You know ur an addict when.........


4shes

 

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And, some of them have been wearing the same outfit for days with no shower.


 

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Everytime I see a plaque of something and think it is part of a history badge.


ARC # 2517 "Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting"
ARC# 102898 "The Great Sewer Rescue"

 

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How do you slot for anti kid screaming taunting? I think the kids have purple taunts and well .. you know AUGH!!!


Lead Squirrel at Dr. E Spider robotic site #643

Nothing saids its your spot like an ourob. Portal dropped on the ground.

 

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You need Placate for that.

I'm such an addict, that I think of those things.

Yes, I'm also such an addict that I use smilies in real life!


 

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You request vacation time at work for Double XP weekend.

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Doesn't everyone do this?
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You call in sick to play.

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Again, hasn't everyone done this at least once?


Member - Pingus, & Legendaries
Angry Sysop 50 BRUTE - Angry Woodsman 50 TANK - Angry Florist 21 CONTROLLER
"Did your Phantom Army just take the Elevator? Imaginary People riding Elevators? *facepalm*

 

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You request vacation time at work for Double XP weekend.

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Doesn't everyone do this?
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You call in sick to play.

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Again, hasn't everyone done this at least once?

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I though those days were called work from home days?? next time I really need to not have to work and keep my toon alive


Lead Squirrel at Dr. E Spider robotic site #643

Nothing saids its your spot like an ourob. Portal dropped on the ground.

 

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Back in Issue one when Unyeilding Tankers could not move, I have the Teleportation power. I would teleport into the middle of a mob and aggro them. We refer to this as "dropping a Tanker bomb."

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My old SG used to do this literally - I would fly above the mob and recall our Invul tank into midair, dropping him in to start each fight.

As for the You-know-when-you're-addicted,

When you are channel surfing on the TV's electronic guide, you see PLBOY and think about Power Levellers instead of bunny outfits.

Upsen.


 

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11.) When at the park and you see people feeding ducks in the pond, you sit and think if you used Psi-thrust, how far over the pond they would go before them went in.

11.1.) This goes for chickens as well.


 

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11.) When at the park and you see people feeding ducks in the pond, you sit and think if you used Psi-thrust, how far over the pond they would go before them went in.


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I would think that a mag 2 thrust would throw an average non super human 2-3 feet. Rag dolling then into the water have having them sputter and have that WTF look when they try to recover and get up. You did mean the humans feeding the drucks right?!?

12) Doing your weekly shopping and wish you can turn on huracan to push ppl out of your way.


Lead Squirrel at Dr. E Spider robotic site #643

Nothing saids its your spot like an ourob. Portal dropped on the ground.

 

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13) When you are stuck in traffic downtown, in the city and you have this nagging fear that some yahoo hero with super jump is going to come crashing down on the hood of your car and jump away without so much as a "Sorry" or even an "Oops".


Member - Pingus, & Legendaries
Angry Sysop 50 BRUTE - Angry Woodsman 50 TANK - Angry Florist 21 CONTROLLER
"Did your Phantom Army just take the Elevator? Imaginary People riding Elevators? *facepalm*

 

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After hours and hours of playing for days, and I hadn't left the AE building. I felt like I was spending too much time on the computer and needed some fresh air. So I went out side...in game. Yes, to get some fresh air I left the AE building.

I think that's a pretty bad sign.

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Yanno, sadly he isn't lieing. I have seen you in the MA building EVERY single day that I have played this week. :-)


 

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12.1.) Doing same said power of Hurricane to that retards who are in the 10 items or less line with 20. Though I would do Footstomp then Hurricane for added amusement.

IRT 11.1.) the Chickens, yes, humans feeding ducks. As to the chickens, I suddenly thought of punting Chickens in the first Fable game for distance. Hence...how far would a chicken go after being Psi-thrusted.


 

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13) When you are stuck in traffic downtown, in the city and you have this nagging fear that some yahoo hero with super jump is going to come crashing down on the hood of your car and jump away without so much as a "Sorry" or even an "Oops".

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That was you?! Sorry, my bad!


"Don't unravel them-- your ears were meant to be that way."
-Steve Aylett

 

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lol I drive by a park otw to work that has a plaque...everytime I see it, I want to "fly" over to it :P

also hate it when i try to adjust the PoV of a screen shot..


perma jump is ---> /up 1

 

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People at work are talking about cows and you begin thinking about how you'll FINALLY have some time this weekend to run MAs, beginning with Zubs' moos






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A few nights ago my wife walked into the room and said "you've been on that thing for over two hours" and proceeded to tell me everything she wanted me to do around the house.

I replied simply, "it hasn't been two hours, my mission teleport hasn't recharged yet."

This was not the response she was looking for, but it did occur to me that perhaps I had been playing too much when I find myself measuring out my life in power recharge times.


 

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I replied simply, "it hasn't been two hours, my mission teleport hasn't recharged yet."


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Greatest. Line. Ever.


"Champion (the Community Server... or GTFO) is like a small town where everyone knows each other's names, for better or worse." -kojirodensetsu.
"If all you have is a hammer, everything looks like a nail." - Maslow's Hammer

 

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A few nights ago my wife walked into the room and said "you've been on that thing for over two hours" and proceeded to tell me everything she wanted me to do around the house.

I replied simply, "it hasn't been two hours, my mission teleport hasn't recharged yet."

This was not the response she was looking for, but it did occur to me that perhaps I had been playing too much when I find myself measuring out my life in power recharge times.

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haha awesome, how did that pan out


 

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Ever seen a Mag 3 Hold on a man's ear as he's dragged into the kitchen?
I'm pretty sure Mighty has...
That is if there was a mirror on the way to the kitchen.


Member - Pingus, & Legendaries
Angry Sysop 50 BRUTE - Angry Woodsman 50 TANK - Angry Florist 21 CONTROLLER
"Did your Phantom Army just take the Elevator? Imaginary People riding Elevators? *facepalm*

 

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A few nights ago my wife walked into the room and said "you've been on that thing for over two hours" and proceeded to tell me everything she wanted me to do around the house.

I replied simply, "it hasn't been two hours, my mission teleport hasn't recharged yet."

This was not the response she was looking for, but it did occur to me that perhaps I had been playing too much when I find myself measuring out my life in power recharge times.

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haha awesome, how did that pan out

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My wife's a 27 year old Colombian woman who's into salsa dancing, psychology, and cleaning the house. She despises computers and I don't believe she's ever even played solitaire on one.

The look I was given requires a background check and 24-hour waiting period to use. I was lucky to have survived.

As with most stories concerning my wife and this game, it ends with the line "and then I apologized."


 

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13.) When you toggle on fire shield when throwing out a burn remark.


 

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14.) Keep wondering where you're friends are and hoping one has grant invisiblity so you can escape when the significant other is on the warpath.


 

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Wish you had detention field in RL when the person you hate walks in the door. (Force bubble, repulsion field, and repel work nicely as well.*)


*= I cannot remember the Sonic equivant of Detention field and didn't bother looking, brownie points for telling me off.


 

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14.1) As above mentioned about detention field but using it on kids who don't want to stay put when in a store.


 

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When you have been out with some friends, seen something funny and said "I really wish I had a screenshot of that".

And then not even realising what you said was abnormal until they bring it up.........