*is still in his fortress*
Not cold enough....
*puts in a freezer and then leaves it open*
Its foolproof!
yur, yur trying to freeze to death?
*GIGA...ASTERIX.....BREAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAK!!!!!!!*
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*noms asterisks Pac Man style all the way to Mr_Squid*
*freezes Mr_Squid and ships him to local aquarium*
*drops orca carcass on poster below*
*pushes Orca carcass off and throws a fistful of asterisks at TPBM*
*sing nom nom song*
*Joins*
nom nom nom nom nom nom nom
nom nomn om nom nom nom nom
nom nom nom nomn om nom nom
nmo nom nmo nom nomn omn nom
nom nom, nom nom
*Awws bunny eating carrot*
*Fires carrots at Mirravin
*Finds sling shot*
*Picks up rabbit, Sling shots it at TPBM*
*Looks around for more stuff, rabbits may not be the best thing to use*
*catches rabbit and sets it on the ground gently*
I'm calling PETA on you you monster!
*watches PETA euthenize the rabbit*
Good going.
*noms rabbit*
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Biggest Troll on the forums? I'll give you a hint:
*watches Kheldarn pass out from eating euthanized rabbit*
-.-
good going.
*puts a moat around ice fortress and fills it with hungry penquins*
*has polar bears patrol the perimeter*
*invites KC to take his place as the rightful ruler of the ice fortress kingdom (now expanded to include the moat*
You can have your crummy ice fortress. I'm happy in my Tiki bar on the teeniest bikini beach in Rio.
Moggie's big forum-brother.
"I'm a tech. I tell it how it is. I'm incapable of the sunshine blowing necessary in their field." - BillZBubba
*Blows up tiki bar and the heat from it melts the ice fortress. Dines on roast polar bear and watches as the huge tidal wave created by all the melting ice drown tpbm.*
*sputters* *gasps* *pulls self up*
"oh, you're gonna wish ya hadn't did that"
*throws boomerang blades and slashes TPBM*
*catches boomerang.
*is glad that he put in those extra freezers and put a liquid nitrogen touch-up on the fortress*
*neglects to mention that they were cyborg polar bears*
Alright Quincy...you've sat around in your ivory tower long enough!
*Whips out Magma rifle, goes Krakatoa on your [censored]*
Damn motha[censored], watch where you shoot that thing!
*takes the rifle from Squid and beats him with the butt of it*
That's not the way to hit someone! *slaps Angry with a rubber chicken*
The secret is in the bricks! That I put inside it.
MisterPiggins!
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With this post I embrace my destiny...
With this post I ensure my legacy!
With this post I embrace my power!!!
WITH THIS POST A GOD IS BORN!!!
*eeeeeeeeee-KABOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!*
I. AM. LEGENDARY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Wow, Squid. You've managed to make me want to never post here again. Nice going.
O.O
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Wow, Squid. You've managed to make me want to never post here again. Nice going.
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Hey, after five years here I think finally becoming a legend deserves a little self-indulgence. 
*grabs Mr_Squid and ties his tentacles into bow*
*delivers as gift to Mr_Sperm Whale*
*drops Mrs. Sperm_Whale on TPBM*
*Is imprisoned by asterisks jumps up and down attempting to get free.*