manipulon

Arc/Mission Name: Not so hot for Teacher
Arc ID: 134829
Morality: Heroic
Length: Medium
Description: Someone's taken a member of the *cough* Seamstresses Union hostage, and someone has to save her, will it be you?

3 missions
Mission 1: Rescue the girl
Mission 2: Rescue the boy
Mission 3: Defeat the EB and his custom group

Feedback is welcomed, nay encouraged

Arc/Mission Name: Forgive us our Press Passes
Arc ID: 170941
Morality: Heroic
Length: Short
Description: Journalists sometimes make mistakes. Today the villain RoseHip made a big mistake by taking the staff of the Paragon Inquirer hostage. Will you rescue them?

Notes: This contains an EB at the end that I was able to solo with my shield/axe tanker.

Feedback is welcomed

Time to finish off some arcs and not call them in so the bonus is doubled

Yorkshire Rose, who began life in Paragon pre-launch, finally hit 50 on Saturday. Thanks to all who have teamed with her over the last 49 and a bit months.

Which building did the masochist buy before finding out that it wasn't a spelling error?

Crystal Palace losing on Saturday

What's the name of that pizza place going to be if Mr Ero purchases a 50% stake?

a slow boat ride to China

Which job title was not mentioned in Ferris Bueller's Day Off?

a toothless budgie

What do they call the head Spelunk?

Double sided sticky tape

Which animal lives in your Gastro-Intestinal tract?

The Serengeti

What's the name of the last person to rollerblade blindfolded on a tightrope wire over the grand canyon?

Genetically modified black bean soup

What's the name of that new latin pudding that's the latest craze in Paragon?

Banana Thermidore

What's the title of that new show from Fox about a redheaded stripper with a heart of gold and a mysterious albino with a mild limp and a squint in his right eye?

West of the Equator

Which creature do most parents dream of strangling?

yellow submarine

What's the only way to get a man to see a period romance flick?

3" to the left

Goal

What's the most confusing sign to be placed in the middle of a field?

Pieces of eight

What was the last position cut from the Karma Sutra?

The seven hills of Rome

The last attempt at making a tongue twister prior to hitting on 'red leather, yellow leather'

5 - 2

What constitutes a party in Alabama?

A severely vented spleen

Name of a slightly nutty blacksploitation super hero team from the 70's

The northern edge of West Virginia

What's the worst wrestler name you can think of?

A flying helmet, a feather duster and a stick of celery

An unsafe way to transport asylum patients

Seventy six trombones

What the teenage boy called out for when attending his first bikini contest

Thorny

Very nice job

I was wondering what happened when I hit phase shift, walked past a longbow who didn't hit, then got one-shotted by Positron...