The Jenkins Conspiracy


13th_Stranger

 

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Yes there were posters who had some of the old stories and reposted some with credit some without. It was an important piece of CoV beta Since Jenkins the Arachnos guy is rumored to be something the devs gave the community from our posts. But Jenkins is far from an obscure name in the CoX world.


 

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Hey, anyone here about the recent Cheetos-related attack? Maybe Malta and Jenkins were involved. Anway, with all the new enemy and even hero groups out now, there could be new Jenkins posts maybe?


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Do you know nothing? The Jenkis posts are everywhere. Thinking that there's only this many...that's just what they want you to believe!


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Its not called a Conspiracy for nothin!


 

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Hey, I been in this thing for as long as any of you, don't tell me how Jenkins works. Anyway, where's all these so-called "new Jenkins posts?"


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Here's a quick one:

*KRONOS thunders out from behind the trees, his heavy feet shaking everything in sight, as he slowly approaches and looms over Jenkins*

Sapper: "...And here's the metal polish and a rag."

Jenkins: "Yeah. I quit. Polish your own robot."


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Well, looks like my annual checkup came just in time. I hadn't noticed, but this thread hasn't been stickied yet. I think we need to fix that. I mean, if the "Gone to the Americans" thread could get a sticky, so can Jenkins. Also, I got a new story for you guys:

Jenkins: Wow! I can't believe I got invited to Manticore and Sister Psyche's wedding! And I haven't been horribly maimed in months. Things are really looking up for me. Maybe I'll join Longbow. Wait, this invitation looks funny. Did the Freedom Phalanx always have a spider as its emblem?

(the usual lines take place, we've all likely seen them, heroes get ready to pummel the villains)

Jenkins: Oh, Lord Recluse snuck us in with these invites, that makes much more sense. Well, so much for my record, time to set the horrible maiming counter back to zero. Maybe I could try running away. The portal's locked. Oh, bloody hell.


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The conspiracy continues with Issue 14, in which a certain Minister of Awesome makes a story arc about Jenkins. Play it! (for more info on finding it, click the first link in my sig)


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I was thinking about doing a Jenkins arc, too. It's just too good of an opportunity to pass up. Maybe they could put Jenkins in i14 as a usable contact or character, and you can get the "Hired Jenkins" badge from putting him into an architect mission!


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I was thinking about doing a Jenkins arc, too. It's just too good of an opportunity to pass up. Maybe they could put Jenkins in i14 as a usable contact or character, and you can get the "Hired Jenkins" badge from putting him into an architect mission!

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Well, my arc has you literally hiring Jenkins. The souveneir being his letter of resignation.


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I don't suppose you have an arc ID number for that mission, do you?


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