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4shes

By 4shes,
Posted on: 2009-05-23 02:24 in Champion

 

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Originally Posted by BlackAmaranth View Post
That's why god made the ménage à trois.




 

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I'd kill ya. Cherry and I together would make mincemeat of your soul.

Don't call up what ya can't lay down!

 

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Originally Posted by Shaytanah View Post
I'd kill ya. Cherry and I together would make mincemeat of your soul.

Don't call up what ya can't lay down!
Think so huh?
For the record, 2 of my ex-girlfriends have done time in a Mental Institution, and by time I mean over 6 months. And I had another one arrested for assault (she was trying to rip my clothes off in my front yard while screaming at the top of her lungs for me to have sex with her), then trying to burn down my house when I ran inside and locked the door. She McGyvered a Molotov made from her perfume and some Kleenex from her purse.
No Joke.
My soul has suffered worse scars than you could ever dish out.
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In lighter news....
How 'bout that threesome?

Member - Pingus, & Legendaries
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"Did your Phantom Army just take the Elevator? Imaginary People riding Elevators? *facepalm*

 

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And I had another one arrested for assault (she was trying to rip my clothes off in my front yard while screaming at the top of her lungs for me to have sex with her)
I see nothing wrong here.

Loose --> not tight.
Lose --> Did not win, misplace, cannot find, subtract.
One extra 'o' makes a big difference.

 

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I love you guys for not posting last night's ugly MT. By now its far gone enough to never be seen again.

Cherry, you keep the crown! ;P

 

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Originally Posted by BlackAmaranth View Post
Think so huh?
For the record, 2 of my ex-girlfriends have done time in a Mental Institution, and by time I mean over 6 months. And I had another one arrested for assault (she was trying to rip my clothes off in my front yard while screaming at the top of her lungs for me to have sex with her), then trying to burn down my house when I ran inside and locked the door. She McGyvered a Molotov made from her perfume and some Kleenex from her purse.
No Joke.
My soul has suffered worse scars than you could ever dish out.
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In lighter news....
How 'bout that threesome?
You fail to mention if they were crazy before they were your girlfriends. :-)

As for threesomes, if 'super speed' is your travel set you're off the list. No minutemen for us, right Cherry?

 

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I see nothing wrong here.
Backstory: She accused me of being the father of her made up pregnancy, when she and I had never slept together. I just let her crash at my house because she was too drunk to accurately describe where she lived (yeah, THAT's drunk!). I put her in my bed, and I slept on the couch. The next morning I took her home and apparently the obsession started there.
When it was finally proven that I never slept with her, she demanded that I sleep with her.... RIGHT THEN! That's what I get for being a nice guy. A Completely whacked out stalker.

Now, I like crazy women, but even *I* have a line! And she was MILES passed it!
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The upside is, I at least have one "C-A-RAZY Stalker Story" to go with my "C-A-RAZY Girlfriend Stories". It's good to have the complete set! I think it comes from the Comic Book Collector in me.

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"Did your Phantom Army just take the Elevator? Imaginary People riding Elevators? *facepalm*

 

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Originally Posted by Shaytanah View Post
You fail to mention if they were crazy before they were your girlfriends. :-)
Some yes, Some no.

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As for threesomes, if 'super speed' is your travel set you're off the list. No minutemen for us, right Cherry?
I've never used "Super Speed". But, ALL my toons have "Stamina".

Member - Pingus, & Legendaries
Angry Sysop 50 BRUTE - Angry Woodsman 50 TANK - Angry Florist 21 CONTROLLER
"Did your Phantom Army just take the Elevator? Imaginary People riding Elevators? *facepalm*

 

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Originally Posted by Shaytanah View Post
I love you guys for not posting last night's ugly MT. By now its far gone enough to never be seen again.

Cherry, you keep the crown! ;P
key words from shays mt:

hard drive floppy drive ram baud modem

*edited*

look what i found in my chat log : 10-13-2009 22:56:16 [BMT of Champion]Shaytanah: r If I'm gonna cyber it wont be with you. Girl like needs a hard drive and at least 3 gigs of Ram. At best you've got a floppy disk and a 128 baud modem. I dont need or want to see your pic. Doubtless the acne makes you look like a goalie at a darts game


i got madd love for you girl, but, the crown looks better on you.

 

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oh man, i missed a lot of sweet randomness


10-13-2009 23:06:23 [BMT of Champion]Morgrum: hell ill go shoping and pick up Tampons and other various feminine objects of disentrest over Dishes

 

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Originally Posted by BlackAmaranth View Post
Backstory: She accused me of being the father of her made up pregnancy, when she and I had never slept together. I just let her crash at my house because she was too drunk to accurately describe where she lived (yeah, THAT's drunk!). I put her in my bed, and I slept on the couch. The next morning I took her home and apparently the obsession started there.
When it was finally proven that I never slept with her, she demanded that I sleep with her.... RIGHT THEN! That's what I get for being a nice guy. A Completely whacked out stalker.

Now, I like crazy women, but even *I* have a line! And she was MILES passed it!
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The upside is, I at least have one "C-A-RAZY Stalker Story" to go with my "C-A-RAZY Girlfriend Stories". It's good to have the complete set! I think it comes from the Comic Book Collector in me.

So where does "crazy cat lady" fit into that? At this point in my life I'm pretty sure that I'm going to end up the crazy lady with two dozen cats.

My high school/undergrad stalker tried to add me as a friend on Facebook recently. So glad I could ignore that; he was crazy too (thought that the government was out to get him because he knew too much about the alien autopsies.)

 

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Originally Posted by Talon_Arsenal View Post
So where does "crazy cat lady" fit into that? At this point in my life I'm pretty sure that I'm going to end up the crazy lady with two dozen cats.

My high school/undergrad stalker tried to add me as a friend on Facebook recently. So glad I could ignore that; he was crazy too (thought that the government was out to get him because he knew too much about the alien autopsies.)

You don't fit into my backstory. You are in a chapter in the book of my life, yet to be written.

Member - Pingus, & Legendaries
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"Did your Phantom Army just take the Elevator? Imaginary People riding Elevators? *facepalm*

 

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Originally Posted by _Cherry_ View Post
i got madd love for you girl, but, the crown looks better on you.
Tough love apparently. You wait till your next classic, missy. I'll hot potato this crown right back at ya.
I'm playing with my chat set up now...I'm abdicating!

(The worst part of that mt is that I sent it to a friend (the wrong one) first and was too busy apologizing and explaining to watch the channel...*sigh*)

 

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Originally Posted by ElectroHawk View Post
Let's see who wins... Cherry or Shaytanah





Yes I did have time to waste
let me guess, if we had tied, there would have been a jello wrestling battle to determine a winner?


(and there is the real reason, shay, i posted your latest mt.. i hate jello)

 

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Since I've no doubt that comment got many of these lads hopping, I'd say we both won anyway.

You hate jello? What about pudding?

 

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Originally Posted by Shaytanah View Post
Since I've no doubt that comment got many of these lads hopping, I'd say we both won anyway.

You hate jello? What about pudding?
No, no hopping. But I definitely felt something spring...

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[BMT of Champion]Prvt. slacker: srs beans squirrel style
[BMT of Champion]Prvt. slacker: mt
[BMT of Champion]General Masters: Do we want to know? ;-)
[BMT of Champion]Cobalt Azurean: No.
[BMT of Champion]Prvt. slacker: [ Rabid Squirrel ] nope your dont

 

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Originally Posted by Miz_Nibbles View Post
[BMT of Champion]Prvt. slacker: srs beans squirrel style
[BMT of Champion]Prvt. slacker: mt
[BMT of Champion]General Masters: Do we want to know? ;-)
[BMT of Champion]Cobalt Azurean: No.
[BMT of Champion]Prvt. slacker: [ Rabid Squirrel ] nope your dont
I may or may not have been responsible for this...

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"If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail." - Maslow's Hammer

 

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Originally Posted by Miz_Nibbles View Post
[BMT of Champion]Prvt. slacker: srs beans squirrel style
[BMT of Champion]Prvt. slacker: mt
[BMT of Champion]General Masters: Do we want to know? ;-)
[BMT of Champion]Cobalt Azurean: No.
[BMT of Champion]Prvt. slacker: [ Rabid Squirrel ] nope your dont
A squirrel quote without me? I feel like I have failed.

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A squirrel quote without me? I feel like I have failed.
No Ash, don't think that way... you know that everything squirrel on Champion is inspired by your squirrels' fluffy tails.

 

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Originally Posted by Ashcraft View Post
A squirrel quote without me? I feel like I have failed.
Whats funny is i thought the same thing!

 

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Originally Posted by Ashcraft View Post
A squirrel quote without me? I feel like I have failed.
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Whats funny is i thought the same thing!
You both feel that you should be the source of all squirrel-inspired material on Champion?
Uncanny!

Dr. Todt's theme.
i make stuff...

 

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Originally Posted by Miz_Nibbles View Post
[BMT of Champion]Prvt. slacker: srs beans squirrel style
[BMT of Champion]Prvt. slacker: mt
[BMT of Champion]General Masters: Do we want to know? ;-)
[BMT of Champion]Cobalt Azurean: No.
[BMT of Champion]Prvt. slacker: [ Rabid Squirrel ] nope your dont
wow, why didnt I think I would see this her.

and yes Mr. Blue is resposible for this.

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Nothing saids its your spot like an ourob. Portal dropped on the ground.

 

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Originally Posted by Talon_Arsenal View Post
No Ash, don't think that way... you know that everything squirrel on Champion is inspired by your squirrels' fluffy tails.
Oh I so want to see a Fluffy Squirrel tail be added to the game. Rabid needs one.

Lead Squirrel at Dr. E Spider robotic site #643

Nothing saids its your spot like an ourob. Portal dropped on the ground.