Impervious Fist

So, I just got my Vigilante to become a full blood Villain. Guess what I see? Mender Ramiel becomes active again, and I get 2 Pilgrims in my contact window (the hero one active because I figured I could do the arc from redside, I was wrong) . I'm pretty sure everyone else have had this problem as I can't see why it would be just me. This ENTIRE thing could most likely be fixed if Oro was just merged. Though I figured there is some sort of technical problem preventing that...

On my Vigilante who I was making a villain, I found their is one tip in paticular from i19 that had me dropping nuggets in my pants. Trail of Guilt-Striken Blood...or was it Guilt-Striken Trail of Blood...I dunno. But it goes like this:

(ZOMG ITZ TEH SPOILARZ)

There is a serial killer pretending to be a Longbow Agent, so you gotta "give him a fair trial". So, you frolic through the flowers of Grandville to the mish, and once you are inside, you fight Ghosts, which are like, the people the Agent slaughtered. So, you find his diary in the mish and the dude is all "OMG THEYZ R PRAYIN LIEK ALL GHOSTLIEK, GET MEH OUTTA HAR" So, eventually you find him, and he goes: Will you be my friend? So, as the good hero person you are, you take him and bring him to a ghost. As you fight the ghost, he gradually loses health, and eventually he slits his own throat, and he dies smiling. Also, through the whole mish he screams MAKE THE PRAYING STOP!!!!

---Teh Spoilerz End Har---

Overall, by far, without a doubt, not even rivaled, the creepiest mish in the game.

On the 12th day of CoH, a player gave to me:

12 Outcasts Frostin'

11 Maltas Sappin'

10 Skulls are Druggin'

9 Trolls are Trollin'

8 Buildings Smokin'

7 Farmers Farmin'

6 Insps are Poppin'

5 AE BABIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

4 Noobs are beggin'

3 Citizens Scarin'

2 Clockworks Clockin'

And a Big Bag full of Infamyyyyyy!

Ok, so like, an Agency called SAM was all like "yo my man, some dude's going around going "look at me, I'm you" so you have to go all OH NO YOU DIDN'T and then kill him".

A couple o' months later we got invaded by Marcus Cold, the King of Ice. Marcus Cold was all "MWA HA HA HA! YOUS ALL GUNNA DAH NOW" so his crack team of snowmen said "Yo Marcus Cold I'm really happy for you and Imma let you invade but I gotta go betray you." So, his snowmen rode their bikes from the North Pole to here, and then everyone was all "I like betraying people" and so they got the power to switch sides.

Another couple o' months later, Marcus Cold was all "KILL ALL PRIMALS!" so, we were all "MWA HA HA HA, FEAR ME FOR I HAVE THE POWER OF A WELL!" Marcus Cold's weakness is a well, considering it is the one place where his ice can not reach due to the shape. So, Marcus Cold melted. His neighbor's nephew's 3rd roomate's cousin's goldfish's former owner's best friend's wife, Lady Winter, brought back the Winter Event.

The End

Oh, well I feel dumb now.

Not sure if this has been around for a while, and if it has, then this thread is pretty pointless, but I was flying around Talos on my PB, then I see some Freakshow. I saw one of them say "the fetishization of material goods is sickening." Those are big words, but I think that sounds like Winter Event dialog to me, anyone else see something like this?

If he does, then it looks like everyone loses. No super powered peoples running about, and no Recluse's Duper Super Ultra Mega Hyper Awesome Intense Giant Evil Monster Outrageous Cool Gigantic buff.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dY3qz2FHvX4

Seriously, if he needs to be NEAR the towers for his power, how does he plan on using it to "take over the world" or "take Statesman's lunch money" if he can't leave his own porch?

If this idea were to be part of the game, it would be GREAT to make the terminals have a use again.

Penelope Yin is the daughter of Vanessa DeVore and Mustache Man?

Someone should tell Wu Yin.

List of Phonies, BIG FAT PHONIES:

Battle Maiden
Neuron
Mender Silos
Crow
Cleopatra
Dr. Hetzfeld
Maelstrom
Fake Nemeses (Nemesi? Nemesises?)
Chimera
Darrin Wade
Huntsman Ohanko
Mirror Spirit
Ernesto Hess
Westin Phipps
Pitbull

Is it because squid form has no arms or eyes to hold and look at the papers?

Can't say its THAT rare, I had it happen a couple o' times. Though it feels great each time.

ENOUGH IS ENOUGH! I HAVE HAD WITH THESE BADGE FARMING HEROES IN THIS CRIME INFESTED CITY! EVURBADAH STRAP IN! WE'RE 'BOUT TO HACK SOME FREAKIN' ACCOUNTS!

They need a fix. There is a bug that constantly makes them spawn on my plane flights where they do monkey farms. However, this bug only works on weekdays.

Aww, it was so much fun too...why must the devs torture us.

Recently I just finished my uncommon slot. However, it doesn't let me go on any further. Do I have to do both uncommon slots? Or is that all there is until Issue 20?