Lulipop

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There's a reason why the market is the way it is. No one's buying a PVP IO for 2.6 bil/3.0 Bil? Yeah. Wonder why. Put it in Auction and see it go for 2 bil even in less than 1 min's time span. Why? Because that little extra is ducking lulzworthy on a scale that can't be measured.

No to raising the bar.

I vote myself to be the new PVP Dev. Or in the least a Mod.

I'd make a great candidate for this due to my extensive awesomeness with PVP in general. Dynamics and number crunching? No problem, I'll just give all zones a buff with 99% increase of every power setting. This way all archetypes stand on even ground, a defender could - with good play style- off a tank or brute. A petless MM could - on theory - demolish everything on the map. I'd take out or reduce all the mobs (to 1% across the scale), and take away suppression of every kind. PVP zone would be who has the best build (to a point) and who could maximize everything to give them an edge. Not an incarnate? Lulz. Then don't fight incarnates, or don't whine to me about other players going through the hardships to become greater than you. Level issues? Lulz. I'd open all PVP zones to all levels and make all PVP zones a player for all (unless teamed) mechanic. You want to try your luck at level 1 in a pvp zone against an IO'd/ATO'd PVP Built level 50+4? K. Be my guest. Don't whine when you get curb stomped by brawl after one hit.

This is my Official candidacy for the office of PVP Queen.

You know you want me there.

Vote now!

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The new word is Fonaghleim, everyone from this point on must use it to declare they have created a new character. Why? Cause woman logic is the best logic. ''Toon'' is dated, so now it's all about the Fonaghleim.

Padame Taco ftw.

ITF Glitch? Simple.

Pull down the main bosses pants, or melt off his armor. He gets totally embarrassed and then leaves, muttering to himself about how humiliating this was and that he had never faced off against such a childish group. Possibly muttered something about pink heart boxers are manly as well, or that silk doesn't chafe.

This was the most difficult picture I've ever done, non-commissioned wise. I put a lot of effort into it, and even signed it. Hope you like it

^ Just to name a few.

With the Chinese armor all I can think of is Dynasty Warriors.

LU BU IS FINALLY COMING TO CITY OF HEROES!

Zhen Ji as well! Flute/Pike melee weapons plz.

I will do the unthinkable, the truly despicable (to other bidders), and diabolical in the means of sealing this name trade deal.

I will raise my bid to one set of creatable fairy wings WITH the pieces and inf to make it. That's right. Fairy wings, just for you.

Would have to be:

Thugs/Bots (Maxed out pets)

Thugs/Demons (For Lulz)

Thugs/Thugs (If somehow this would happen it would be a Full League of 50+4 Thug/Thug Mahem)

I'll put my bid.

1 level 1 Dmg Resis Training Enhancement. It can be combined twice to make it 1 ++ and maximizes your toon. Trust me, it's the best offer you've got on the table.

Guys stop messing with King.

I for one enjoy this artistic art of trolling on these forums, he makes me proud.

I called it from the start

Statesman = Jack Emmert; Extremely arrogant, Acted gawdly

Positron = Matt Miller; Was like a sidekick until Jack left and he took over. Present day: Arrogant, Boosts Positron as gawdly (now that his rival is gone), will make the game soon in Posi's image.

Synapse = Sean; Cool, calm, doesn't really hype up his character.

What can we learn from this? Jack and Matt have (at some time) had a falling out. You can see his enjoyment, the way his eyes light up. He talks as if his character is the pimp daddy over all, he likes the pseudo-empowerment. Especially when he's like '' It's all about the players playing with the Lore characters, like POSITRON! OMFAWG did you see Positron? Oh snap look it's Positron again! Wait, Statesman? Yea, cool. Ahuh-uh. Bye Statesman. LOOK AT MY POSITRON! ''

+1 for misconstrued appearances. The age of Aquarius move over, Tim Tebow take a backseat, it's the Posi-Ride now. Keep all hands and feet away from the radiation at all times plz.

Want more players? It's really simple.

Add in more objects of desire to returning players that you want to stay, entice other players of MMO's desiring something new, and to catch the attention of players that have heard of COX but hadn't really taken the time to pick up info on it.

How?

For one, and foremost: FEMALE PETS. Also MM Customization.
Sybil costumes.
More, BIGGER, titan weapons.
Also fix Bases (PVP style raids) and PVP in general



Word of mouth WILL prevail, trust me.

I wouldn't mind an inky swamp thing type of pet to summon.

Or tentacle type monster, like ghost widows perv'd out feel you up S&M worm things. Or a set like that involving her type powers would be pretty cool.

When you looked up at Atlas when he walked by you didn't say '' My that's a big man.. '', you didn't comment on his spandex '' Wow that's mighty tight..'', nor did you first lay eyes on his massive pecs going '' He could crush King Kong with his chest! '' No, as ladies (especially us) and even as guys I'm sure the first thing gazed upon in awe was a package of unnaturalness that captured our imagination.

Let it stay Devs, let it stay.