Whats under my house that is going to make me rich?
Professional cup stackers
Home: Virtue
Moonlyte Shadow lvl 50 dm/regen scrapper
Snowdaze lvl 50 ice/energy blaster
Lord Veovis lvl 50 bot/bub MM
Boy Molar lvl 50 SS/invuln tank
Dusk Serpent lvl 50 spines/dark scrapper
Whats the worst job to have in a sports teams locker room?
Muffler Bearings
What will mechanic's put on your bill that you'll just go hmmmm?
Hydro-mech
Screw every one of you, and then your ovens. Marcian_Tobay
You don't get something for nothing
You can't have freedom for free
-Rush-
What would the Hoover Dam turn into if it were hit with comic book gamma rays?
Devil Dogs.
What do you get when you cross deviled eggs and hot dogs?
kicking and screaming
What's the only way to get a man to see a period romance flick?
3" to the left
How far did Harvey Mudd students move the stakes for Case Dormitory before construction, resulting in [censored] water pressure for the next 30 years in one of the greatest pranks ever?
Endless hallway
Where did the parents of Sandman, Death, et. al. hang the kids' school photos?
Jumbo shrimp
(Sometimes, I wish there could be a Dev thumbs up button for quality posts, because you pretty much nailed it.) -- Ghost Falcon
Name something that makes less sense than "Military Intelligence".
Dora the Explorer.
Who has the most inattentive parents ever?
bunny ears and a cat o'nine tails
What do you wear for you cosplay?
Spackle and a trowel
What do you use to fill in plumber's crack?
Alchemy and a looney
Screw every one of you, and then your ovens. Marcian_Tobay
You don't get something for nothing
You can't have freedom for free
-Rush-
What makes fumes and what makes toons?
Jingle Jangle
what do they call Jangle the Elf after she puts on her bells ?
Night of the Liveing Dead
What is the worst spoof of Night of the Living Dead ever made by hamsters?
Zombie Hamsters
What haunts the dreams of Richard Gere?
beef chicken and rolaids
What combination of ingredients makes the best milkshake?
big purple dinosaur
Which creature do most parents dream of strangling?
yellow submarine
What do you call a submarine in "yellow" snow?
fire and ice
What's the title of that new show from Fox about a redheaded stripper with a heart of gold and a mysterious albino with a mild limp and a squint in his right eye?
West of the Equator
What are the directions to your secret lair again?
Salsa Fandango
What's the name of that new latin pudding that's the latest craze in Paragon?
Banana Thermidore
How do you keep your banana fresh?
Oscar Whalington
What's the name of the last person to rollerblade blindfolded on a tightrope wire over the grand canyon?
Genetically modified black bean soup
Without what vital component will a radiator blow its top?
Large Coal Deposits.