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Arc/Mission Name: Not so hot for Teacher
Arc ID: 134829
Morality: Heroic
Length: Medium
Description: Someone's taken a member of the *cough* Seamstresses Union hostage, and someone has to save her, will it be you?
3 missions
Mission 1: Rescue the girl
Mission 2: Rescue the boy
Mission 3: Defeat the EB and his custom group
Feedback is welcomed, nay encouraged -
Arc/Mission Name: Forgive us our Press Passes
Arc ID: 170941
Morality: Heroic
Length: Short
Description: Journalists sometimes make mistakes. Today the villain RoseHip made a big mistake by taking the staff of the Paragon Inquirer hostage. Will you rescue them?
Notes: This contains an EB at the end that I was able to solo with my shield/axe tanker.
Feedback is welcomed -
Time to finish off some arcs and not call them in so the bonus is doubled
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Yorkshire Rose, who began life in Paragon pre-launch, finally hit 50 on Saturday. Thanks to all who have teamed with her over the last 49 and a bit months.
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Which building did the masochist buy before finding out that it wasn't a spelling error?
Crystal Palace losing on Saturday -
What's the name of that pizza place going to be if Mr Ero purchases a 50% stake?
a slow boat ride to China -
Which job title was not mentioned in Ferris Bueller's Day Off?
a toothless budgie -
What do they call the head Spelunk?
Double sided sticky tape -
Which animal lives in your Gastro-Intestinal tract?
The Serengeti -
What's the name of the last person to rollerblade blindfolded on a tightrope wire over the grand canyon?
Genetically modified black bean soup -
What's the name of that new latin pudding that's the latest craze in Paragon?
Banana Thermidore -
What's the title of that new show from Fox about a redheaded stripper with a heart of gold and a mysterious albino with a mild limp and a squint in his right eye?
West of the Equator -
Which creature do most parents dream of strangling?
yellow submarine -
What's the only way to get a man to see a period romance flick?
3" to the left -
What's the most confusing sign to be placed in the middle of a field?
Pieces of eight -
What was the last position cut from the Karma Sutra?
The seven hills of Rome -
The last attempt at making a tongue twister prior to hitting on 'red leather, yellow leather'
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What constitutes a party in Alabama?
A severely vented spleen -
Name of a slightly nutty blacksploitation super hero team from the 70's
The northern edge of West Virginia -
What's the worst wrestler name you can think of?
A flying helmet, a feather duster and a stick of celery -
An unsafe way to transport asylum patients
Seventy six trombones -
What the teenage boy called out for when attending his first bikini contest
Thorny -
I was wondering what happened when I hit phase shift, walked past a longbow who didn't hit, then got one-shotted by Positron...