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Also, I'd love to see a "Tonfa" powerset. Also, a "Straight to the moon" powerset.
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Quote:It's for the best, really, as trips down dark alleys usually end in traumatic experiences that causes people to name themselves after animals, undergo intense training, and become humorless avengers of the night bringing vigilante justice on the criminal underworld.Commander, I am a cold-hearted libertarian with no soul. As a result, I believe that everyone's virtual safety is their own responsibility. If they don't know how to protect themselves when they go down a dark alley, then they shouldn't go down a dark alley.
And believe me when I say this, PU is a dark alley.
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Did you hear that Nintendo and Apple are working on a new console? It's called the "iWii".
After that, Apple plans on working with Phillips on a new CDI machine. It'll be called the "iPoo". -
I thought about getting on STO and creating a character named "Harrison Fjord", who would cruise around in the Aluminum Falcon. Y'know, just really [censored] off both sets of fanboys.
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DEAR DEVS,
I AM MAKING THIS CONTACT WITH PROFOUND INTEREST, HAVING CONSIDERED YOU HIGHLY REPUTABLE AND CAPABLE OF ASSISTANCE TO MY UNDERSTATED BUSINESS PROPOSAL AFTER GOING THROUGH A BRIEF PROFILE OF YOUR COMPANY HERE IN THE ARACHNOS INTERNATIONAL TRADE AFFAIRS COMMISSION.
I AM LORD DARKITY DARKDARK VON DARKINGTON THE III FROM THE ARACHNOS REPUBLIC OF CONGO ZAIRE, SON OF LATE LAURENT EMO DARKITY DARKDARK VON DARKINGTON THE II, THE FORMER PRESIDENT AND COMMANDER IN CHIEF OF THE ARMED FORCES ARACHNOS REPUBLIC OF CONGO ZAIRE. PRESENTLY TAKING REFUGE HERE IN PRAETORIA AFTER THE SUDDEN DEMISE OF MY FATHER, FOLLOWING HIS ASSASINATION BY HIS PERSONAL BODY GUARD ON THE 16TH JANUARY 2001. I REFER YOU TO THE PARAGON TIMES COVER STORY OF THE 12TH OF FEBRUARY.
ON TRUST AND IN UTMOST CONFIDENCE, I AM ESTABLISHING THIS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU IN BENEVOLENT SPIRIT AS TO ENHANCE IMMEDIATE RESOLUTION TO AN OPPORTUNITY RIGHTLY AT HAND. IN A CLOSE DOOR MEETING HELD WITH MY FATHER BEFORE HIS SUDDEN DEATH, HE DISCLOSED TO ME CERTAIN FACTS AND SECRETS ABOUT HIMSELF AND THAT OF MY STEP-BROTHER GENERAL GREY VON ALMOSTASDARKITYDARK DARK VON DARKINGTON the III 1/2 (I MEAN THE PRESENT PRESIDENT OF MY COUNTRY). CERTAIN DOCUMENTS WAS GIVEN TO ME THAT DAY BY MY FATHER REGARDING 1000KG OF TECH SALVAGE WHICH HE DEPOSITED IN A PRIVATE VAULT OF A SECURITY FIRM HERE IN ARACHNOS REPUBLIC. IN ADDITION, $168 MILLION INFLUENCE DOLLARS CASH IN TWO TRUNK BOXES ALSO IN THE VAULT. THE $168 MILLION INFLUENCE WAS TO BE USED TO WORK ON LEADERS OF THE SHADOW SHARD COMMUNITY, ENHANCING HIS FULL SUPPORT IN POWER. BUT THIS AIM WAS NOT ACHIEVED BEFORE HIS DEATH.
THE ISSUE OF THIS INFLUENCE AND THE SALVAGE HAS BEEN A SECRET BETWEEN MY FATHER AND I UNTILL HE DIED. THEREFORE, I AM TAKING THIS AS AN OPPORTUNITY TO ENRICH AND EQUIP MYSELF TO FACE MY SECRET AMBITION. AS NOBODY CAN CONVINCE ME THAT MY STEP-BROTHER (GREY) IS NOT BEHIND THE DEATH OF MY FATHER.
I HAVE SINCE BEEN IN THIS TOWN IN PURSUANCE OF THE CLEARANCE OF THIS CONSIGNMENT AND I AM SO FAR ABLE TO CLEARIFY/CERTIFY ALL PAPERS WITH THE SECURITY COMPANY (WHERE THE CONSIGNMENT IS BEING KEPT IN A PRIVATE VAULT). I HAVE INSPECTED THE BOX BUT COULD NOT OPEN IT DUE TO SECURITY REASONS. BECAUSE MY FATHER DID NOT DECLARE THE CONTENT AS MONEY BUT PERSONAL EFFECTS.
ALL I NEED NOW IS A RELIABLE FOREIGN PARTNER WITH WHOM I CAN CLEAR AND TRANSFER THIS MONEY ABROAD. I HAVE AGREED TO GIVE A REASONABLE PERCENTAGE OF THE TOTAL VALUE OF THIS CONSIGNMENT AS YOUR SHARE. YOU MAY ASK IF I DON'T HAVE INTERNATIONAL CONTACTS TO ASSIST ME ON THIS ISSUE. THE ANSWER IS YES, BUT I HAVE AN AMBITION RIGHT NOW AND WANT TO LIVE IN DISGUISE UNTILL MY AMBITION IS FULFILLED.
I EXPECT YOUR KIND URGENT RESPONSE BY PHONE OR EMAIL: iam@notfreakshowscammer.org OR 1-444-867-5309 TO ENABLE ME FURNISH YOU WITH MORE DETAILS ON THIS BUSINESS.
THANKS IN ANTICIPATION.
SINCERELY,
LORD DARKITY DARKDARK VON DARKINGTON THE III
NB: I SHALL COUNT ON YOUR INDULGENCE TO PLEASE KEEP THIS INFORMATION VERY SECRET & CONFIDENTIAL. AND PLEASE, YOU SHOULD HENCEFORTH ADDRESS ME AS MR. NOTPOSITRON. THAT IS THE NAME I AM NOW USING FOR SECURITY REASONS. -
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I'm consistently dissapointed that we have a time travel zone, and yet no Time Travel based villian group, with things like Cowboys riding dinosaurs, Cybernetically enhanced Cavemen brutes, Cyborg Ninjas, and a Giant Monster thats a T-Rex turned into a mobile gun platform of death.
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Quote:Amen to that. It makes sense that you'd eventually get to the point where you were nuking cars left and right.When Mayhem Missions were first introduced, they came with a bug that prevented the environmental objects from leveling up with you. At one point the Dev's were going to fix it, but found it was way more fun to tear through everything around you. As I tend to agree, I'm glad they left it as is.
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Quote:No no no. Your doing it all wrong. First you need to tell him that you don't have to do what he says because he's not your REAL mom, accuse him of also only marrying your dad for his money, and that you wanna move in with your REAL mom.You just don't understannnnnd meeeeeeeeeeeee! *runs to room crying*
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*peeks out*
Did anyone buy that?
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Quote:She WAS planning on taking the game to Pismo beach, but sadly she took a wrong turn at Albuquerque.i dont know..i personally would like to hear from war witch about some of the bigger issues in the game that have been shelved and half ***** by other devs for the last 2 years and see where shes planning/taking this game past gr/issue 17 as she has this new postition.
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Quote:Let's put it this way. This is like if you went to an ice cream shop that was offering Free Triple Scooped waffle cones for loyal customers, and then loudly complained to your fellow customers that the only flavors you could pick from were Vanilla and Chocolate.I do however love how gamers such as most of you handly yourselfs on threads like this to fight for something you believe in such as this game in hand. I just don't why it was so hard for you to see that I was asking for just alittle bit more that most of you had said, if I wanted more I should go to another game where there is more. And I have, Guild Wars all the way for me, thank you all for the comments...
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Today, I discovered that Dual Pistols with Laser Sights + Ninja Run + Pistols drawn while moving and jumping = AWESOME.
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Quote:Unless he's PRISM, the worlds first sentient computer, who's currently living the belief that he's a real human until awaked to test out the merits of the plan for Renewed National Purpose, then I'd say he IS handling disappointment in real life.Boo hoo hoo.
I would hate to see how you handle disappointment in real life, where it has an actual impact on you.
Granted, it's diappointment for something really stupid, but still real life disappointment nonetheless. -
I second the addition of Dual Clubs. That way my villain can club twice as many baby seals in an hour!
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It's no different then WoW's collectors edition pets, which also do nothing. And have to be summoned.
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Theres a good reason for this: Villains post on those other forum sections. And as everyone knows, the Dev's hate Villains.
So really, it's all the fault of the villains.
And communists. Damn dirty commies. -
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It's because the Vahzilok are currently in an arms race with the Banished Pantheon of Romero Heights.