* Why hasn't the Minotaur statue in Talos Island used his Paragon Points to buy the bull head costume piece yet?
* Why does it seem every time I pop a yellow... ANY size yellow... I always miss the first attack directly afterwards?
* Why only half a helmet?
* Why do only Hellions and Skulls get girlfriends when Malta and Crey make such better money?
* Excluding creatures with no sense of smell (clockwork) and those who smell worse than the environment (Vahzilok); why would any gang want to hang out in the sewers when every warehouse in the city is apparently abandoned and unguarded?
* Seriously, why only HALF a helmet?
* Why do women in Paragon City bother carrying purses at all?
* Why hasn't some Stone-Shaping Arch-Villain just taught the Atlas Statue how to Sit?
* I mean, a FULL helmet I could understand... but half a helmet? And he's more interested in protecting his face (where he can see them coming) than he is the back of his skull... It just doesn't make sense...
* Why are the war walls still up when apparently the Rikti have a device the technological equivalent of a garage door opener?
* Why do the police wait OUTSIDE the bank during Mayhem missions and leave the actual bank protection up to a private security firm?
* Why haven't the rest of Freedom Phalanx told Statesman how stupid he looks?
And finally....
* Why do I keep making these lists when hardly anyone reads them anymore?
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
Here's a simple answer for the OP:
Variety is the spice of life.
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Look at that. A full-grown woman pulling off pigtails. Her crazy is off the charts.
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Why did the Rikti have to go to such lengths to turn off the war walls in the first place when they could have just as easily flown over them? For all their apparent technological superiority, they apparently forgot how to make helicopters (which you can see flying over the war walls in Atlas Park).
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
* Why are the war walls still up when apparently the Rikti have a device the technological equivalent of a garage door opener?
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Originally Posted by MaestroMavius
Because Blasters haven't been the 'King' of damage in a long time. We're the kings of ranged damage. With that range, sadly, being considered good enough defense to justify our squishiness.
I can take a War Mace/anything scrapper, right out of the box without enhancements, and do much more damage than any Blaster from level 1-26, while being much much safer doing so. Blasters used to be the undisputed kings of damage but that title vanished years ago. It's high time we fixed that discrepancy. |
this is why i can't play a blaster past level 10 or 12. granted i prefer an archetype that includes def/res, but if a blaster gets NO mitigation i think the damage discrepancy should be higher. i just don't feel like Blasters do enough to warrant their level of squishiness.
Oh yeah, that was the time that girl got her whatchamacallit stuck in that guys dooblickitz and then what his name did that thing with the lizards and it cleared right up.
screw your joke, i want "FREEM"
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When you figure this out, let me know. It drives me insane.|
Originally Posted by Steelclaw
* * Why does it seem every time I pop a yellow... ANY size yellow... I always miss the first attack directly afterwards?
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"THE RIKTI ARE INVADING!"
*ZWISH* (The War Walls activate)
"Okay, instead of just standing here and watching them fly overhead, you, you, and you, keep the power system for the War Walls up so they can't do bombing runs!"
(One badge for bomb runs, one badge for keeping out dropships)
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Michelle
aka
Samuraiko/Dark_Respite
Dark_Respite's Farewell Video: "One Last Day"
THE COURSE OF SUPERHERO ROMANCE CONTINUES!
Book I: A Tale of Nerd Flirting! ~*~ Book II: Courtship and Crime Fighting - Chap Nine live!
MA Arcs - 3430: Hell Hath No Fury / 3515: Positron Gets Some / 6600: Dyne of the Times / 351572: For All the Wrong Reasons
378944: Too Clever by Half / 459581: Kill or Cure / 551680: Clerical Errors (NEW!)
THE COURSE OF SUPERHERO ROMANCE CONTINUES!
Book I: A Tale of Nerd Flirting! ~*~ Book II: Courtship and Crime Fighting - Chap Nine live!
MA Arcs - 3430: Hell Hath No Fury / 3515: Positron Gets Some / 6600: Dyne of the Times / 351572: For All the Wrong Reasons
378944: Too Clever by Half / 459581: Kill or Cure / 551680: Clerical Errors (NEW!)
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Crey aren't allowed girlfriends, it cuts into the profit margin. And Malta are so confused with all the masks & code names that they aren't sure who is a girl.|
Originally Posted by Steelclaw
* Why do only Hellions and Skulls get girlfriends when Malta and Crey make such better money?
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"Well, 'Kitty Kat Bravo' sure sounds like a girl name...but look at those shoulders! Agent Tulip maybe?"
Arc #40529 : The Furies of the Earth
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Oh god my sides hurt, and I still can't stop laughing.
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Originally Posted by Obscure Blade
. And Malta are so confused with all the masks & code names that they aren't sure who is a girl.\
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I thought that only happened to me, Steelclaw. It seems I am not alone. Maybe Dark_Respite, yourself and I should start a "Used A Yellow And Missed" support group.
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* Why does it seem every time I pop a yellow... ANY size yellow... I always miss the first attack directly afterwards? |
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Originally Posted by Steelclaw
* Why hasn't the Minotaur statue in Talos Island used his Paragon Points to buy the bull head costume piece yet?
* Why does it seem every time I pop a yellow... ANY size yellow... I always miss the first attack directly afterwards? * Why only half a helmet? * Why do only Hellions and Skulls get girlfriends when Malta and Crey make such better money? * Excluding creatures with no sense of smell (clockwork) and those who smell worse than the environment (Vahzilok); why would any gang want to hang out in the sewers when every warehouse in the city is apparently abandoned and unguarded? * Seriously, why only HALF a helmet? * Why do women in Paragon City bother carrying purses at all? * Why hasn't some Stone-Shaping Arch-Villain just taught the Atlas Statue how to Sit? * I mean, a FULL helmet I could understand... but half a helmet? And he's more interested in protecting his face (where he can see them coming) than he is the back of his skull... It just doesn't make sense... * Why are the war walls still up when apparently the Rikti have a device the technological equivalent of a garage door opener? * Why do the police wait OUTSIDE the bank during Mayhem missions and leave the actual bank protection up to a private security firm? * Why haven't the rest of Freedom Phalanx told Statesman how stupid he looks? And finally.... * Why do I keep making these lists when hardly anyone reads them anymore? |
please please keep these up, I so enjoy theses.
Hatter: "Have I gone Mad?"
(Alice checks Hatter's temperature)
Alice: "I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers, nutter, crazy, But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.
Alice in Wonderland (2010)
P.S, dear devs...
Why does this gentleman NOT work for you, I can just image anything written by him
Hatter: "Have I gone Mad?"
(Alice checks Hatter's temperature)
Alice: "I'm afraid so. You're entirely bonkers, nutter, crazy, But I'll tell you a secret. All the best people are.
Alice in Wonderland (2010)
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Why do birds... fall out of the sky?|
Originally Posted by Coyote_Seven
Why do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near?
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Every time... you walk by?
Just like me.... they long to be...
Odor free...
Why do skunks... all run away?
As you're passing their way?
Their ardor's spent...
They know that that's no mating scent...
My mind wanders so often you've probably seen its picture on milk cartons. - Me... the first person version of the third person Steelclaw
Listen, Steelclaw! If I don't stop laughing someone is going to take my computer away. *ducks down again to hide from boss*
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You paid for the entire helmet, but you'll only need the edge.|
Originally Posted by Steelclaw
* I mean, a FULL helmet I could understand... but half a helmet? And he's more interested in protecting his face (where he can see them coming) than he is the back of his skull... It just doesn't make sense...
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...or, well, you get the idea.
61866 - A Series of Unfortunate Kidnappings - More than a coincidence?
2260 - The Burning of Hearts - A green-eyed monster holds the match.
379248 - The Spider Without Fangs - NEW - Some lessons learned (more or less.)
An obsolete issue now, but something that used to bother me when I thought about it: the existence of "villainous ATs" and "heroic ATs". What, your child prodigy likes to build robots? Your mutant kid is developing the ability to use fire blasts and control the wind? She gets stronger when she gets into a fight? Sorry, the kid's a villain; we'll send him or her over to the Rogue Isles on the next ferry.
Arc #40529 : The Furies of the Earth