of Champion]Shaytanah: r no you idiot. My grandmother did not fight Eochai. I said she was from CROATIA not CROATOA. Die now plz.
[BMT of Champion]Shaytanah: mt. sry

Shay, you are awesome. Keep up the good mistells.


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forum post

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Originally Posted by PHlRE
Dear CoH,

can you make the pitiful Vault system actually useful? Why would you make it just salvage storage? Still blows my mind that you cant store recipes and enhancements. Isnt that what your personal storage is suppose to be for? In ALL other games, you store your equipment - recipes/enhancements is that equipment in CoH....
Black Amaranth reply:
Yeah, these dead hookers are really starting to pile up. Why won't you let me put them in the Vault? Ted Kennedy did it? Why can't I?
What the FRACK!?!?!?


 

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Originally Posted by Ashcraft View Post
Shay, you are awesome. Keep up the good mistells.
Just watched through all your YouTube vids...YOU are awesome. Lord Recluse flipping at Astley ftw!

I so want in on one of these...


 

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[BMT of Champion]Melter o' Dim: i swear to god if you say one more stupid thing im going to headbutt you
[BMT of Champion]Melter o' Dim: . . . . .
[BMT of Champion]Melter o' Dim: dammit, mt
[BMT of Champion]Megami-Neko: I've teamed with that person.


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Originally Posted by BlackAmaranth View Post
Only Pingu Vent.
They've gotten berating your teammates down to an art form.
Total. F******. Win.