Question the Answer.


Angryellow

 

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What do you get when you drag your dad all over the yard?

5 tons of popcorn salt and a mercury thermometer


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What do you need for that special weekend with your special someone?


Poison Ivy and Preparation H


 

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what do you need for that special weekend alone?

jelly beans and a wrench


 

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What did you get in your Easter basket last?



Hershey's Special OffWhite


 

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What's the worst paint color ever?

Black powder and Alcohol.


 

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How did you blow you paycheck?



Spaghetti-O's and Poptarts


 

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What am I going to the cupboard to try togeather right now!


a red pill and a blue pill


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What did you get from Cheech and Chong, man?



Please use other door


 

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What's the most confusing sign to be placed in the middle of a field?

Pieces of eight


 

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What do you call the crumbs from something you ate?


Spooning Tuning


 

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What do 2 gay piano tuners do when they cuddle?

Peanut butter and squid guts.


 

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How do you repair a flat screen LCD HDTV?



Crayons and toothpaste


 

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What did NAK never learn not to swallow?

Used condoms sorted alphabetically by partner.


 

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What have you been doing the past 3 minutes?



Long Range Sensors


 

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What did they forget to install on the Enterprise?



Green goop and blue cheese


Screw every one of you, and then your ovens. Marcian_Tobay

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You can't have freedom for free
-Rush-

 

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What you put in your hair and a type of salad dressing.



Space Apes


 

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What the next cereal to sweep the nation?


Pinapple flavored ink


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What is used in making Pen-yahcoladas?



Asparagus Bread


 

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What did i find in the fridge last week?

canteloupes and Star Wars


 

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What two items can you find horded in Vulcanite's cupboard?

chronic endocarditis


 

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Name two words you claim to have invented.



Spangle Glands


 

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Little known fact:What glands do you need in order to speak Spanish fluently?


tickles & tingles


Are you gonna bark all day, little doggie, or are you gonna bite?
Mr. Blonde 'Reservoir Dogs'

 

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That feeling you get when you know you like like someone.



Barbie Balloons


 

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What does NAK want on his birthday?


Mushroom soap


Screw every one of you, and then your ovens. Marcian_Tobay

You don't get something for nothing
You can't have freedom for free
-Rush-

 

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What does a stoner lose hours in the shower with?



Steam Couples