Healix

REDRUM
Repeating explosive drones really usurp me!

podgorney

take my own pics..I am a GORGEOUS tomcat

I wish my sister would...

wow......I didn't know math was that color.. *gazes blankly into the air*

*claps chalk erasers so hard if forms a huge dust cloud...whispers for everyone to sneak out the door before teacher knows they are gone*

a MANLY man

Once upon a Positron there was a bug. It's purple Mankey liked saving walruses deaths. Until a green shoe fell off a pretty cloud of root beer fluff cleaving off seven little toes while chewing Bubblegum. After seeing the drunk Pinnacle-ite puke chunky bits of magnets, it stumbled into a garbage carafe. Feeling pretty depressed, it died a Lonely death.

Elsewhere, there were some hungry hippos dancing on me for every time one slurps from the fountain of Wayne. In the early dawn, sirens wailed under a pale little moon made of nothing. People thought they saw Ghost Widow munching on Doritos with Valerie. But it wasn't Doritos, it was a magical corncob that sexy Jay designed with care.

This time, she wanted 12 umpa-loompas and 5 slimy Pterodactyls with Listerine. Suddenly the wizard Spanksalot grumbled with great big annoyance. Dirty scoundrels sacked small vermin left by evil midgets wearing pink Fedoras and speedos. However, Elvis wasn't having cheesecake; he stopped to adjust Stacy's corset that had melted rubber down its frog but sadly, he died.

Cheney shot the lawyer in the buttocks with spitballs made of recycled garbage with asparagus. After blowing the mayor, he loaded up 12 hundred bucks obtained illegally so he licked garbage which Statesman tossed overseas. I then drank sour kiwi Rum. Drunken Avenger then sang Imagine. Afterward, Lily Tomlin beheaded the Tele-tubby while it sat eating pickled beets.

Next, Cloud Strife, Tifa Lockheart, Vincent Valentine and Yuffie Kisaragi took Aeris Gainsborough out cold.

Considering everything that transpired, little foot sat on his behind waiting for apples. Eskimo kisses tickled my tootsies unmercifully. Eventually, they screamed bloody Sunday until one benevolent little prince started rubbing knobs fiercely.
More midgets climbed Numina and pruned quietly. Taking advantage of nimble and skilled gastrointestinal parasites wasn't such a hard chore, except flying ones drove crazy trains.

Then, He-man decided to lick post-its and stuff because chimichangas just weren't enough. Orko screaming meemies blubered aimlessly South. The dog chewed Positron. He farmed ancient Rikti chimichangas. Then, Captain Swatkowski dribbled on his bib. This caused Swatkowski to run slower; the ice cream chimichanga tripped. Sensing imminent disaster, Pablo summoned blue fire buttfungus, unleashing unspeakable horrors. After the Furby stimulated mister Chimichanga, he stole 8000 blue chimichangas. Ravenously belching Jingle Bombs, popsicles, Lava-lamps, and edible thongs, he

*pulls Gray from platypus and hoses the fish oil off..hands her the MR Mega-Plexis Super Combo Repeating Plithmaster 182 with Auto Scope and Self-timing Duo Radiation Carbine 94-gauge Super Soaker*

nose boogies *makes face*

I paid with an old Charlie Tuna commercial, a floorboard from a chicken coop and 16 cents and got

That's not what I heard...someone said you were 'full of it'..*giggles and ducks*

LOLorama-lama-ding dong

There is a restaurant in Stockholm that only offers all-garlic products. They even have a garlic cheesecake

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What's wrong, are you hot?

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I will dunk you in a vat of ice cubes.

He can wear sequined Underoos, and no one would ever laugh.

loves taking the opposite side of an arguement just to rile people up

He can kill Reichsman with a look...

Tonight we went to the pier and saw Luska devouring Malibu beach.

I wish I had a dollar for every time I...

How come there is hardly an blue food?

I believe the only way is to contact support.
NCSoft resources

DarkGob, if I may make a couple of suggestions that have kept me pretty much trouble free, I'd be so happy if they help you. (I have an older HP desktop ,AGP, Windows XP.)
Here's what I do on a consistant basis.
1. Before I play, I use the disk cleanup to get rid of temp files, recycle bin, etc.
2. CCleaner is one of my best friends...I use that too, before I play.
CCleaner
3. I made a shortcut for the ipconfig /flushdns command and use that.
4. Right after a patch/maintenance I use Defraggler. (It defrags your puter like lightening.) You can actually see what files are messed up, and I was shocked at how many were CoH files!!
Defraggler
5. I turn off my anti-virus program ONLY when I am playing..it goes right back on after I exit the game. (I noticed that the lag durring the Rikti/Zombie raids is WAY less than when I was running it.)
I haven't DCd for a REALLY long time since I started doing this. Last time was quite a few months back when trying to enter a friend's base.
I know this sounds like a lot of stuff to do, but it gets done in a flash and has kept my game running like a top. If any one of my suggestions can help, I will be very happy. Hang in there, and don't give up! Good luck

I was SO happy when the 'mouse-over info' was implimented when buying enhancements at the stores! (Sure made buying them much easier, less likely to grab the wrong ones.) Hearing there was a fix on the training server, I headed over to check it out. I see no change. Does anyone else miss this little feature as much as I do??? (I sure hope that we get it back soon.)

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I'll say that was the little known section of the Shadow Shard known as the Broken Martini Glass Shard. It's only available on Pinnacle.



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The last time that happened to me, it was because of a failing video card.

Start with the easy stuff first. Is your resolution on the desktop the same as in the geme? (I only play in windowed mode..makes it easy to double-box and get to the desktop if need be.) Texas_Justice had great advice..those things will help the clever minds here to pinpoint your prob, if it's not the resolution. Good luck, Gamete!

I went to test to see if the mouse-over info for enhancements (when at a store) was fixed, but seems not yet

I dreampt I was falling down a long well. I could see the mossy rocks whizzing past me, then I hit bottom and bounced like a rag doll. I remember saying, 'hey, I'm not hurt!!' Then I woke up.