Ironik

Are they about 45 years old and from Ohio? Might be the same two.

I can't tell if those are your second cousins or not. I tend to think not, which makes them legal.

Seven of George Foreman's 10 kids are named George. The boys are all George, while the daughters are Georgetta and Freeda-George.

Some guy back in the 90s named all his kids -- even the daughters -- John.

While I admire African-Americans' ability to just put random syllables together to create a name, sometimes it gets a little odd. I was in a store about a decade ago with a black woman who had three daughters. She called them by name and I was surprised to hear the first one was named Mercedes, which is the definition of a classic old-school name. The second was Lexis, which I assumed was just a shortening of Alexis, going with the classic theme. But then she called the third one Infinity... and suddenly I realized she'd named them after luxury cars: Mercedes, Lexus and Infiniti. Poor girls.

And then there's this woman, who's real name is Marijuana Pepsi Jackson.

On the other hand, I knew a white girl named Crystal Chandra Lears, and sisters named Faith and Hope. (I asked them if they had a brother named Optimism. They didn't get it.)

When I was a kid, it seemed like one out of every four girls was named either Lisa or Lisa Marie. Turns out Lisa was the most popular name for girls for about a decade back in the 60s and early 70s. And Lisa Marie Presley is 43 years old. Interestingly, for the first time in 55 years, Elvis has dropped off the Top 1,000 Baby Names list.

It gets even worse than that: the universe is infinite but information isn't. Which means that somewhere in the universe there is another Earth that looks exactly like this one with exact duplicates of everything and everyone playing out the exact same way. No need for parallel universes any more!

What are they? Maybe I have them.

Stop falling in love with me, you minx.

Mental note: when seeing LLD, bring hair dryer. And four extension cords.

My neighbors had twins about that same time. Named them Luke... and Laura. Some folks may need their moms to explain that one to them.

Wow, you are the best at being the worst at reading comprehension.

Exceptions to the rule merely prove the rule. That's in the rules and everything.

That's what I said up there. I totally did.

I don't le know.

Typing: riveting stuff.

"Let me just send a response to this PM..." clickity clackety tippity tappity click-click tack tack tack pakt.

...and all you nerds will get beat up. After you drop your inhalers from your silly slap fights.

Probably why I've deleted mine.

If you re-roll a PEAT is it a rePEAT?

I agree. I hate this kind of design, not the least reason because it's usually not understandable without expending ridiculous amounts of time planning ahead. I have to plan ahead all day every day at work, I don't want to do it for entertainment.

Since we've given specific reasons why it's bad and you just keep saying, "Nuh-uh, you guys are doodyheads," I'm going to consider this a win on the anti-CO-character-editor side. Thanks for playing.