FIGHT!


Airborne_Ninja

 

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*is squooshed flat*

*uses her squooshed flatness to trip TPBM*


 

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*is still safe in his ice fortress (due to some playing with the earth's rotation and such)*

*builds ice cannons and ice traps*


 

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*gets giant magnifying glass and melts QA's Ice Fortress as well as cannons and traps, muhahaha

*rides away on sea-doo from all melted water while listening to sobs*

*fires torpedos at TPBM*


 

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*wonders who he should tell Early that the sun is now no where near the earth.....*

*pours water on TPBM and watches them freeze*


 

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*.....has her ways.....*

*whooshes in and uses this "Ice brick" to hurl into TPBM*


 

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* starts bopping everyone in the head with inflatable hammer*

Hammer war!


 

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*gets bored of ice fortress and sends the earth into the sun with everybody still on it*


..... I win?


 

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*coats himself in a protective layer of Vegemite and laughs while everyone else gets toasted. Fires emergency rocket boosters buried in the earth just at the time for it to escape he sun's gravity and soar back into orbit. Hoovers up everyone's ashes.*


 

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*impales VK on icicle*

*displays on front lawn*

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*freezes Lake Erie*

*removes top layer*

*drops on TPBM*


 

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BWAHAHA!!! You have all forgotten about my orbital plasma cannon that I had constructed while you were all distracted! FIRE AT WILL!

*choooooooooOOOOOOOOOO-VA-THOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!*


 

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*explodes in a human sized mushroom cloud of molten plasma*

*all over TPBM*


 

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*is covered in moulton Sooner plasma*

O.O

GET IT OFF! GET IT OFF! IT BURNS!!!

*slings molten Sooner plasma all over the TPBM*


 

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*hmm, good thing I still have this sling shot...and thankfully wolfie cooled down that moulton plasma.... *

*starts sling shotting peices of hardend Sooner at TPBM*


 

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What's all this stuff doing the "bouncity-bounce" on my Frozen Armor?

*Ice Bolts Easy Girl in the tush*

*drops 50 ft snowman on poster below*


 

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*pushes the 50 foot snowman over on the TPBM*


 

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*Sends AutoMatic Ice Machines whipping out ice cubes at everyone.........oh LOOK 1 is firing at TPBM!!!**


 

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*deftly avoids the Ice Machine's onslaught and punches a hole through it, pulls out it's WetWare Eng. Cyberheart and shoves it down TPBM's throat*


 

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*need more iron in her diet anyway*

*Flings Lego bricks at the next poster*


 

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STOP!!! EVERYONE STOP!!! YOUR ALL IN THE MIDDLE OF A [censored] MINEFIELD!!!!