LiquidX

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And the Banished Pantheon once again get no love

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That's because the Banished Pantheon suck. The sooner you realise that, the sooner you can sleep better at night.

To be honest (And this is just a guess), I figure Dual Blades were actually intended to be for villains, but they decided to give 'em to Heroes too just to pre-emptively stop would be the inevitable cries of "ZOMG! WHY DO VILLAINS GET <Insert powerset name here> AND WE DON'T?!? THE DEV'S ARE DISCRIMINATING AGAINST HEROES! WHY ARN'T THEY MORE LIKE THAT SEXY LIQUIDX, WHO HATES EVERYBODY EQUALLY, AND IS VERY SEXY. IN FACT, HOW CAN HE BE SEXIER THEN SEXYJAY?! I DEMAND A RECOUNT! WHY WON'T ANYBODY THINKG OF THE CHILDREN???????????!!!!!!!!11111misskittywilleataf ordtoyota11111"

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Holy retcons Batman! The devs are taking this to the extreme!

What I want to know is how Jimmy Dortz died. He's mentioned in the fallen article, but gave testimony in the Brickstown section. These events are printed in the same article...what's going on?

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Isn't it obvious?

Statesboy Prime punched the universe so hard it caused a wizard to manifest a woman in a refrigerator, thus triggering infinate crises on infinate earths with infinate criseses, and a civil war.

Farewell, Arctic Sun. I'll leave a light on for you.

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Hmm, don't think we've ever seen a pic of _Castle_...

<edited due to massive brain fartage>

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And if I can at all help it, you never will! Muahaha!

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Thanks to my secret sources inside cryptic (Who shall only go by their codenames of "Not Ex Libris" and "Front Street Fighter") I have obtained special footage taken of _Castle_ from a panel he gave on Game Design at a convention.

Behold, the true face of _Castle_!

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Ahhhh, I'm blinded!!


Ex, you evil, evil lady! How dare you post a pic of Jay on here! That's considered pr0n in most modern countries!

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In celebration of next wednesday being National Talk Like a Pirate Day, Jay has whipped up some new costume concepts.

What do y'all think?

Ex

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I think that picture should be Rated ARGH!

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*Rimshot*

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Ahhhh, I'm blinded!!


Ex, you evil, evil lady! How dare you post a pic of Jay on here! That's considered pr0n in most modern countries!

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In celebration of next wednesday being National Talk Like a Pirate Day, Jay has whipped up some new costume concepts.

What do y'all think?

Ex

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He needs a can of spinach, and the arm with the anchor tattoo should be the size of a watermelon.

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I tried. I really did but I just can’t make it without my weekly fix of the City Scoop. How about we all make our own version and call it the Mock-Scoop? I’ll even get the ball rolling by doing...

Advice From The X (Not!)
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LiquidX won’t be doing a column this week because, unlike most of our readers, he has a life and is far too busy to answer your silly questions. Please insert your own obscure cultural reference here to make yourself feel cool and superior to all those who don’t know what the hell you are talking about. Toads!
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Heh, that actually helped. Please feel free to do your own parody of your favorite or least favorite section.

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Bah! That was nothing like what I would have done for my column!

I mean, there was no link to a Rick Astley video ANYWHERE!

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Okay okay okay enough joking- do you know if they need our help Lighthouse??

Anything we can do as a community to help the City Scoop staff we will be there to help!!

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I cannot confirm nor deny that I cannot confirm nor deny that we may or may not require help or assistance.

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*Earth calling Moonbase. Come in Moobase*

*Have you spotted the Fifth Column? Over?*

*Earth calling Moonbase. Come in Moonbase...*

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"This is Major Tom to ground control.
Im stepping through the door
And Im floating in a most peculiar way
And the stars look very different today...

For here...
Am I sitting in a tin can
Far above the world
Planet earth is blue
And theres nothing I can do.

Though Im past one hundred thousand miles
Im feeling very still.
And I think my spaceship knows which way to go
Tell me wife I love her very much. (She knows)."

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It should be an action packed Henderson reunion, where of course there will be much brick, wheat, sheep, ore, and wood throwing.

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I have some bannisters you can slide down, if you all decide you need to have a good old fashioned slow motion John Woo style gunfight.

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this isn't exactly an unbiased, player representive publication; more like a clique pub.

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Hey, I'll have you know I'm *very* unbiased. I hate everybody equally.

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1: Read
2: Digest
3: ?????
4: PROFIT!

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Fixed that for you.

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Edit to add - I also require the exact lagitude/longitude and time of birth. I mean, how can I know what questions to ask without that vital info? If you want to get really in-depth, I'll require the players' lagitude/longitude of birth and time of birth too.



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And I require a jug of Moonshine and a subscription to PlayHeroine.

Get to it! Chop Chop!

That's pretty neat.

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Hey, you guys gonna do this for I11? I wouldn't mind getting to play on occaison during the school year...

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Probably, although, like most things in life, there are no guarantees

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In fact, thats the only Guarantee in life.

*Thinks about it for a moment*

OH GOD MY BRAIN! *Collapses into a fetal position*

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Admittedly, if I was picking a number out of my butt, I would have gone with level 20. High enough to encompass some real mass of characters, low enough to be a reasonably easy hurdle to get to.

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Personally, that's what I would have gone for too.

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Douglas Shuler

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artist of the original Serra Angel, I love his work.

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Wait... he was the guy who drew the original Serra Angel?

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I'm not too worried about the spoilers. I do realize it's an issue for a few people, but there have been a lot of "teases" about that particular element over the last few weeks, and it will soon be fairly common knowledge. (And I do apologize if I ruin the surprise for anyone, as I can be touchy about that kind of thing, but I don't think we can easily put a "spoiler!" warning over the image. I'll mull it over.)

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It can't be much of a spoiler when the image of him is already plastered all over the cover of comic issue 20.

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Reports have come in from around the world...San Jose, Orange County, Santa Monica, Brighton...

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I wasn't aware California constituted most of the world.

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Got an Enigma Prize in my pocket for anyone who figures out my logic.

cheers,
JS

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There is a Santa Monica located in the Phillipines, an Orange County in several different states, a San Jose in several different countries including Costa Rica and Argentina, and a Brighton in England (As well as Australia, Canada, and New Zealand).

Just a reminder that I am always accepting questions, folks.

Hold one in Kentucky, and then I'll be happy to attend.

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The Scoop, in what I imagine as an all LiquidX format, would most likely be unprintable here due to the rating system in place. On the plus side, no worries, right.

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Using my new super cool computer program that I use to expertly calculate your fortunes, I will now take over Athyna's job. Thus, I present Heroscopes: Super LiquidX Hyper Third Strike Mark of the Wolf to the X-TREME! edition.

Controller – With the cow jumping over the moon in the third trimester, you will give LiquidX ten dollars.

Defender – Thanks to an alien prince gathering up all the bulls on earth, Saggitarius has been restored. You will give LiquidX ten dollars.

Scrapper – Col. Mustard took out Uranus in the observitory with the Candlestick. You will give LiquidX ten dollars.

Blaster – Hey, come along and join the fun. It's a time for Fairytales. Magical Kingdoms in the sun. Come along, come along. You will give LiquidX ten dollars.

Tanker - A wizard did it. You will give LiquidX ten dollars.

Peacebringer – Children of the Sun, see your time has just begun, searching for your way through Adventures every day. Every day and night with the condor in flight, with all your friends in tow we search for the Cities of Gold. So spread the wealth and give LiquidX ten dollars.

Warshade – Oh my god! Angela did it, and she was really a MAN!

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See, the obvious (And best) solution is for the City Scoop to go with an all LiquidX format.



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Not sure what that means.. is there an example or definition of what you mean?

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*Points to his name*

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*notes that for the period of this conversation, i'm blind..*

throw me a bone, please you mean the forum cartel bit?

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My name is LiquidX. An All LiquidX format would be nothing but articles about me.

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See, the obvious (And best) solution is for the City Scoop to go with an all LiquidX format.



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Not sure what that means.. is there an example or definition of what you mean?

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*Points to his name*