*Walks into classroom*
Hi Mandatory Mysterious Transfer Teacher. I had my name illegally changed
*takes a desk in the back of the class*
They told me I didn't actually graduate, so here I am. This better be educational, or I shall break out the board of education on yo' azz Mr. Player.
*files in with KhelClones*
These guys need to get some learnin' on.
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Biggest Troll on the forums? I'll give you a hint:
*crawls out of supply closet*
Oooh...this room still here.
*sits in near by seat*
Screw every one of you, and then your ovens. Marcian_Tobay
You don't get something for nothing
You can't have freedom for free
-Rush-
Alright, you got me, what's on the agenda?
*takes seat near middle of room*
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*files in with KhelClones*
These guys need to get some learnin' on.
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I've created a delicious monster.
They're flavored?
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Hrm. Where are the rest of the students? Am I going to have to send our truant officer out there? As soon as he starts, you know, not being imaginary, that is.
Right then, suprise stupid-easy quiz!
1) What color is the sky?
2) Why should you not try to eat fire?
3) Boxes. What's up with them?
4) Identity your favorite pencil.
5) Did the US federal government ever, for any reason, ban hugs?
Easy times, guys. Just to spite those slacker not-showing-up types. Don't think too much about questions 3 and 4, just hit me with an answer.
*Mysteriously shows favoritism to punctual students*
Man, being mysterious isn't the same without Quincy_Archer here to rue the day. Oh well, gotta keep doin' it.
BackAlleyBrawler: I can't facepalm this post hard enough.
ShoNuff: If sophisticated = bro-mantically emo-tastic, then I'm going to keep to my Shonen loving simplicity dammit.
Alright um,
1. every single colour of the visible spectrum, we just see more blue
2. It kinda hurts
3. they hold things, cats love them, yippie skippie
4. Dixon Ticonderoga
5. in every public school in the us
*shakes fist*
BITT PLAYER! 
I hate pop quizzes...and quizzes we know about in advance.
1-Yellow
2-Cause there's hot sauce right there on the table
3-Makes the body parts easier to store
4-Number 2...Speaking of which, are there bathrooms in this school?
5-Actually, there was talk of it in 1985 for reasons only Reagan, Bush Sr., Pope JP2, Obama, and Kermit the Frog knew.
1) What color is the sky?
Bacon.
2) Why should you not try to eat fire?
Bacon.
3) Boxes. What's up with them?
Bacon.
4) Identity your favorite pencil.
Bacon.
5) Did the US federal government ever, for any reason, ban hugs?
Bacon.
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Biggest Troll on the forums? I'll give you a hint:
1) What color is the sky?
black
2) Why should you not try to eat fire?
don't taste good
3) Boxes. What's up with them?
they stack well
4) Identity your favorite pencil.
Calista Flockhart
5) Did the US federal government ever, for any reason, ban hugs?
no, how else would they be able to listen in to our conversations
Screw every one of you, and then your ovens. Marcian_Tobay
You don't get something for nothing
You can't have freedom for free
-Rush-
Gradin' time!
IdioticGenius: Four Dixon Ticonderogas out of five.
Quincy_Archer: D+. Even though you didn't technically take the test, I gotta give you points for ruing the day properly.
Angryellow: C rasied to the power of negative Tuesday. And, down the hall to your left.
Kheldarn: Telegraph. Also, they moved lunch to eighth period.
BJShygo: Ninja of Love and Justice!
*Mysteriously uses a not-Federally-approved grading system*
BackAlleyBrawler: I can't facepalm this post hard enough.
ShoNuff: If sophisticated = bro-mantically emo-tastic, then I'm going to keep to my Shonen loving simplicity dammit.
A "C"? I can live with that. Hey, all I gotta do is pass.
people with that attitude disgust me, you'll never get into college with an attitude like that.
I need at least a B to be happy
Screw you, you elitist. I'm from Detroit. A "C" makes me a mother[censored] genius.
I'm also from detroit, a "B" Makes me a mother****ing nerd. I like it
Flapsticks. *nods*
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* Note on the cafeteria *
todays meal will be
Sarah Palin lame duck stew
side of swine flu
washed down with New GM bail-out watter
and for desert : micheal jackson one bad apple pie
(is it too soon ? )
*clutches Star Wars lunchbox*
�Many things worth doing in the world had been declared impossible before they were done.� Wow, some lunch. Can't stand Palin, avoided swine flu, live in Detroit so I'm swimming in bailout water. And yeah, the Jacko pie is entirely too soon. Knew I should've brought my [censored] lunch.
*beats up KhelClones, takes lunch money*
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[ QUOTE ]
* Note on the cafeteria *
todays meal will be
Sarah Palin lame duck stew
side of swine flu
washed down with New GM bail-out watter
and for desert : micheal jackson one bad apple pie
(is it too soon ? )
[/ QUOTE ]
What's this nonsense? Today's lunch is the Hillary Special: Two large thighs and a left wing.
BackAlleyBrawler: I can't facepalm this post hard enough.
ShoNuff: If sophisticated = bro-mantically emo-tastic, then I'm going to keep to my Shonen loving simplicity dammit.
*Unlocks classroom door*
*Starts Servbots clearing away debris and setting up new desks*
*Adjusts glasses*
Right, as Mandatory Mysterious Transfer Student and apparent Teacher by Default, I have to question how I'm still a "transfer student" when it's been a trimester since I transferred in. I also question the validity of promoting students to teacher-hood by virtue of no teachers turning up. The heck kind of school is this?
Class will begin once the students turn up.
*Mysteriously wonders who he's talking to*
BackAlleyBrawler: I can't facepalm this post hard enough.
ShoNuff: If sophisticated = bro-mantically emo-tastic, then I'm going to keep to my Shonen loving simplicity dammit.