Rejected Loading Screen Tips

Seriously, go kick the dog...You're just gonna lose again in PvP because you suck harder than UBB.threads

The final boss in this game is now Virtual Boy Strong Bad.

You know, in the time it's taking to load this mish, You could have checked your email and finished your homework.

Aren't you supposed to be at work?

Sure today is the first day of the rest of your life. But so was yesterday. And look how that turned out.

Try creating a mission while this one loads.

This is easy. TOO easy. That's it. I refuse to taunt you any more. You poor, pathetic fool.

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Did you ever wonder what would happen if Bruce Campbell fought Osama bin Laden. Let's find out...

Oh...dammmmn. Oh... this mish isn't even remotely fair.

You put your left foot in, you pull your left foot out, you put your left foot in, and you shake it all about.

What? You're still here? Ok fine, I'll start loading again.

Ever notice there are too few Freakshow females in this game?

If you were paying attention, you would've seen how I just tweaked your mish difficulty!

I heard in this mission the Rikti rescue you.

it seems every boss mob you have ever fought wants revenge good luck!

Trying to ding 50 with radio missions?

This is not the load screen quote you are looking for...

Back in my day, we had to load mishs up hill 20 miles both ways in the snow.

**Attention**

Mister <insert char. name here>,

We is sorry to inform you that yous family in the Sharkhead Isles is become deceased.

Howsever, yous Uncle has left you eleventy billion dollars 1!1!

If yous please send game accounts ineormation to meself, I will makes the certain moneys gets to you. Please include dob, ss #, password, and stuffs...and we get you lotos.

Mr. A. Ripoff
Attorneys for peoples

Be sure to uninstall and reinstall City of Heroes/City of Villains after each Issue for maximum game performance. Failure to do say may affect response times.

Everyone hates you and wants you to die.

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Want faster downloads with less wisecracks, post in the Forum Games forums.

I hear someone horrible- a real low life, mind you, not a quality guy (girl) like yourself- ran the Boss' dog over yesterday. Man, the Boss sure did love that dog, swore retribution too sickening to describe here on whoever killed that dog. Come to think of it....you sure do look like the guy that was driving the car...

There's a BamaHulk right behind you. Just thought you might wanna know that.

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You should lay off the dairy dude!

CoH/CoV Iz srsbznz and You Phail.../wrists already!