If Steelclaw Were An Arch-Villain...


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33) I will never have an attractive member of the opposite sex, prisoner or no, sent to my bedchamber. For one thing the prisoner wouldn't HAVE to kill me... my wife would take care of that for her.
Number 1 Reason Steelclaw disappeared - Implied wife was NOT an attractive member of the opposite sex.


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22) I WILL utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know" but it will always be followed by "Who put the bop in the bop-shebop-shebop?"
Sooo much better than "Have you ever danced with the devil by the pale moonlight?"


 

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The Steelclaw Task Force has an EXCELLENT chance of launching 4/1/2012. All the hard work has already been done!


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I would think you could never actually finish the Steelclaw TF.

Half way through you'd find something, without fail, that threw off the team balance or made it unfair to one of the team members. Because of that, you'd have to start over again each time, no matter what.

(That lack of balance or fairness is inherent to the TF, so that no matter what you do you'll come across it.)


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I would think you could never actually finish the Steelclaw TF.

Half way through you'd find something, without fail, that threw off the team balance or made it unfair to one of the team members. Because of that, you'd have to start over again each time, no matter what.

(That lack of balance or fairness is inherent to the TF, so that no matter what you do you'll come across it.)
Actually, I think it would be something that would cause Steelclaw to delete himself, thereby causing the TF to auto-fail.


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He would make us save Infernia and Glacia but require us to keep them alive.


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Oooh, the downfall of Steelclaw AV was leaked on the Ustream chat...

"Gemesis: Steelclaw AV is easy to beat. Just wait him out, and he'll eventually delete himself."