woo hoo new page!
*pulls out trusty umbrella; bullets ricochet off back to squid riddling his membranous flesh, spilling ink all over everyone!
*freezes ink / sells "inksicles"*
*business is slow*
*throttles TPBM...out of boredom*
*is throttle'd*
x_x
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*uses ink to write letter* Dear Santa...
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
*still throttle'd*
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*punches TPBM in the nose*
*ow!! I think that broke my hand...*
*is know KO'd, and has a broken nose*
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*cackling maniacally, I lay into the fight scene with my trick cane, flamethrowering the ink stand and drawing the sword out of it*
*remotely activates the nuclear warhead conveniently placed in the center of a room disguised as a first-aid kit*
*dips Grayhuntress in fish oil and feeds to giant platypus*
*drops frozen manatee on poster below*
*pulls Gray from platypus and hoses the fish oil off..hands her the MR Mega-Plexis Super Combo Repeating Plithmaster 182 with Auto Scope and Self-timing Duo Radiation Carbine 94-gauge Super Soaker*
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.�
*.....stops in tracks*
*eyes Gray with crazy gadget ...
*and then gets Super Combo repeated with Plithmaster Super Soaker.....
MindBlasts TPBM
Ha! Joke's on you! I HAS no mind to blast!
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Staggers to feet out of the rubble, fist alight with crackling Mass increasing energy
"I liked that cane"
*Slams Gray Huntress in the jaw, and she flies twenty feet into a brick wall, which collapses on her. activates antigrav field and rises into the air, surrounded by bolts of energy*
"Where is it you warrior Types go again? Valhalla?"
"Say hello for me"
*jumps up and hangs off of ankle*
*dodges kick, attaches grenade*
*lands on TPBM , FWWUMMP! *
Oh hey there, mind helping me take down the DoctorParadox?
*xplosions above- looks up*
*catches Early and baby tosses her for 10 minutes*
*is tired*
Zzzzzzzzzzz
*kicks sleeping KC out of the way and cracks Paradox's jaw, then grabs Early and gives her a back breaker*
Miss me, mother[censored]s?
*picks up KC and tosses him over a cliff*
*lands in MSG, home of the Rangers*
*uses zamboni to press Angry's clothes...with him in them*
*puts flattened Angry in envelope and mails to Greenland*
*drops glacier on TPBM*
x.x
*tries not to drool and spit up*
nods at the 5 time champion
clobbers nearcomers with fists of dooom!
Aghh!!
* Backhands Angry into the floor with power gauntlet and Blasts down at her with enough energy to topple the statue of Atlas*
If you're smart, You'll stay down!
*injects self with inspiration and winces as blast wounds heal*
and as for the REST of you...
*brass spheres shoots out of sleeves and into hands*
... I've got a particular little Deus ex Machina that should do the trick.
*Throws balls at floor and draws Force field tight around him*
note: if I'm seeming too powerful and dramatic, it's only to give this game some direction and a common enemy. plus, being the person at the center of your collective energies is really fun.
*a plot hole opens over Doc and Bad Luck flies out* POTATO! *splodes*
MisterPiggins!
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Aghh!!
* Backhands Angry into the floor with power gauntlet and Blasts down at her with enough energy to topple the statue of Atlas*
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I'm not a [censored] her.
*cracks Paradox's jaw in a most manly fashion and tosses him over the cliff*
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I'm not a [censored] her.
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*puts dress on Angry*
You are NOW!
'Sides, this is the intarwebs. Gender is irrelevant, and constantly bent.
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!
*flies through thread octuple wielding uzis and spraying bullets everywhereS*
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!