The NPC's Final Statements...
By
2short2care,
Posted on: 2012-09-06 14:55 in CoH and CoV General Discussions
And you said you were done with lists, HA! If I may add a couple:
* Ghost Widow - "Well, I suppose I wasn't getting any deader..."
* Flambeaux - "YOLO!"
@Winter. Because I'm Winter. Period.
I am a blaster first, and an alt-oholic second.
In the words of Dorothy...
I think I'm going to miss you most of all.
Writer of In-Game fiction: Just Completed: My Summer Vacation. My older things are now being archived at Fanfiction.net http://www.fanfiction.net/~jwbullfrog until I come up with a better solution.
I think Recluse knows how Blasters feel about not getting I24. 
Blue
American Steele: 50 BS/Inv
Nightfall: 50 DDD
Sable Slayer: 50 DM/Rgn
Fortune's Shadow: 50 Dark/Psi
WinterStrike: 47 Ice/Dev
Quantum Well: 43 Inv/EM
Twilit Destiny: 43 MA/DA
Red
Shadowslip: 50 DDC
Final Rest: 50 MA/Rgn
Abyssal Frost: 50 Ice/Dark
Golden Ember: 50 SM/FA
Tin Mage Mk II -- "...Next time: black box."
Mary MacComber -- "Should've gone to ELEVEN!"
haha..... 
funny but bittersweet
Cancel the kitchen scraps for widows and lepers, no more merciful beheadings and call off christmas!
Both Steel and Winter got me to L out L. Well done.
The Alt Alphabet ~ OPC: Other People's Characters ~ Terrific Screenshots of Cool ~ Superhero Fiction
Quote:
This isn't good.| Lord Nemesis - "... this didn't turn out like I'd planned at all..." |
Lord Nemesis: "Told you I'd win in the end."
Doom.
Yep.
This is really doom.
Wretch: "Ha! Wretch has finally found key to Ghost Widow's tower! Wretch can finally get in! Wait... key no work. This not good. And why there new sign on door? E... V... I... C... T... E... D... Wretch need Strike Force Mud to help understand..."
Desperate guy: "The world is ending... I can't die a virgin!"
Turndown girl: "Not even if you were the last guy on earth... or in this dimension... wherever it is."
Synapse: "Okay, three months til the world ends. Dude, that's like fifty years to me. No rush."
Isaac the bartender: "Last call, everyone..."
Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
Dark_Respite's Farewell Video: "One Last Day"
THE COURSE OF SUPERHERO ROMANCE CONTINUES!
Book I: A Tale of Nerd Flirting! ~*~ Book II: Courtship and Crime Fighting - Chap Nine live!
MA Arcs - 3430: Hell Hath No Fury / 3515: Positron Gets Some / 6600: Dyne of the Times / 351572: For All the Wrong Reasons
378944: Too Clever by Half / 459581: Kill or Cure / 551680: Clerical Errors (NEW!)
THE COURSE OF SUPERHERO ROMANCE CONTINUES!
Book I: A Tale of Nerd Flirting! ~*~ Book II: Courtship and Crime Fighting - Chap Nine live!
MA Arcs - 3430: Hell Hath No Fury / 3515: Positron Gets Some / 6600: Dyne of the Times / 351572: For All the Wrong Reasons
378944: Too Clever by Half / 459581: Kill or Cure / 551680: Clerical Errors (NEW!)
Statesman: "WTF?"
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Originally Posted by Dark_Respite
Isaac the bartender: "Last call, everyone..."
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Ms Liberty: "Heya, Mom, Grandpa, I'm still hanging in there. People think I'm nuts for the whole Red Widow thing, no one can tell that the "me" in Atlas these days is a robotic body double, but hey, I'm doing my best to keep a smile on my face. At least after the summer I've had, things can't get much worse."
Resistance Fighter: Bananas!
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Originally Posted by ShadowNate
;_; ?!?! What the heck is wrong with you, my god, I have never been so confused in my life!
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Eochai: I sense a great darkness coming. Evil beyond our simple war.
Jack In Irons: Pumpkin Man want stop fight? Have beer?
Dammit Steelclaw... stop making me laugh and cry at the same time!
"If I fail, they write me off as another statistic. If I succeed, they pay me a million bucks to fly out to Hollywood and fart." --- George A. Romero
"If I had any dignity, that would have been humiliating" --- Adam Savage
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Poor Scir... 'Just can't ever catch a break.|
Originally Posted by Steelclaw
A few of the game character's reactions to the news that the game MIGHT be ending...
* Scirocco - "Story of my life..." |
'Made me grin, though.
@Brightfires - @Talisander
That chick what plays the bird-things...
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Fixed.
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Originally Posted by Kitsune Knight
Resistance Fighter: All this time takin' down the big bad Tyrant and he turns out to be the Puppet rather than the Puppet Master! Damn.
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TO THE END!Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
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"I TOLD the Devs that I needed to keep Paragon City safe forever, look how it all went to Hell after my death!
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Originally Posted by Knight_of_Armor
Statesman: "WTF?"
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to TO THE END!Villains are those who dedicate their lives to causing mayhem. Villians are people from the planet Villia!
Back Alley Brawl: "This is whack. First Galaxy City and now this? Damn. I'm gettin' too old for this s**t"
Castle: "Well, that certainly didn't Work As Intended..."
"But we are like children, thinking our toys will make us happy and the whole world is our nursery. Something must drive us out of that nursery and into the lives of others, and that something is suffering." �C.S. Lewis
I've been serious long enough... time for a dumb joke list...
A few of the game character's reactions to the news that the game MIGHT be ending...
* Lord Nemesis - "... this didn't turn out like I'd planned at all..."
* Manticore - "Kill my wife will they? Forgot I was a billionaire vigilante... let's see how they like having to crawl to ME for the rights to their precious game..."
* Fusionette - "Oh, that's too bad... but... I haven't actually played for months now... I kept losing my password..."
* Lord Recluse - "So let me get this straight... my greatest enemy dies... my greatest love comes back from the dead... I'm on the greatest roll of my life... and now this... and people wonder why I'm a recluse..."
* Praetorian Hamidon - "Aw man... and I JUST got the place all to myself..."
* Positron - "The Devs are out of work now? ... first they lock me in my armor for years and years... then they hook me up romantically with a woman who has no physical form... what was next Devs?! Viagra in my water supply just to rub it in?! Oh, I feel so sorry for your freaking tragedy!"
* Captain Castillo - "Developers? Do you REALLY believe in that hogwash? That we were created by some sort of superior beings? One look at MY face should tell you no being is superior to ME..."
* Lord Nemesis - "... no... this isn't where it all went wrong... THIS plot is to get people to willingly buy bottled water..."
* Silver Mantis - "Ouch... this... this really hurts... and not even in a GOOD way..."
* Scirocco - "Story of my life..."
* Sally - "Oh, thank goodness... now maybe they'll just leave me ALONE..."
* Clockwork King - "Hey! I have an idea... I could take the plans for the Praetorian Clockwork or maybe Citadel and build a much more human-appearing body to house my brain in... Maybe then Penny would... huh? What do you mean you have bad news?"
* Azuria - "For the last time NO... the Developers did not entrust me to store and protect the game servers... why do you ask?"
* Skulls Girlfriend - "NO! NOOOOOOOOoooo! I was SO CLOSE!"
* Praetorian Seer - "Whoa... didn't see that one coming..."
* Captain Mako - "Huh... looks like I picked the wrong day to become a vegetarian..."
* Lord Nemesis - "Ah! HERE's where I made the mistake... on page 4 of plot A4525D123QW3... I neglected to carry the 2..."
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw