Flarstux

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  1. Same here. That's twice today.

    Maybe it's not a bug, after all.

    Maybe it's intentional.

    Maybe it's some wacky pop psychology attempt at...

    FORUM DIVERSIFICATION

    ... meant to keep us from posting too often in the same thread. Or something. Ha ha. But it's darned peculiar that it's taking whoever is supposed to fix it so long to fix it...
  2. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Mr. DJ View Post
    I don't see a reason why they would need to, all Eve did was expand on how CoX's character creator works. The Devs are capable of creating detailed faces within the current engine, take a good look at Magus Mu'Drakon and then look at other NPCs.
    I wish I could use the face of my forum avatar on one of my characters.
  3. I have a blaster (built for pre-I13 PVP) that has SJ and SS. I no longer even try to PVP, but I've kept the powers as is. It works for that character - running running running uh oh obstacle >Boing!< running running running...
  4. Quote:
    Originally Posted by TheHangedMan View Post
    Popular characters would come back again for new storylines, they would not disappear
    Flower Knight should appear more often. Much more often. And should have her own TF for level 50s. "Hi, $name! We've come a long way from Outbreak, huh."

    Also, villains need someone a little more distinctive in their tutorial door mission than whatshisname.
  5. The cars are massing out in the desert, waiting for their leader to say...

    LET'S GO!
  6. In reference to the large picture of Tomar-Re above...

    /e clara: WHERE'S THE BEAK?

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tomar-Re
  7. Maybe if they changed it to...

    The Spider of Death-man!

    ...they'd win awards.
  8. The Good, the Bad, and the Wolverine.
    Don't Tell Mom the Wolverine's Dead.
    I Married a Wolverine from Outer Space.
    The Rocky Horror Wolverine. "Let's do the Bub Snikt agaaaain!"
  9. Quote:
    Originally Posted by cursedsorcerer View Post
    I honestly don't know what kind of cockroach that is.
    It's the forum bug! Kill it! Kill it with FIE-YAAARRR!!!
  10. Being a musician, when I see shows featuring musicians... yeah. Okay. Only 'This Is Spın̈al Tap' is even close. And it's TOO close.

    I'm sure if a real zombie watched this, they'd be all like, "Blrr. Glrr. Goop. Barrrgh."

    Which, in English, is "Pfft! Those stupid zomwannabies walk more like <insert favorite drunken celebrity here> trying to pass a drunk test at 5:30 AM than us."
  11. Flarstux

    Human Powers?

    Well, that's no fun.
  12. Flarstux

    Human Powers?

    We know what Peter Parker got from the spider... but what, if anything, did the spider get from Peter Parker?
  13. I hate Steel Canyon contacts that send me to Skyway City and Skyway City contacts that send me to Steel Canyon. I also hate that I can't dangle these contacts from rooftops by their ankles while singing, "Got no joy, got no phone, got no missions in this zone! Now it's your turn to fly, oops you fell out of the sky!"
  14. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Zyphoid View Post
    That is the worst review I have ever read. I can not express how much I disagree with it.
    Sometimes words are like frogs. All slippery and hoppy. Before you can arrange 'em in any kind of meaningful way, they're already halfway across the pond.
  15. Wolverinse: the Secret of the Hair.
  16. Here's my theory:

    First, Merle sawed off the wrong hand.
    Second, someone else came along and rescued him.
    Third, it was TV's Bronson Pinchot.


    This review echoes some of the sentiments that have been expressed here.
  17. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Dark One View Post
    frail, old Aunt. Mephisto
    At first I didn't see the punctuation mark between Aunt and Mephisto.
  18. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Lothic View Post
    Ultimately I think the makers of the show/story just wanted to have something like this be a "OMG!" shock thing.
    If they REALLY wanted to give us an "OMG!" shock thing, they should have had Merle still handcuffed to the pipe, still alive, still intact... but wearing a pink tutu.
  19. Oh, yeah - I would have forgotten! Thanks for the reminder.
  20. Flarstux

    A god with a gun

    Quote:
    Originally Posted by Ironik View Post
    I don't think lack of specificity needs to be also bland. Let me try to make up a couple.

    "There are people screaming in terror in here. Time to make them scream louder."

    "The bad guys are here already. They won't be staying... or ever coming back."

    "Inside the door, the temperature is noticeably lower. Time to bring the heat."
    Ooh, ooh, I have some!

    "The sign above the door said Exit but you went in anyway."

    "You entered through an office door and now you're in a blue cave. There's something wrong here. Something terribly, terribly wrong."

    "Is that pie you smell? A la mode? No. It's just cream cheese on whole wheat toast. Fine. If that's how it's going to be, that's how it's going to be. No pie. No mercy. No quarter."
  21. Flarstux

    A god with a gun

    Hey, dudes! It all started when a friend gave me some magic coffee beans. As you surely know, you can't just throw beans in a cup with hot water and have coffee, you have to grind them and then brew them! So I got on eWay and found this way cool coffee grinder that was supposed to have been stolen from the flying saucer that crashed at Roswell. It's got lots of weird blinking lights and when you turn the handle the room gets all warpy. Yeah! Then I brewed the ground up beans in a Crey 9000 Coffee Maker I found behind a dumpster in Brickstown. It had some kind of wacky glowing goop all over it, but most of it off rinsed right off. Anyway, for some reason when I drank the coffee it interacted with my 'naturally pre-disposed to mutation' biosystem and turned me into one tough SOB! So tough, in fact, that the lab guys have classified me as a 'tanker'. Pretty cool, huh. Anyway. Want some coffee?
  22. Great deal if you've got the doe!
  23. Flarstux

    A god with a gun

    Maybe the god IS the gun...

    Did someone already say that?

    If so

    If not
  24. Quote:
    Originally Posted by Memphis_Bill View Post
    No, really, it did. Yes, I actually liked some of that series ("Quack!") - including D.P.7. But, I drifted from that before the New Universe died off, before the Pitt, etc.
    I remember those. Well, a little anyway. I remember DP7 was my favorite - weren't they traveling around on a bus? There was a big guy with long hair, and a speedster who had to eat a lot, and the acid guy, and some MILF type, maybe, with an abusive husband?... and a normal looking guy...

    Other New Universe stuff - there was a guy with some kinda star symbol... and an armored type... and... uh...

    /memory fail.