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There's also a rare emote that you'll sometimes see where a Skull/Hellion/Outcast model is looking through a handbang.
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Originally Posted by Redlynne
Outcast: No man, I'm telling you, HE GOT THE PURSE! I saw it myself!
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@Golden Girl
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I have a soft spot for Rikti Traditionalist Psi-Scout Lk'Onik
"'Nette: Sup?"
"...: Heh."
"Character: Excellent."
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I'd thought I made this up in my head, but I saw this again very recently in Pocket D.|
Originally Posted by Darth_Khasei
Desperate guy and Turn down girl in Pocket D. Don't know the lines by heart but she rips him a new one lol.
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(paraphrasing)
Desparate Guy: Did somebody just fart? Well let's get out of here!
@Mental Maden @Maden Mental
"....you are now tackle free for life."-ShoNuff
Personally I still like the one Outcasts will say sometimes to Tsoo in Steel Canyon: "Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't."
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: STOP!
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: WAIT ONE SECOND!
[Admin] Emperor Marcus Cole: WHAT IS A SEAGULL DOING ON MY THRONE!?!?
Ah, a subject that never gets old. Word up, my homey, as it were.
Some new favorites for me include some of Grym's dialogue. Dillo gets the player spotlight among the Shining Stars, but I find Grym to be funnier, possibly because he says everything with an absolutely straight face:
"Apparently, these 'police dogs' remain bound by their vows of silence."
"I forget that I have bett- DIFFERENT senses than you."
"I will choose a small area nearby and construct a den."
"Bombarding the CoH/V fora with verbosity since January, 2006"
Djinniman, level 50 inv/fire tanker, on Victory
-and 40 others on various servers
A CoH Comic: Kid Eros in "One Light"
[NPC] Desperate Guy: Kiss me if I'm wrong, but aren't you Angelina Jolie?
[NPC] Turndown Girl: Get lost.
The development team and this community deserved better than this from NC Soft. Best wishes on your search.
After rescuing a victim from the Freakshow's ill-conceived venture into the world of black magic, we're informed "The only thing worse than being sacrificed is being sacrificed incompetently."
Also, a more situational line... As my ice/ice blaster stealthily sneaks up on some Lost, one of them announces "I just can't seem to get warm." Hmmm... funny you should mention that, Chuckles.
Becky the Tarantula Mistress is my favorite NPC in the entire game.
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Originally Posted by Dispari
I don't know why Dink thinks she's not as sexy as Jay was. In 5 posts she's already upstaged his entire career.
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What makes that even funnier for me: I used to be a breakfast cook in a diner that opened at 5:00AM. This was during a period when I didn't have a driver's license, so I either walked or bicycled to work every morning. Several of our regular early-morning customers were city "street department" employees the guys who maintained traffic lights and such, did the street cleaning and snow plowing, etc. I used to "complain" to them all the time about turning off the frakkin' wind machines once in a while so that my walking and biking to work wouldn't be such a chore |
Originally Posted by Triplash
- Worried Citizen: I dropped a twenty and the wind blew it away. When are you police going to do something about the wind around here?
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Originally Posted by Healix
And from Dillo:
AHA-HA-HA! You are full of the correct, *hoorb* 'Changing truth on a hairless headfront' (bald-faced lie) "*hoorb* Prepare for posterior repercussion! " (butt-kicking) |
"Don't allow excess friction on your pediment!" (don't drag your butt)
Hellion sitting on a railing, calling out to a bystander: "Hey, you know I'm going to be stealing that purse later, right?"
Architect NPC 1: "I took a second mortgage so I could keep playing arcs!"
Architect NPC 2: "That doesn't seem right."
Freakshow busting up a car: "This is what freedom is all about!"
Salamanca college student: "All I said was you have no plot, no characterization and no theme. And then she hit me!"
Hellion robbing a purse: "It's not a vintage car, it's a purse! Just hand it over!"
Atlas Park NPC 1: "All I'm saying is that, if you want to succeed, you have to pay to play."
Atlas Park NPC 2: "You think so?"
Freakshow robbing a purse: "Your fetishization of material goods sickens me!"
"Now, I'm not saying this guy at Microsoft sees gamers as a bunch of rats in a Skinner box. I'm just saying that he illustrates his theory of game design using pictures of rats in a Skinner box."