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  1. Arc/Mission Name: Not so hot for Teacher
    Arc ID: 134829
    Morality: Heroic
    Length: Medium
    Description: Someone's taken a member of the *cough* Seamstresses Union hostage, and someone has to save her, will it be you?

    3 missions
    Mission 1: Rescue the girl
    Mission 2: Rescue the boy
    Mission 3: Defeat the EB and his custom group

    Feedback is welcomed, nay encouraged
  2. Arc/Mission Name: Forgive us our Press Passes
    Arc ID: 170941
    Morality: Heroic
    Length: Short
    Description: Journalists sometimes make mistakes. Today the villain RoseHip made a big mistake by taking the staff of the Paragon Inquirer hostage. Will you rescue them?

    Notes: This contains an EB at the end that I was able to solo with my shield/axe tanker.

    Feedback is welcomed
  3. Time to finish off some arcs and not call them in so the bonus is doubled
  4. Yorkshire Rose, who began life in Paragon pre-launch, finally hit 50 on Saturday. Thanks to all who have teamed with her over the last 49 and a bit months.
  5. Which building did the masochist buy before finding out that it wasn't a spelling error?

    Crystal Palace losing on Saturday
  6. What's the name of that pizza place going to be if Mr Ero purchases a 50% stake?

    a slow boat ride to China
  7. Which job title was not mentioned in Ferris Bueller's Day Off?

    a toothless budgie
  8. What do they call the head Spelunk?

    Double sided sticky tape
  9. Which animal lives in your Gastro-Intestinal tract?

    The Serengeti
  10. What's the name of the last person to rollerblade blindfolded on a tightrope wire over the grand canyon?

    Genetically modified black bean soup
  11. What's the name of that new latin pudding that's the latest craze in Paragon?

    Banana Thermidore
  12. What's the title of that new show from Fox about a redheaded stripper with a heart of gold and a mysterious albino with a mild limp and a squint in his right eye?

    West of the Equator
  13. Which creature do most parents dream of strangling?

    yellow submarine
  14. What's the only way to get a man to see a period romance flick?

    3" to the left
  15. What's the most confusing sign to be placed in the middle of a field?

    Pieces of eight
  16. What was the last position cut from the Karma Sutra?

    The seven hills of Rome
  17. The last attempt at making a tongue twister prior to hitting on 'red leather, yellow leather'

    5 - 2
  18. What constitutes a party in Alabama?

    A severely vented spleen
  19. Name of a slightly nutty blacksploitation super hero team from the 70's

    The northern edge of West Virginia
  20. What's the worst wrestler name you can think of?

    A flying helmet, a feather duster and a stick of celery
  21. An unsafe way to transport asylum patients

    Seventy six trombones
  22. What the teenage boy called out for when attending his first bikini contest

    Thorny
  23. I was wondering what happened when I hit phase shift, walked past a longbow who didn't hit, then got one-shotted by Positron...