LaserJesus

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I need a "Conan The Cimmerian" themed hospital...

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I like to imagine your doctor will have a huge flowing beard and say "BY CROM, YOUR TUMOR IS BENIGN!" and then slay a thousand soldiers.

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Are we talking about LaserCthulhu?

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Sorry, just needed to fix that.

*goes back to his home server*

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Well, that's just terrific. Way to go, man. You just doomed us all to unimaginable horrors.

I hope you are satisfied.

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You bet your Cthulhu fhtagn I'm satisfied.

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You take your Dev's Choice arc and go back to the hellhole server from whence ye came, vile beast!

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I really do have a lot of fun.

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He really does.

Oh man, I hope you do a run through of Rise of the Drakule or Return of the Revenge of the Son of Drakule Part 2: First Blood as a silent movie. As pseudo parodies of B Horror movies, I'd love to see them as silent horror movies a la Nosferatu.

If you do run through those, however, make sure to bring something that can solo Elite Bosses.

If it hasn't happened in the last 5 years, this wouldn't do it.

If there is a god, I like to think he's saving it all up for when I die of natural causes, and then will have an epic asskicking waiting for me in the afterlife.

Happy birthday Smoke!

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Am I the only one who thinks weird things when they read the title of this thread?

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*gets naked*

*puts on lipstick*

Would you [censored] me?

I'D [censored] me.

*dances in front of camera with it tucked back*




Oh, and Judads, I DID say it was a laser noose.

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It's still got 8 hours. I only started it an hour ago.

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Damn. I guess I'll have to eat my own legs then.

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Guilt.

You're funny.

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I know, I know.

That's just what I'm going to tell everyone what happened when they find your headless corpse next to a tree!

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It'll be ready when it's done!


Wait, are we talking about my pot roast?

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Hurry it up, I'm hungry.

Enjoy your ill gotten gains while they last. Later on you'll be overcome with guilt and hang yourself with a laser noose!

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Doing Penelope Yin's arc today reminded me of this old problem I've had with the Lost. How the hell is it that they go from huge musclebound gorilla looking things, complete with tusks, to the spindly, mouthless Rikti? Sure, the Rikti are quite tall, but none of them have any real muscle mass, except maybe Hro'Dtohz and U'Kon Grai.

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That's not what worries me. What worries me is the LaserSanhedrin. Those dudes have no sense of humor whatsoever. They don't play.

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lolz we're smrt...

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inorite

LaserPontiusPilate's totally going to wash his hands of this conversation now.

[censored] that [censored] *takes stuffs*

As for the 2nd mission, the idea was that she purposely let herself be seen to lure you into a trap. As for how they knew it was you specifically, Wyvern would have figured out who had stopped the family attack. You're right though, about there not being enough clues and such to bridge it. I've got room for text additions, so I'll add some clues and fix the spelling errors you pointed out. It drives me insane when those slip by me.

As for the last mission, the burning Arachnos maps have little to play with. Only 1 boss spawn location and 2 battle locations. I originally did have a battle in there, but it would show up almost right next to Liberty's Son, meaning that he would usually start fighting the Arachnos soldiers, killing them very quickly, leaving a huge amount of allies to help him fight you.

Someone else also suggested that the 4th mission was too mundane, originally I had the Freedom Militia standard bosses in there as optional fights, but they usually ended up spawning right in the middle of the hallway, defeating the purpose of them being optional. I suppose with 2 people having the same complaint about that mission, I could put them back in to spice things up.

EDIT: I just remembered why there's no ambush after you defeat Ice Queen as I just went to go add an ambush. You can't add an ambush on completion of an objective if it also spawns other objectives. It gives an error message of "There is more than one ambush related to bla bla bla". I could have a mid fight ambush, though.

I just wish I could get the 3rd year badge. Damn computer frying on me and my lack of funds to replace it.

I need Saga of Lunaruu. Literally the last TF to do on my badger.

I need Faathim on my main, so I would be down for that. If we do decide on that, I'll be in with a level 50 scrapper.

This would be better posted in the MA Story and Lore discussion forum. People usually go there to find threads about story arcs.

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AOE knockback powers fling targets in all directions.

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This one isn't really a myth. If they're used intelligently, they don't fling enemies all over the place. If they're not used intelligently, they absolutely DO spread targets all over.

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The myth isn't that knockback can cause a ton of chaos, it's that a targeted AoE knockback will send everyone away from the point of impact. What actually happens with every single knockback power is that the enemies will be sent directly away from the caster.

EDIT: I noticed someone asked about stealth's defense suppressing when you attack. It partially suppresses, the defense drops to about half. I run stealth constantly on my SR scrapper who has his defenses monitored constantly, and my stealth drops from 3.75 to 1.38 when I attack.

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According to Pohsyb in beta, it's the sum of the lengths of the maps, plus a little extra if you have a defeat all. It's an imperfect metric, but it's not a bad ballpark.

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The problem with this is that all Unique maps are considered to be very large, no matter if it's Atlas Park or The Midnight Club.

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Yep. My arc that uses the Dance Club and Infernal's Lair was listed as Long for the longest time, but now it says Medium. I think they might have changed how the formula works. But still, Infernal's lair is tiny compared to a lot of Oranbega maps, and the Dance Club is one of the smallest maps you could ever hope to see. Not sure how that makes it Long. Hell, Medium is pushing it.

I've got one on my humor arc that said "Your recurring EB doesn't add anything to the story."

Considering that the story was all for the sake of humor, and the EB's dialogue is more or less all comedy, I'd say it added to the story. Whether or not they found it funny is another matter.

Well, I've submitted all of my arcs to the site (though I think I may have accidentally left Rise of the Drakule's number of missions at 1. It should be 2.)

As soon as they are added to the site, feel free to go ahead and review them. For the 2 Drakule arcs, I suggest a strong solo AT if you're going to solo. Doesn't matter what, just as long as they're capable of taking down EBs solo, because they're going to need to. I also suggest something high level.

Most ATs should be able to handle Fighting Freedom. Some of them may need to run on heroic however.

No no no no no a thousand times no. While it could be used well, something tells me that most of the time it wont. I've seen maybe 2 cutscenes in the canon content that didn't annoy the piss out of me.

Oh man, I remember that "RANGE IS DEFENSE" bull. I think I was like the only scrapper in that thread saying that blasters needed help.