What happened when a member of the police fell into the combine?
Ultimate Ultima Ultimatum
What did the Ultimate Warrior give to an online game?
Spring Foot
What do i have 3 resipe's of, on the WW market ?
( not kidding here folks .. got 2 yesturday alone .. please buy 'em )
Medical clipboard
What did Mrs. clipboard always hope her son would grow up to be?
Flat soda and Rice Krispies.
(Sometimes, I wish there could be a Dev thumbs up button for quality posts, because you pretty much nailed it.) -- Ghost Falcon
What did you give your kids for breakfast?
Spelling For Idiots
What brand name of dictionary was most popular in the film Idiocracy?
Axman Surplus
Where does Liff go to pick up chicks?
A vertical stack of 2 liter bottles.
Home: Virtue
Moonlyte Shadow lvl 50 dm/regen scrapper
Snowdaze lvl 50 ice/energy blaster
Lord Veovis lvl 50 bot/bub MM
Boy Molar lvl 50 SS/invuln tank
Dusk Serpent lvl 50 spines/dark scrapper
What did I once use as makeshift bedposts?
10 skewers, 10 baby doll legs, 3 wheels, a steering fork, 2 miniature trowels, a 12vdc transformer, 2 120vac motors, 2 trigger switches, and a car horn.
What did Mcgyver use to replace his girlfriends vibrator?
Dirty diaper pail.
What is the best hat in the world?
A loaf of bread and a broken toaster
Home: Virtue
Moonlyte Shadow lvl 50 dm/regen scrapper
Snowdaze lvl 50 ice/energy blaster
Lord Veovis lvl 50 bot/bub MM
Boy Molar lvl 50 SS/invuln tank
Dusk Serpent lvl 50 spines/dark scrapper
What don't I want to think about while eating dinner?
Lobster dance.
What's your inspiration for Wafflerman?
Blood stain and an egg
Screw every one of you, and then your ovens. Marcian_Tobay
You don't get something for nothing
You can't have freedom for free
-Rush-
What are you left with after drinking from the red waters?
Fish Fry Hot Sauce
What does my stepfather mix habanero peppers, A-1, and beer together every summer to make?
My father's brother's nephew's former roommate!
in-game @Gibraltar
Karatena - MA/Regen (50 #1)
26 more 50's - 9 scraps, 3 tanks, 4 trollers, 4 fenders, 3 blasters, 1 WS, 1 corr, 1 SoA
...and lowbies everywhere!
Who stole my check card?
3 borritos, 4 boxes of Samoas, 4 cans of Mt. Dew Livewire, and 13 episodes of Gundam 00
Home: Virtue
Moonlyte Shadow lvl 50 dm/regen scrapper
Snowdaze lvl 50 ice/energy blaster
Lord Veovis lvl 50 bot/bub MM
Boy Molar lvl 50 SS/invuln tank
Dusk Serpent lvl 50 spines/dark scrapper
What did my brother eat when he got high?
turkey-flavored ice cream with deer dropping toppings
in-game @Gibraltar
Karatena - MA/Regen (50 #1)
26 more 50's - 9 scraps, 3 tanks, 4 trollers, 4 fenders, 3 blasters, 1 WS, 1 corr, 1 SoA
...and lowbies everywhere!
what was served at the first Thanksgiveing.
100 miles an hour on a tricycle.
What was teh first speed record set by Lance Armstrong?
Drunk Drivers Against Mad Mothers
in-game @Gibraltar
Karatena - MA/Regen (50 #1)
26 more 50's - 9 scraps, 3 tanks, 4 trollers, 4 fenders, 3 blasters, 1 WS, 1 corr, 1 SoA
...and lowbies everywhere!
What does my tuesday nights poker club call ourselves?
barefoot and toothless
Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?
Mr. Blonde 'Reservoir Dogs'
What's one thing that's true for most two month olds?
Shockwaves and a riptide
Screw every one of you, and then your ovens. Marcian_Tobay
You don't get something for nothing
You can't have freedom for free
-Rush-
What was the draft name for the Beach Boys?
Fetal position
What was the last position cut from the Karma Sutra?
The seven hills of Rome
What should we conquer next?
Yogurt and beer
Screw every one of you, and then your ovens. Marcian_Tobay
You don't get something for nothing
You can't have freedom for free
-Rush-
Name two things that get better with Yeast.
Manscaping
How should I cook my vegitables and what should accompany it?
3 peices of sting if differing lengths
Home: Virtue
Moonlyte Shadow lvl 50 dm/regen scrapper
Snowdaze lvl 50 ice/energy blaster
Lord Veovis lvl 50 bot/bub MM
Boy Molar lvl 50 SS/invuln tank
Dusk Serpent lvl 50 spines/dark scrapper