...so they were REALLY selling arms? 
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Wait? what?
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Originally Posted by Heartbreaker
I just did an Atlas Park Safeguard with my newest DP blaster, and got the Weapons Deal side mission. I go in to find a warehous full of Skulls, but right in the middle of it, are a pair of Hellions, making an arms deal with TWO EMBALMED CADAVERS!!!
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Doom/Batman in 2012
The Resistance has boobs too, and better hair!
The Resistance has boobs too, and better hair!
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The Hellions were apparently trying to get a leg-up on the Skulls by buying arms from the Vazhlok!|
Originally Posted by Daimyo_Shi
Wait? what?
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I can't wait to hear what temp power was in the glowie!
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Sounds like they had a head-start on the heroes of Paragon. We'd better get those arms back! Just have to find sufficient evidence to finger the perp. It'll be a footrace in the quest to stop these guys! But we're going to have to make sure we toe the line of crimefighting, otherwise we might get some lip, and that could be a hairy situation. My point is, we need to keep an eye on the situation before torso elbow earlobe.
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Originally Posted by The_Alt_oholic
The Hellions were apparently trying to get a leg-up on the Skulls by buying arms from the Vazhlok!
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"You don't lose levels. You don't have equipment to wear out, repair, or lose, or that anyone can steal from you. About the only thing lighter than debt they could do is have an NPC walk by, point and laugh before you can go to the hospital or base." -Memphis_Bill
We will honor the past, and fight to the last, it will be a good way to die...
Clearly the Vahzilok were just trying to save face.
NGG! Can't believe I missed that one. I sure put my foot in it!
"You don't lose levels. You don't have equipment to wear out, repair, or lose, or that anyone can steal from you. About the only thing lighter than debt they could do is have an NPC walk by, point and laugh before you can go to the hospital or base." -Memphis_Bill
We will honor the past, and fight to the last, it will be a good way to die...
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Don't worry about it. Keep your chin up!
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Originally Posted by DarkGob
NGG! Can't believe I missed that one. I sure put my foot in it!
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I was waiting 'till people got a few more good RIBs in! |
Originally Posted by Golden Girl
No use of the phrase "side splititng" yet?
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Ya know, the part that really threw me was it was JUST the two embalmed, no other Vazh around to mind them...
Unfortuanatlry my trigger finger was too itchy, and I wasted them all before what I'd seen fully registered in my mind.
Oh, and for the record, it was 6 Web Grenades. I frackin hate Web Grenade...
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Ah, zombies. Always using their heads and putting their best feet forward. <3|
Originally Posted by Primal
Clearly the Vahzilok were just trying to save face.
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They've got a good eye for bargains, too, but they're notorious for trying to get five finger discounts.
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I gotta give you a hand for that one. You pulled it off really well.
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Originally Posted by Luminara
Ah, zombies. Always using their heads and putting their best feet forward. <3
<edit> They've got a good eye for bargains, too, but they're notorious for trying to get five finger discounts. </edit> |
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If he pulled off your hand, then you couldn't really give it to him, could you?
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Originally Posted by Primal
I gotta give you a hand for that one. You pulled it off really well.
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There I was between a rock and a hard place. Then I thought, "What am I doing on this side of the rock?"
It's because the Vahzilok are currently in an arms race with the Banished Pantheon of Romero Heights.
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Hellion: I'm telling you, we got the best weapons on the street. $25,000 for the lot of them. I won't go lower.|
Originally Posted by Heartbreaker
Ya know, the part that really threw me was it was JUST the two embalmed, no other Vazh around to mind them...
Unfortuanatlry my trigger finger was too itchy, and I wasted them all before what I'd seen fully registered in my mind. Oh, and for the record, it was 6 Web Grenades. I frackin hate Web Grenade... |
Embalmed Cadaver: Hurrrrr....
Hellion: Okay, $20,000 then. But that's my final offer. I swear I'm burning my own face off with this deal!
Embalmed Cadaver: Hurrr....
Hellion: Dang you guys drive a hard bargain. $17,000 then. And I'll throw in a used copy of "Purse Snatching for Dummies". I... uh... don't need it anymore. On account of I've mastered the art. Yeah, that's it. I have purse snatching down cold.
Embalmed Cadaver: Hurrr....
Hellion: Okay, okay! $12,000, and I throw in the book, and my spare skull mask! Because seriously, you gotta do something about that face of yours, it's almost like you're made up of three completely different people....
Embalmed Cadaver: Hurrr....
Hellion: Oh, come on! I feel like I'm the only one trying to negotiate here! Okay, $9,000 then, and I throw in the book, the mask, and a spare leather jacket...
my lil RWZ Challenge vid
*headshots everyone in the thread*
Did I do it right? >_>
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I just put my shoulder to the wheel and nose to the grindstone, and used my brain. All said tongue in cheek, of course.
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Originally Posted by Primal
I gotta give you a hand for that one. You pulled it off really well.
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Nah, the BP are out of the race due to mismanagement. They really lost their ***.|
Originally Posted by LiquidX
It's because the Vahzilok are currently in an arms race with the Banished Pantheon of Romero Heights.
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Damn censor. I oughta give it a piece of my mind.
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Really put your back into it, huh?
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Originally Posted by Luminara
I just put my shoulder to the wheel and nose to the grindstone, and used my brain. All said tongue in cheek, of course.
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This thread is breaking my heart.
"You don't lose levels. You don't have equipment to wear out, repair, or lose, or that anyone can steal from you. About the only thing lighter than debt they could do is have an NPC walk by, point and laugh before you can go to the hospital or base." -Memphis_Bill
We will honor the past, and fight to the last, it will be a good way to die...
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You must wear it on your sleeve?
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Originally Posted by DarkGob
This thread is breaking my heart.
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my lil RWZ Challenge vid
I was wearing it on my sleeve until the Vahzilok took my arm!
"You don't lose levels. You don't have equipment to wear out, repair, or lose, or that anyone can steal from you. About the only thing lighter than debt they could do is have an NPC walk by, point and laugh before you can go to the hospital or base." -Memphis_Bill
We will honor the past, and fight to the last, it will be a good way to die...
That cadaver was putting his *** on the line!
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Originally Posted by Forbin_Project
I was thrilled with the Science pack cuz I finally got payback on the creepy guy that kept trying to ERP with my tween heroine, by hitting the costume change and turning into a 10' tall monstrous escaped prisoner and telling him, "You gots a real purty mouf, now bendover and squeal like a pig fo yo daddy, cuz you my little puppy now!" Haven't seen him since.
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Nothing that would break a tooth or chip a nail, but I didn't knuckle under when the pressure was on. I toe the line in joint ventures like this!
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Originally Posted by Primal
Really put your back into it, huh?
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I just did an Atlas Park Safeguard with my newest DP blaster, and got the Weapons Deal side mission. I go in to find a warehous full of Skulls, but right in the middle of it, are a pair of Hellions, making an arms deal with TWO EMBALMED CADAVERS!!!