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2short2care

 

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I eated them.


 

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Knight_Chill is to non-cookie as Ulli is to cookie.



That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.

 

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I'm sure either diet isn't very healthy


 

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I tried to eated them, but some blue behemoth got there first.


 

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I must seek out this blue behemoth, so as to learn his secrets and improve my own cookie-nomnatude.



That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.

 

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Go to the mirror, boy.


 

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Self-lust is a crime.


 

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So is having a body temperature below 0° C.


 

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I hope grand theft cookie is not a crime.



That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.

 

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I'm sure that would stop you.


 

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It would still make me feel bad.



That blue thing running around saying "Cookies are sometimes food" is Praetorian Cookie Monster!
Shoot on sight, please.

 

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"Me no can feel bad when me sees many, beautiful...coo-kies!"

"NOM NOM NOM NOM..."


 

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o.o

Uuuuhoooo, two blue cookie eaters.

*hides in box*


 

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*grabs tape gun*

Here you go again.


 

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EEEP

*shuffles off inside box*

I just fixed it, no mailing me off to Greenland!!!!

*shuffles more (has moved a grand total of six inches so far)*


 

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*distracted by the happy hour whistle*

You lucked out this time.


 

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Some people don't need luck.


 

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Some people don't need hair.


 

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Flashback to the Grudge.


 

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Go to Ouroboros and play their mission arc.