*spears Mr_Squid and drags him down to Fulton Fish Market*
*turtles Knight_Chill until hands become too cold then gives a good boot in the keister*
Bring it on!
EX-TER-MI-NATE!
*drops a giant turtle on Early_Girl, crushing her into small, bloody chunks... that the turtle promptly eats*
(PS, I think you meant "throttle." )
*punches Thirty in mouth and takes away all his numbers*
*slaps bama and changes ".net" into ".org"*
*kicks Emmi and breaks the heels off her shoes*
*Crashes an F-16 Tomcat into the next poster*
*dodges F - 16 and slices Mr Squid's tentacles, breads them, and fries them up and serves them to everyone*
*Cackles to self, and reveals that not only do squids regenerate tentacles, but I also poisoned all my tentacles, while waving the antidote around before smashing it on the ground.*
*freezes Mr_Squid and ships him off to the lab for further...dissection*
*casts rain of fire on KC and removes his hood*
O.O
*puts his hood back on*
*draws and quarters Wolfie*
*then tapes her shapely bod back together with magic Scotch*
*giggles* *coughs* HER
That tickled!
*bites KC hard in the ...... ankle*
*iz bited* Ouch.
*calls it 'a draw' with wolfie*
*summons Blizzard on TPBM in mild frustration*
*Stomps back into thread with Madcat MK II, starts going crazy with the gauss rifles*
*shoots Squiddy with a bazooka*
Im a ninja.
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F-16 Tomcat
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DOES NOT COMPUTE.
*visualizes the frag mines are cookies*
*Does same for next poster*
That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.
*nom noms the cookies and throws down barbed wire for the next 2 posters to climb through*
*Cuts through barbed wire with a pair of wire cutters.*
*Wraps barbed wire around a 2x4 and swings at next poster*
Missed. Slot for more accuracy and try again.
*drops Ice Patch beneath next poster and showers them with thumbtacks*
*Punches the next poster right in the kisser*