Im a ninja.
I see dead people...hehe
"All right, they're on our left, they're on our right, they're in front of us, they're behind us...they can't get away this time"- Chesty Puller US Marine Corps
I made the people dead...lolz
I could say something nice, but then I'd have to live with myself afterwards.
I like cookies.
That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.
This shirt is itchy.
I've got a pocket full of lovecake.
Just as long as you don't have a love full of pocketcake.
Pocketcake is greater than Hot Pockets.
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Biggest Troll on the forums? I'll give you a hint:
1+1=3
I love Big Brother.
That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.
Fly pelican, fly!
and now for something completely different...
SPAM 
I'm not wearing any pants.
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Biggest Troll on the forums? I'll give you a hint:
This forum is totally random.
Myuzik, your avatar is trippin me out. Guess I need more sleep.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.
I'm sorry, I can't ask if you'd like a blanket.
That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.
Well, then you can just say "Here, have a blanket".
OOOH Blanket
*grabs blanket and goes to sleep* Z_Z
The blanket is a rabid zebra.
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Biggest Troll on the forums? I'll give you a hint:
The zebra is a rabid potholder.
"I am a Tank. I am your first choice, I am your last hope." -- Rune Bull
"Durability is the quintessential super-power. " -- Sailboat
O.O
Always wanted a rabid, potholder, zebra blanket.
Someone wet the blanket.
Kinda like the infamous Questions Only, but without the questions, only statements. And GO!!
Goldfish make me eat lampshades.